Found this in my moms drawer, 69 decides what I do
Found this in my moms drawer, 69 decides what I do
>Tiny dildos
Guess we know what your mom likes
Put a note inside it with "Found ur dildo xx love your son"
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dildo in pooper
Use it
toss it in your butthole. fap later to the thought of mom grinding on your impromptu prostate massager.
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of course cum on it, show proof, let dry
us it as a mixer when cooking
stay out of other peoples shit OP, it will save you one day
Stick up ass
Fag
Cum all over it, leave for her to find
Put some hot pepper oil on it
stick it in your prison pocket
This user is right op, don't be stupid.
And if you do, there damn better be a good greentext to write out of it.
cum on it and then confront her with it.
shut the fuck up faggots
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show us pics of mom
put it back and pretend it never happened
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suck on it
Suck it like a bitch for 2 minutes and put it on yt
Do this
Ask your mom if you can use it on her
jizz all over it and then leave it outside the front door of your house to be found later.
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suck on it in front of her
>put in fridge
>wait for mom to open the fridge
>???
>profit
Shove it up your ass them shove it in your mouth.
cum on it and leave it on your mother's bed.
Text your mom a pic of you sucking on it while laying naked in her bed. Post proof.
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c'mon lucky 69
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Search for it on Amazon - buy larger models of the same make and replace weekly with slightly larger size until it's a road digger
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post pic of mom op
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Buy a dildo shaped from your own dick and replace one with it.
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throw it through a neighbour's window with a note attached saying 'with love - (mother'sname)'
cum all over it and leave it in the mircowave to be found later.
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Post pic of mom
put it in your ass and show your mom
jizz on it and thow it at your mother.
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Rerolling, also pics of mom
Tfw there's triple 99 dubs and 6699 but no 69
ask her what is this
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post a video of you sucking it.
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Pathetic losers, stop ruining Sup Forums REEEEEE
plus pics of mom
rub hot pepper all over them
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Game over. ^
do it
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stick it up your ass and leave shit on it.
Find some slugs, put slugs all over it, close the drawer. She will think she attracted slugs.
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69 get stick up butt
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Take it in her bathroom and put it in the toilet bowl. Don't flush. Leave it there. Post a pic
lace it with icy hot
Put in butt, take pics, cum on pics, put pics on fridge.
Spray paint it black and put it back
write note with "allahu akbar" on it and put in drawer on dildo
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Put up ass, take pic, send to mom
write your phone number on it with sharpie and then cum on it, leaving it in the drawer. bonus points for putting a ;) after your phone number.
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Suck it like a starving african child. Then nut on it and put it back with nut