THE STRAIN SEASON PREMIERE

The Strain season 3 premiere is tonight at 10pm on FX.

Will Zach die?

Will Eichorst cuck Fet?

Will the old guy keep being a cunt?

Let's find out together, tonight.

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best character coming through

Can't fucking wait. Best/Worst show on TV.

>Best show on TV.

ftfu

>The Strain season 3 premiere is tonight at 10pm on FX.
>Will Zach die?
No
>Will Eichorst cuck Fet?
No
>Will the old guy keep being a cunt?
Yes

oh boy oh boy I'm pretty hypu

fuck zach! he needs to join olly in hell

Zach becomes the Master's protege. He doesn't die until the very end.

fuck yes, nazi vampires should have been done long ago.

FUCK YEAH. 10pm. Hour of the fucken WOLF. AWOOOO. Time for The Strain, bitches.

What time is that in britbong land

youtube.com/watch?v=eVGzk3IIqYg

3AM

Fuck that's late
I'm off to bed lads,hope the premiere will be gucci

Youd better not go to fucken bed bro

fuck yes im pumped. what should i order to eat

It was pretty good for a season opener. Sets up the season well.

There will be much crying that "nothing is happening, it's the same shit as last year", but the subtle stuff is there.

Fried wontons, double cheeseburger, strawberry pineapple smoothie, pork slathered poutine, yellow peeps, mountain dew

oh nice thanks for reminding me user

I'm just saying...

My body is ready

Oh sweet, imma grab that from usenet

>seeding
lol you fool

I started seeding once I grew up, user.

I got dozens of rare torrents up, some are 1k positive ratio, it took me ages to get them, so it feels good to give back.

hows the quality?

enjoy federal prison once Hillary is elected

Like this. It's pretty good for 300mb. It was up 3h ago. Too bad I can't shitpos... I mean, discuss it with you until you all see it. No spoilers.

Lol come at me. 7 proxies, etc.

To get you all in the mood.

youtube.com/watch?v=aJXyQWTlkQE

maxkek
Any sites planning to stream it?

Did this ever get good? I tried to like it but after the first five episodes were garbage I gave up on it

Ahem.

I fucking lold, holy shit is this real life?!'

the usual prolly

It's a campy "horror" show. It was never supposed to be good.
If you didn't like the first five episodes, you won't like it now.

Fucking beat me to it

>filename

how did he fly backwards

Will this season end with them assaulting that nuclear plant, Setrakian killing Eichorst, and poisoning the Master with his bloodpressure meds?

Shit didn't mean to spoil it

Sometimes at night, as my head is hitting the pillow, I wonder what life would be like if mr eko were my buddy in real life.

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This guy fucks.

did u rike it

Because he is the GODDAMNED MASTER.

it's not backwards

>mfw

The head and throat of a fallen angel possessing the corpse of a 19th century noble crippled by gigantism defies the laws of physics, yo.

braindead is a better body snatchers type zombie thingy

yawn, we already know, no one cares about your babby's first shipostery

can you translate that to English?

So is the Master a Nosferatu or a Tzimisce? He obviously looks like a Nosferatu, but his feeding appendage is weird enough to be the product of Vicissitude.

Neither. Fuck off, Sup Forums.

>when the mexican dude starts rapping in character

Absolute cringe

Isn't that /tg/? Or iff Sup Forums shouldn't it be /vr/? Or are you still not allowed to post about Windows 98 games on /vr/ because they aren't old enough?

What is going on with Sup Forums dude?

Stop being a pedant and just go back to Sup Forums.

Noice, I didn't even know.

wtf i hate the strain now!

>it's another turn off your phone and get comfy episode

Can't wait lads

>even owning a phone
>having a social life
lol

I'm a Sup Forums native, I just happen to be familiar with pen and paper roleplaying games as well as Troika's infamous CRPGs.

I'd like to use Sup Forums but really they never talk about the sorts of games I'm interested in. Also I don't own a current-gen console and my best graphics card isn't even discrete, it's an HD3000.

I also train BJJ so if you want to fuckin fight I will choke your dumb ass out.

/r/ing the .webm of Eichorst flicking the cigarette at the hanging jew who spurned him.

but comfy is a state of mind, not an accumulation of circumstances

Suicide is also a state of mind.

Why is it that Corey Stoll always plays an alcoholic?

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That's a good one, but I'd really like the one where it shows him thinking about it with his superiors watching.

Dunno man, I kinda like it. They love their job and the series, that shows clearly, Gus' lyrics are awesome, where else will you hear strigoi used in a music video? His whole verse is worthy of an actual song being released.

Delete this

>tfw people probably watched this show because of this webm
>tfw he gags right after flipping away his cig
Not even a good nazi

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>tfw good casting was retconned for no good reason

>tfw that ass is no longer on the show

kill me pls

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vamps boom deleted scene?

Perhaps.

>tfw when you have awesome webms, but don't want to spoil shit

See you fellas tomorrow, can't fight the temptation anymore, better leave before I lose it.

Is BG or anyone streaming this?

Still not over it.

b-but Mr Quinlan 2.0 is a pretty cool dude

STRIGOI

Not really, feels like a complete downgrade. The whole thing is still totally baffling to me.

>baffling

explain

Well, the introduction of first Quinlan was pretty much perfect and the character seemed really interesting. The new guy is too flashy and seems boring in comparison.

Just post you fucking nerd.

I kind of want an episode where a random black guy dresses up like Blade, goes out on the streets trying to be a badass with the sword he bought on ebay, and dying in 30 secs

am I the only one who thinks the strigoi look exactly like the vamps in Blade 2?

>he will never chain you up and feed you pineapple

Ain't that the one Del Taco directed?

stream where?

I have a pretty good source, but I will only hint at it.

ahh nice

I think I dropped it before the end of last season, but I will probably watch the premier anyways out of boredom.

Yep. It's pretty clear that Del Taco had an idea for a vampire tv show while making Blade 2 and just ripped off his own movie.

>nosferatu vampires
>weird tentacle things
>Quinlan is basically just Blade
>Vampires hiding in sewers
>Faction of vampires that wants to stay hidden is fighting the faction that wants a vampire apocalypse
>vampire commandos.

It's pretty much Blade 2: the tv show.

Will there be more lesbians?

stream where? im at the usual place and its night of right now.

I hope that dyke character dies this season. Cucking Fet is unforgivable.

If bg doesn't have it, rip. I'm watching on the cable that comes with my apartment.

Not really a bad thing, all we need now is Ron Pearlman. Semi related, but Id totally dress as Hannibal Chau

Celerity too OP nerf pls

>The producers killing off their OC.
You have a better chance of Fet going gay.

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yeah, ive got cable, but for some reason all my fox related channels all really laggy, if they work at all. except for FXX, thank god, gotta have my Sunny

Make me.

man ive only seen a mintue but WWZ looks impossibly bad

Blade 2 is fucking great, senpai. More vampire stuff should rip it off.

Setting up a stream right now. Give me 25 minutes.