You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast

You have 10 SECONDS to name something better than a proper English Breakfast.

anything non English

bowl of cinnamon toast crunch with 2% milk

Protip: I literally can't

Bong breakfast is best breakfast.

Canned beans are fucking nasty. Other than that, how is that different than regular breakfast?

>2% milk
Literal cuck detected.

Wow no wonder the british are all obese.

Pizza.

Eating shitty old beans with my breakfast doesn't make it better or different. It just makes it shitty. Fuck baked beans and especially fuck eating them for breakfast. How fucked do you have to be to eat canned beans for breakfast and why would you even want too? Fucking brits.

english breakfast with no beans

bro that looks delicious but only for a breakfast meal

This

Having all my teeth.

Fucking faggot real men drink whole milk

Where the fuck is the Black Pudding? Not a proper English Breakfast yet

DEEZ NUTZ

A proper english breakfast and then another proper english breakfast because you're such a fat greedy fuck.

Trips

Two proper English Breakfasts.

Because they are Heinz baked beans.

You clearly haven't had Heinz baked beans. They are a common breakfast item.

A proper American breakfast.

I'd say the only thing that comes close is a classic English Sunday roast dinner.

Modern aviation.

that does look really good, usually these English brekfasts dont

the coffee should be black, the gun should be pointed outward, and where the hell are the hash browns?

Sucuk

A fuckin diet coke.

i had a better looking english beakfast in downtown chicago...wheres the pudding?

Milk and oats

>no black pudding
>beans in a pot
>hardly any toast
>bacon undercooked
>horrible plate
>no cup of tea
>tiny cluttered table
>tomato juice
>butter in a little paper package like on a plane

0/10

Migas taco. Decent strong black coffee.

Literally anything that's not meat.
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Stuck a vodka soaked tampon up your ass and die you fuckin vegan

Your breakfast is haram
You will be reported to the police for anti islamic behavior

>coffee should be black
>gun should be pointed outward
Pick one
If the coffee was black I would definitely keep the gun pointed at it

oh that is glorious
man

looks at that
hm

oh crap i spent my 10 seconds drooling

Brötchen

makes me want to get drunk just to have a hangover to cure with a full english breakfast

what's regular breakfast?

american and/or school kid detected

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Fucking nothing.

And I'm a lifelong 4th generation Texan so it's heresy for me to say that.

blowjob

Anything.

suc u 2

Pancakes/waffles

An English breakfast minus the beans

>>no black pudding

are you fucking blind

How about any breakfast where the eggs are actually cooked?

that might be a bloody mary

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You have gun mugs... You have a tiny penis don't you?

Traditional Bavarian Sunday breakfast. Sausage with sweet mustard and a Brezn, and a large glass of wheat beer.

Black pudding is traditional

Sunday roast

>>no black pudding
>>tomato juice

ur dum

Lost

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This guy gets it.

That's not very modern

To cook a yolk all the way through is to waste an egg.

DIABETES

You don't deserve trips

But k

Im English and fucking this

Surrenderfag detected

>>no black pudding

>Black pudding is traditional

You could try looking at the pic.

You fucking animal, how dare you make me laugh at a racist joke, you VILLAIN.

>I like the feeling of lukewarm slime in my mouth

Maybe for Haggistanis, not for this Englishmen thanks

Poached egg on a waffle with maple syrup.

its next to the egg

Everything is better than that pile of shit.
Fatass.

Nobody likes vegans user

Sausages must be decent.
Ameritards don't understand sausages

kys

>implying you'd eat poo over that

HAHA poo eater

Black pudding[note 1] is a type of blood sausage commonly eaten in Great Britain, Ireland and in other parts of Europe.[note 2] It is generally made from pork fat or beef suet, pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal, in some recipes mixed with oat groats and sometimes even barley groats.


Why do you call the garbage bits of the animal pudding?

It's the warm buttery truth man.

still no black pudding in OPs pic

Sausages

>/bread

I dunno user, why do you make pizza which droops like an old mans balls?

a decent set of teeth

Bunnings snags

thats why You fagots are so fat ahahaha, eat shit and don't fit in to coffin :D

Trips of truth

bunnings dont sell food

because language is older than you and everyone you ever knew

Cause that's what an English man eats, the garbage parts of the food.

Ausfag detected

You Aussie mate?

lluevos con chorizo

I'm an American, this is my breakfast. English breakfast looks gay.

True (sadly, I hate my country sometimes)
Also top reference

kek

The real winner here

Ratatouille confit byaldi

oh look, a princess plate
lolgay

nice cake, shirley

Yes and I'm wondering how you don't get how the sizzles at bunnings work...