I'm drunk, obese, and statistically likely to die in less than 20 years.
So fuck it, Foul Bachelor Frog thread.
I'm drunk, obese, and statistically likely to die in less than 20 years
Robert Lee
Hudson Cox
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Angel Long
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Adam Allen
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Robert Jones
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Carson Cook
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Dominic Turner
can you keep going please, also I have diabetes so we are dying together
Ayden Kelly
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Nathaniel Morales
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Cooper Brown
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Aiden Gomez
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Gabriel Lee
OP here, mild diabetic on metformin instead of insulin shots, thank God. hang in there, bro.
Jonathan Torres
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Isaiah Cox
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Josiah Miller
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Landon Bell
lurkers?
Joseph Bailey
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Bentley Garcia
I do that but in the time it takes to open a new tab I forgot what I was going to search
Nolan Mitchell
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Logan Diaz
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Gabriel King
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Hunter Lopez
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Benjamin Gonzalez
I'm dying over here
Matthew Gonzalez
I stopped answering the door years ago.
Nolan Allen
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Jeremiah Anderson
This is the best
Joshua Lewis
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Robert Smith
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Evan Morales
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Charles Thomas
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Jose Allen
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Logan Thomas
Finally a good FBF thread.
Elijah Powell
Holy shit these are so accurate it hurts.
Connor Baker
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Jace Wright
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Hunter White
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Jack Sanchez
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Tyler Hughes
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Cooper Johnson
Kek, same
Oliver Allen
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Nathaniel Butler
Me right now
Ayden Gray
Don't know how to spell a word. rearrange sentence or go into black slang
Joseph Davis
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Nicholas Morgan
same here too
Aiden Thomas
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Ethan Murphy
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Julian Watson
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Alexander Cruz
I also take metformine, are you me
Oliver White
>ohgodyesplzdontstop.info
John Baker
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Juan Baker
Holy shit I'm in tears
Cooper Wilson
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Lincoln Scott
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Nathan Wilson
too real Sup Forums too real
Cooper Price
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Austin Carter
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William Nelson
For months I've been having a single meal around 5 am and going to sleep at 7 am.
Total disasster
Nicholas Rodriguez
This one's fire.
Thomas Cook
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Brayden Parker
Pleb, just wipe with the packaging
Ryder Morales
>we take metformin
>we're on Sup Forums
>we shamefully fap to traps
>we shamelfully fap to anime
more than likely, yes. yes, you are me.
Ethan Perez
Yup.
Adam Lopez
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Samuel Lopez
I wonder what a black frog's would be like
Carson Anderson
Except for the tube tv, that's super comfy
Gavin Cooper
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Cooper Scott
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Jayden Richardson
Ahahahah
Christian Hill
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Julian Gutierrez
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Jayden Nelson
oh fuck this one cuts deep
Bentley Jackson
yes
Jason Taylor
Penis in the morning penis in the evening penis at super time, when you've got penis on a bagel you can eat penis anytime.
Liam Brooks
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Jackson Rodriguez
Same
Samuel Barnes
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Joseph Martinez
Then you start rapidly inhaling trying to sniff it out but you normalize to the scent before you can find it and it disappears again....
Carter Scott
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Luke Watson
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Chase Lopez
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Zachary Stewart
This, I can't tell you how many times I just wanted to sit down and relax after a hard work week and NOT be bothered by acquaintances online hammering on me to join their teams.
I JUST WANT TO LEVEL MY FISHING AND BOW SKILLS GOD DAMN IT!
Mason Miller
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Jayden King
this
Colton James
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Nolan Reed
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Cameron Ramirez
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Robert Johnson
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Connor Smith
This happened all the time when I was on methadone and had severe eve damage.
I'd write up unintelligible e-mails to my boss at 3 am where every word was some unknown word like covfefe. Made me think the president is taking methadone.
Noah Wright
benadryl>>robitussin
Kevin Perez
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Brayden Bell
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Robert Wilson
holy shit ghetto laughing while crying react image
Carson Cook
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Cameron Richardson
I just let it slowly dissolve and give a test flush hours later. Eventually it goes away.
Gabriel Brooks
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Xavier Reyes
again, fucking this
Ayden Bailey
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Jacob Edwards
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Levi King
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Wyatt Perez
dis cracka gon git a bladder infection