/heem/

Upcoming events:

1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ACB 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - Guillard vs Njokuani
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Danis vs Agazarm
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs ?
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Other urls found in this thread:

mmamania.com/2017/1/17/14294908/ufc-middleweight-tim-kennedy-retires-mma
mmamania.com/2017/1/17/14288238/ufc-anderson-silva-wants-to-test-himself-against-dwarf-conor-mcgregor-mma
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/with-usada-exemption-angela-hill-meets-jessica-andrade-at-ufc-fight-night-104-in-houston
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufc-middleweight-contender-ex-strikeforce-title-challenger-tim-kennedy-announces-retirement
mmafighting.com/2017/1/17/14288804/mark-hunt-ufc-forced-alistair-overeem-fight-on-me
Sup
youtube.com/watch?v=-t0CVzSdg2k
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Jon Jones

Schaub is God

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this thread looks fake to me

THANK YOU

Reminder to not give attention to CTE posters

there is literally nothing wrong with posting about your favorite mma fighter and personality on an mma forum.

Get your shit together

ATTENTION

Ever notice how lower case autists are the biggest spergs not only on heem but also on Sup Forums?

This thread is dedicated to Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub and the /heem/ MMA community. Love you bros.

They literally reply to themselves

When do you lads think DC vs. Rumble 2 will happen?

I appreciate that you included the event list

Previous thread: News:

>Tim Kennedy retired
mmamania.com/2017/1/17/14294908/ufc-middleweight-tim-kennedy-retires-mma

>Anderson Silva wants to fight Conor
mmamania.com/2017/1/17/14288238/ufc-anderson-silva-wants-to-test-himself-against-dwarf-conor-mcgregor-mma

>Hill fighting Andrade on Houston card
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/with-usada-exemption-angela-hill-meets-jessica-andrade-at-ufc-fight-night-104-in-houston

next person to call me a sperg is getting d'arced

>le lowercase meme

Events:

this saturday - Bellator Tito vs Chael
the saturday after that - UFC on FOX Pena vs Schelvenko
the saturday after that - UFC on FS1 Bermudez vs Korean Zombie
the saturday after that - UFC 208 Holm vs De Randame

news

Fans Press F to Pay Respects to Tim Kennedy
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ufc-middleweight-contender-ex-strikeforce-title-challenger-tim-kennedy-announces-retirement

Mark Hunt: UFC ‘forced’ Alistair Overeem fight on me
mmafighting.com/2017/1/17/14288804/mark-hunt-ufc-forced-alistair-overeem-fight-on-me

What does sperg mean?

Khabib vs. Tony won't happen at 209

One of them will pull out

Cap this

is it more spergy than complaining every thread about people not capitilizing a single letter? really making me think

Someone who thinks the OP matters

I believe you

>Sperg is not available in the general English dictionary.

there trying to type spaz but there cheetofingers are slipping on there keyboards

Are you still going to have that goofy name after Boetsch heems Huezillian alligator man?

Someone who spends all day on the internet nut-riding a failed retired fighter who never fought for the title or made it to the top 15

>Ronda dates Big Brown
Biggest MMA superstar. Undefeated.

>Ronda leaves Big Brown
Gets permaheem'd

Just took a yuge Schuab lads

Audibly kek'd

>thinking little timmy has a chance
I don't even think Tim believes that

That's my son. Don't talk to him like that.

Thank you for your service.

I'm very hyped for UFC on FOX 23. It's probably the best card of the scheduled cards for this year so far.

And don't forget some slav squaring off against Diego Brandao. That's literally unironically the comfiest yuro-timezone sporting fighting event from that weekend.

You literally post the same shit every thread every single day, you suck at life bro.

B-But Jacare will easily sub Romero

THICC

Jacare was robbed buddy. But it's fine.

>never made it to top 15

well thats just dead wrong my friend. schaub was one fight away from fighting for the title

You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever tried anything like that right?

>Tfw have the CTE poster filtered so 70% of the posts ITT are hidden

SPERG OP! NO MATTER WHERE YOU POST BOY, I'M READING LINKS

Schaubs probably got a nice cock honestly.

>Jacare was robbed buddy. But it's fine.
Yeah robbed of his jiu-jitsu belts

Best submission artist at MW. Stay mad though.

FACT: Links are MORE important than events

>open up /heem/
>Schaub everywhere

its well known that hes packing. its why whitney cummings broke up with him. she simply couldnt handle the size

>Best submission artist at MW. Stay mad though.
Couldn't even pull a sub when Romero LITERALLY gave him his arm, nice try

Yoel is a steroid freak anyway and should not be allowed to compete t.bh

S**** is a notorious dicklett

This

Steroids don't make your opponent's jiu-jitsu any shittier

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why do you cucks even post here anymore if it looks like that lmao

Smart man.

I'd rather have links than dates for events I am most likely not going to give a shit about.
>hurr durr don't forget ACB 52, guys!

NOICE!

>filtering on Sup Forums

lol why not just use reddit or browse comment sections of ufc videos on youtube. that way you can form groups and upvote each others comments. you could even follow your buddies and no one will ever hurt your feelings again lol

Because it actually makes threads tolerable.

What extension do i need to filter scatposters lads?

I recognize that guy.

Schaubfags btfo

SCHAUB IS GOD

ACCEPT SCHAUB AND ACHIEVE PROSPERITY

ACCEPT SCHAUB AND LIVE FREE

Lol I love how when the attention starved CTE posters know you aren't seeing their trash posts they throw an even bigger tantrum.

So glad I installed 4chanx.

Hide stubs, you fucking pleb. You won't even see that much.

@73741198
I don't even think they realize that hating just compels reaction and so on
Otherwise it's usually contained to one or two posts at the start of the thread

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Nice mma related post

You are literally just as bad if not worse.

Masvidal is gonna destroy Cerrone. Drain the bank account fellas.

I think you forgot your mandatory turd picture to accompany your post so that we all know who you are on this MLP website.

Oh I disagree my man

Sup Forums-x.net/

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I think you forgot your mandatory turd picture to accompany your post so that we all know who you are on this MLP website.

horrible

cerrone is punking masvidal, winner of woodley/htpockets and bisping, the latter being a money fight for the memes and the spicyness we all deserve

I have it checked lad

>Cerrone
>Winning a championship fight

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Knowing Masvidal he's probably gonna ktfo Cowboy and then lose a split decision against some no-name prospect next fight

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Speaking of Masvidal, here's a great fight between him and Joe Lauzon in the regionals in 2005.
youtube.com/watch?v=-t0CVzSdg2k

Cowboy is a choke artist and has a glass body to boot. He's just a meme guy who beats up journeymen really and >le short notice guy

Cowboy will go on a 10 fight win streak and then lose when it really matters.

Here comes the spammer!

Hey janitor, get some new spam material!

How much does this image trigger you? You obese sack of nothing.

good post

>masvidal lost to ben henderson

lmao cowboy is gonna kick his head clean off

casual

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No link to the previous thread? How am I supposed to take picks 11 days early?

Why do Cowboy and Travis get to fight 10 times a year on PPV despite getting blown the fuck out when all my boys need to win multiple fights just to get on a PPV undercard?

>lost to ben henderson

So did Cerrone you obese turd.

Where are you getting these from? I like them.

Like who?

Whatever happened to the guy who said a former UFC champion was fucking Gabi Garcia?

You never gave us the answer.

What anime is this from?

@sylvrstar2 on insta

>You never gave us the answer.
I wonder why

holy shit it's after 9pm already oh god i can't handle this for another 40 years

are there any fights on tonight