How do I cook

How do I cook

disgusting

Idk

>American ''''food''''

Disgusting

I have been feeling sick for the past 2 days after seeing this webmh

generally it involves heating food sufficiently so it doesn't burn.

American "cuisine"

>American """""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""

literal subhuman filth

That's spic food, right?

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yeah

SHART

>how to clear out your insides via your butthole

Naw

Colombia?

I just buy food at work and then make a PB&J for dinner every day. Easy

What even is that? Noodles with Doritos and Salsa?

yep, from mexico

Lol at all these Eurocucks overreacting. This actually looks pretty good

-Ramen Noodles
-Doritos
-Onions
-a ton of different sauces

found the beaner lmao

also one of those yurocucks was me false flagging

the liquid and toppings is too much brah

it needed chocolate chip sprinkles

Actually looked semi-edible before she put all those sauces on it. Imagine how sharp that would taste?

That is so disgusting .... and i like elotes and frutas con chile so im down with antojitos. But thats just fucking gross

This is definitely Latinamerican.

Its not:
"white" Southern Cone
Costa Rica or Panama
Caribean
Brazil
Venezuela(Too much food)

It probably is:
Mexico
Colombia
Ecuador
Peru
Some Centraca country.

ffs I do this at home and my mom calls me a slob but this bitch do it at a stall and get $$$ for it s m h

Can someone please identify every single shit she puts there. I know two so far: Doritos and ramen

Jack thread?

It just keeps going holy shit

Can some tell me what the fuck this is?

Why the scissors and TONGS?

not colombian we can't afford such fancy stuff

Gotta keep it classy, bro.

That Mexico dumb shits

Health standards

I approve

-Ramen noodles
-Doritos nacho cheese
-Paprika spice
-Lemon juice
-Onions
-Grated cheese
-Ranch dressing
-Chili sauce
-Barbecue sauce
-Chili Mayo
-Lemon juice again
-Gravy from the pot

Mmmm, doritos and ramen soup, what a delicacy

>health standards
>in mejico

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

ramen noodles
doritos
chilli powder
lime juice
corn or esquites (name depends on where its from)
plastic cheese shit
cream
hot sauce
hot sauce again
nacho cheese
lime juce again
some of the esquite broth

just sour as fuck

Shart in mart

...

Mexico is like a county of california at this time.

what the fuck is esquites

wrong on most things

Moar /ck/ webms?

Its Mexico cant you spell or are you just pretending to be an idiot on the internet.

i would eat if not for the 10 sauces at the end and what i assume is lime juice

a mexican snack that works pretty good on its own
Boiled grains of corn in saltwater or other season, they put butter and somtimes onions. they use mayo and chilli powder as toppings. They serve them in styrephome cups in street stands

Shart in mart

Someone in gif id'd this as some shit people make/eat in prisons. "Cheet" iirc, in that they frequently use cheetos instead of doritos

>that fat YouTube Guy who can't cook.wmv

Somtimes its toasted in big ceramic pots insted of boiling them, in this case they put chile de arbol so they're moar spicy, my favorite kind

No.

>American """""""dining"""""""

found the amerifats lmfao

fuckin gnarly brah

>Someone in gif id'd this as some shit people make
What did he mean by this

those are actually not bad prices for retail

You're fucking retarded. It's obviously some novelty gimmick shit some random mexican restaurant decided to make. It's not real dish, dumb cunt.

Learn from the professionals

>$850 for a stock AR

well here in kiwiland funs are much more expensive

>mfw auscucks can't own semi auto

That could be any shart in mart with a cooking based youtube

I would have eaten it up until the spice was added, maybe the cheese too. The ketchup and mayo is way too much.

nope

Is it even worth the effort of regulation to own a gun in NZ

nothing else to do besides fuck ugly slags and shitpost

>european """"""""""""""""""""""""""''cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Too much freedom on one pic.

>Peru
>Eating that
With actual food carts and trucks everywhere that serve real food? I don't think so.

From Youtube like and good god fearing American

bro the Luges :DD

would you watch watch a live vegetarian cooking web show?

that looked tasty until he put pineapple in it

what is this?

>peruvian bobo chongos
>eating anything but ba na nas and dirt
axaxaxaxaxaxa

A paedophile named Pratai shitposting, just ignore it.

>cooking naked or barefoot

I slightly understand that, because you could rip fish very easily if you just grab away with tongs.

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>cup of ramen
Good
>Doritos
Good
>chili
Good
>cheese
Good

What's the problem?

Is there porn where women have sex and cook at the same time? It seems like it would be fun.

putting them together they're not

>peanut butter
good

>apples
good

>salmon
good

>all together
bad

>salmon
>good
Try again.

Peanut butter and apples together are good. I bet you don't even like scrapple.

Mexican snack stands come up with shit like that all the time. This may be one of the most elaborate ones.

Noodles
Doritos
Chile powder
Lime juice
Corn grains
Grated "cheese"
Liquid cream
Hot sauce
Another hot sauce
Cheez whiz
Moar lime juice
Juice from the corn pot

Does it hurt?

It does.

>salmon
>bad

>I bet you don't even like scrapple
He thinks people care what their sausage is made out of.

They go too far sometimes

>tfw i'm 26 years old and still cant flip a fucking omelette in the pan

>not liking salmon

boiled white corn grains. usually served on a styrofoam cup with mayo, chile paste and whatever else mexicans can come up with.

Lazy people use canned sweet corn which completely ruins it

>not cooking barefoot

I imagine that tastes like soggy sour chips after the gallons of sauce he put on there

way too much fucking sauce, and did he fucking put salt on it?

Tuna and swordfish are infinitely superior

As a Mexican, that's fucking disgusting and you'd be surprised to know the shit some people eat here, OPs webm is only the tip of the iceberg.

yeah but that's pricey