Why are Americans unable to enjoy sports without resorting to statistics?

Why are Americans unable to enjoy sports without resorting to statistics?

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Skip looks pretty good no homo

It's just a form of irl shitposting desu

Because why the fuck not. Thats like the best part of sports. The numbers.

Got a stat to back that up that claim, ese?

American's are less likely to resort to MUH FEELINGS. With stats a stooge can give evidence that a player is better than other. Without you just have 16 yo snaggle-tooth Nigel claiming CR7 is better because he won more trophies.

Statistics objectively quantify greatness.

Because we understand numbers unlike your third world shithole

>le britons have bad teeth meme
FUCK YOU

skip was fine

stephen A smith was shit because he was another skip

anyone remember back when it was just skip?

It started out as Skip and Woody Paige.

Because we're not afraid of math and we like to use data to help us better understand the world.

The anti-intellectualism of Europeans disgusts me.

>Player X is the first player to score 43 points with 11 rebounds on an April 1st in the Madison square garden
Wow so intellectual

MLB-100% stats
NBA-70%
NFL-45%
Hockey-35%
Soccer-0%, all eye test

>We are not afraid of math

Nigga, out of all the insults you could have used, why did you say something when any european can easily prove that united states is like 20th on math rankings?

Are u daft?

>this entire post

trips nearly confirm, but the nfl is much higher than 45. e.g. without fantasy sports, the nfl would have at least 3x less value

we elected donald trump

maybe we should hold off for a bit on sucking our own dicks about not being anti-intellectual

Its the only way to compare players that didnt compete in the same era

Good bait

But donald trump is the smartest man in the united states?

He's right though. It was a shit rebuttal and a few seconds of googling can counter your bullshit about

>We are not afraid of math

Here is an example.

The only sport that is extremely autistic about stats is baseball

>MUH "WAR"
>MUH "WPA"
>MUH "wRC+"

seriously, go to baseball reference and prepare to be amazed at the autism

why do you think i care about this topic? i just thought his posting style was cringey as fuck

See "B-but Baseball is the sport for smart people!"

>Implying it is a """""sport"""""

Must be why Brady is regarded as the GOAT when clearly Drew Brees is better.

Brady is a garbage time statbabby

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This has to be bait, brees is the defenition of a statbabby. His numbers are always worthless since he never succeeds or makes the playoffs

>He actually believes Drew Brees isnt the biggest domebabby stat padder in the league

Baseball is the only sport where stats matter, every other sport is determined by the eye test

Let's make the population of those East Asian countries 13% black and see how it affects their scores.

>garbage time statbabby
you literally just described Brees. That's why he manages to throw for 4,500-5,000 yards and yet goes 7-9 every season

Who's fault is it for allowing Niggers into the Public school system in the first place? This is why they are smarter, because they didn't need to deal with them to begin with.

ESPN creates a million sports stats to enforce the idea that the marketable stars they talk about 24/7 are the best.
e.g.
"Man, Cam Newton is shit this year, he threw a bunch of picks."
"Actually, in terms of F.A.G. rating, Cam's Clutch™ power index is 9.1, best in the league!"

You're joking right? The media has relentlessly shit on Cam this year. Heck they were shitting on Rodgers and saying he was done at the start of the year.

Sup Forums is the worst. I'm going to Reddit

They can't think for themselves.

>"No one has to think for themselves!"

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Honestly surprised denmark is so low in all those categories desu, what's up with that

> shitting on stats

are you dooping mental or something?