You encounter these warriors in the wild

>you encounter these warriors in the wild

>you know that you can't take them both on at once and win, so..

1) which do you go after first and why?

2) what is your plan of action?

I could definitely take them both on

no you cant.

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I think he could

It's enough to KO 1 guy and the other will run away.

no, they are warriors

bump.

I don't hit women

women cant be warriors

I summon my tribe to take care of the interlopers

You have to beat off your attackers in situations like this. Beat em off real fucking good.

sounds gay

Hit dick nuts on the left as quick as I can. Throat and ear.

Hit dick nuts on the right in the actual nuts. One hit punch his bag open (or I'll at least try).

Go from there. Whomever is least dead is getting taken to the ground and I make cheese of their face. Their buddy will come to and try to stop me. I then start biting digits of HIS hand.

Eventually the cops show up and I'm already beserkered out. I am slumped and a shell of a person. Covered in blood, idk what happened.

They'll commit me

I attempt to intimidate them by removing my clothes, shitting into my hands and smearing it over my body, just all over while saying "You will see, you will see, you will all see!"

wtf is dick nuts

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They both look like I could slap them to death

they are warriors, you cant

They are

>no you cant.

>never heard of a spitroast

I'd leave and go home

theyre both bottoms though

of course I'd have to do some emergency genetic engineering