"Wait. You there. Step forward.
Who are you?"
>0 - Altmer
>1 - Dunmer
>2 - Bosmer
>3 - Imperial
>4 - Redguard
>5 - Argonian
>6 - Khajiit
>7 - Breton
>8 - Orc
>9 - Nord
>Dubs - (Vampire Overlord, with respected race)
>Trips - Dragonborn
>Quads - Daedra/Aedra
i mean cool, but i always make my dudes a nord.
I am so happy, so very very happy, that I don't have a fucking clue what you are talking about.
Rolling for Nerevarine because I'm not a faggot dragon born
im about to make a new character in skyrim actually. roll to see who i play as
Kahjit are basically the niggers of tamriel
Got my Special Edition installed, let's roll!
Well no Nerevarine so I'll go altmer vampire lord
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!
I get my KeKs above the waist line sunshine
Imma suck the blood outta yo man flabs
>Argonian Vampire Lord
So a bloodsucker and reptilian. Alex Jones was right all along!
Also roll.
>Rolls for nigger
>Gets nigger
Re-fucking-roll. I am not being Altmer shit.
There's a skyrim vr coming out on ps4 soon
Fuck off faggot. Goddamed autistic hamplanet.
GREAT, I'm a dirty blood sucking Jew.
Not so fast, Thalmor faggot!
WOOOOAHHHH OOOHHH WOOOAHHHH
Rolling. Also 5th digit from last is duck length in inches
That's a very short duck, mate.
AWOOOAHHHHAAAWOAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hng
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I GOT SOME MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY
I am Talos, mortals called me Tiber Septim before my ascension. Bow before me.
Can you stop that... shouting? It's making people nervous
You have committed niggatry against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
Never should have come here!
I am a servant of the dragons!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We got ourselves a dragonborn
Lets from now on, create RPG THREADS