ITT: Sup Forums runs a pirate ship

ITT: Sup Forums runs a pirate ship

>First dubs is captain

Hah, that's easy. Look at my 2 same numbers.

I order OP to walk the plank

Rolling. OP is a fag

hy its me ur /k/aptain

Arrrrrrr

look at me. im the captain now.

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pardon me fags, im captain wheely-sneely, im running this shit nao

Rolllll

fugg, reroll

Mutiny.

I win. I steer the ship to the nearest bay. Turn myself in. Recieve pardon and pension. You guys are out of work.

Someone's captain already, so I'll just be that guy who's climbing the rigging in every scene to make it look like he's doing something.

Hello captain, I am rolling for the slave mastery department.

i'm the captains cap'n here, get me some oranges

mutiny!!!!

I would like to introduce the whole crew this gluten-free rom, rolling to see if my rom tests were successful.

do you know what you are doing to our climate?!

new captain trip mam

This is your captain speaking. Please escort that scurvy ridden scallywag to the nearest plank

#notmycaptain

Gotcha !

If dubs, each one of us will be forced to brush our teeth at least twice a day.

you americans never fail to confuse me

wheely sneely
get me some oranges
mutiny?

the fuck am i reading

You can take a long walk off a short plank my good sir

Try to keep up other country

If dubs, women will be allowed on board, as well.

i said GET ME SOME FUCKIN ORANGES

I am captain Bueno. Prepare your anus.

Here Cap'tain

finally, there's ONE competent bucko here, i need to get a new crew

Shit

What next Cap'tain?

u're welcome.

All these dubs

you scallywag fucks will all get the scurvy and die

i'm going to relax in my quarters, do whatever you'd like, quartermaster

O captain, my captain!

There!
All crew on board ye dirty faggets

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