You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.
You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast
anything non English
bowl of cinnamon toast crunch with 2% milk
Protip: I literally can't
Bong breakfast is best breakfast.
Canned beans are fucking nasty. Other than that, how is that different than regular breakfast?
>2% milk
Literal cuck detected.
Wow no wonder the british are all obese.
Pizza.
Eating shitty old beans with my breakfast doesn't make it better or different. It just makes it shitty. Fuck baked beans and especially fuck eating them for breakfast. How fucked do you have to be to eat canned beans for breakfast and why would you even want too? Fucking brits.
english breakfast with no beans
bro that looks delicious but only for a breakfast meal
This
Having all my teeth.
Fucking faggot real men drink whole milk
Where the fuck is the Black Pudding? Not a proper English Breakfast yet
DEEZ NUTZ
A proper english breakfast and then another proper english breakfast because you're such a fat greedy fuck.
Trips
Two proper English Breakfasts.
Because they are Heinz baked beans.
You clearly haven't had Heinz baked beans. They are a common breakfast item.
A proper American breakfast.
I'd say the only thing that comes close is a classic English Sunday roast dinner.
Modern aviation.
that does look really good, usually these English brekfasts dont
the coffee should be black, the gun should be pointed outward, and where the hell are the hash browns?
Sucuk
A fuckin diet coke.
i had a better looking english beakfast in downtown chicago...wheres the pudding?
Milk and oats
>no black pudding
>beans in a pot
>hardly any toast
>bacon undercooked
>horrible plate
>no cup of tea
>tiny cluttered table
>tomato juice
>butter in a little paper package like on a plane
0/10
Migas taco. Decent strong black coffee.
Literally anything that's not meat.
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Stuck a vodka soaked tampon up your ass and die you fuckin vegan
Your breakfast is haram
You will be reported to the police for anti islamic behavior
>coffee should be black
>gun should be pointed outward
Pick one
If the coffee was black I would definitely keep the gun pointed at it
oh that is glorious
man
looks at that
hm
oh crap i spent my 10 seconds drooling
Brötchen
makes me want to get drunk just to have a hangover to cure with a full english breakfast
what's regular breakfast?
american and/or school kid detected
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Fucking nothing.
And I'm a lifelong 4th generation Texan so it's heresy for me to say that.
blowjob
Anything.
suc u 2
Pancakes/waffles
An English breakfast minus the beans
>>no black pudding
are you fucking blind
How about any breakfast where the eggs are actually cooked?
that might be a bloody mary
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You have gun mugs... You have a tiny penis don't you?
Traditional Bavarian Sunday breakfast. Sausage with sweet mustard and a Brezn, and a large glass of wheat beer.
Black pudding is traditional
Sunday roast
>>no black pudding
>>tomato juice
ur dum
Lost
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This guy gets it.
That's not very modern
To cook a yolk all the way through is to waste an egg.
DIABETES
You don't deserve trips
But k
Im English and fucking this
Surrenderfag detected
>>no black pudding
>Black pudding is traditional
You could try looking at the pic.
You fucking animal, how dare you make me laugh at a racist joke, you VILLAIN.
>I like the feeling of lukewarm slime in my mouth
Maybe for Haggistanis, not for this Englishmen thanks
Poached egg on a waffle with maple syrup.
its next to the egg
Everything is better than that pile of shit.
Fatass.
Nobody likes vegans user
Sausages must be decent.
Ameritards don't understand sausages
kys
>implying you'd eat poo over that
HAHA poo eater
Black pudding[note 1] is a type of blood sausage commonly eaten in Great Britain, Ireland and in other parts of Europe.[note 2] It is generally made from pork fat or beef suet, pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal, in some recipes mixed with oat groats and sometimes even barley groats.
Why do you call the garbage bits of the animal pudding?
It's the warm buttery truth man.
still no black pudding in OPs pic
Sausages
>/bread
I dunno user, why do you make pizza which droops like an old mans balls?
a decent set of teeth
Bunnings snags
thats why You fagots are so fat ahahaha, eat shit and don't fit in to coffin :D
Trips of truth
bunnings dont sell food
because language is older than you and everyone you ever knew
Cause that's what an English man eats, the garbage parts of the food.
Ausfag detected
You Aussie mate?
lluevos con chorizo
I'm an American, this is my breakfast. English breakfast looks gay.
True (sadly, I hate my country sometimes)
Also top reference
kek
The real winner here
Ratatouille confit byaldi
oh look, a princess plate
lolgay
nice cake, shirley
Yes and I'm wondering how you don't get how the sizzles at bunnings work...