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>shitty stock photo
>after that meme game
fuck you too

>rags

MinneGOATa

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>his team isnt trying to trade for JVR

absolute tears, does nobody want to win the cup this year?

/Minnesota/ on a rape spree tonight
No survivors

hes a pigeon

Damaged goods. Been losing for years, he's tainted. Doesn't have the winning mentality any longer. Shame..

matthews is literally 'le sit in front of net and wait for hyman to pass guy'

Lock up those kids boys! Minnesota is on the prowl.

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Look out Frank Welker, Giroux is coming for you

teams just don't win with JVR. he is a liability out there.

if he waited for hyman to try and complete a successful pass every time he would have like 6 points total all season right now

he's not worth an expansion slot

schneider deserves a better team tbqhwyf

Worst meme

>91%
looks like devils need better goaltender

Maybe if he got that fucking wart off his face.
Yuck!

hockey is gay

I've been told to post this
>mad
>over sandwiches

pipe down, garett

u saying wat u son of basterd bich

Me on the right

publix posting is as dead as the lgbtnings playoff chances

hockey is gay

We /early2000s/ now?

hockey is fucking gay lol

Say that to my truck and not online and see what happens

did mr slate finally fire him?

You will be the shittiest team ever.

God damn I hate aussies and leafs so much

Well I generally try to avoid /fur/ but I was curious

>mad
>at best posters

memes only work when the team you're memeing about is relevant

the exception that proves the rule:
>rags

Oh lookie here. Sens blew another lead.

you did this.
fuck you, you should know better.

The reason why ragsposting is always relevant is because no matter how bad the >rags are, by virtue of being a big market team they stay in the news.

eichel just cant hang. matthews is like the little brother that grew to be taller and stronger than the nerdy older brother. matthews is just too thicc. he just ate too much meat and potatoes

>implying any furpuck team is really that relevant

NEVERMIND

CELL KEY
E
L
L

K
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Called it

Why would you think any other way when it comes to the bloos. They suck and make everyone look good.

If you steal the wild card spot from the canes I will murder cell key man

Well then I guess you should just not suck faggot. Enjoy QC.

tybhaula

Why is there a thread for the Laffs-buffalel game but not the snes-bloos game? Who actually cares about those two shit teams?

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Who should I get for a jersey?

I'm still rocking my Vanek Wild jersey

>mfw even other americans think the hurrishits are getting relocated

O M A H A

>implying I know who the lightning are

Coyle

I'm just memeing though. I kinda like those guys teebeehaitch.

Already too many Coyles

this
or the swiss hurricane

>replying the same thing every time i mention the WC spot
Also I don't play for the hurricanes

>they thought Eichel was better than Matthews

he sucks not him.

>Canes lose
>Leafs win
>Sens win
I can't believe I actually thought things were changing.

get a vegas jersey with your favourite draft pick's name on it

wtf I hate the Blues now

Don't worry my fellow stormfag
We will get wild card

Kill yourself Evan it's literally one game against the #1 team in the league

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Have fun in Quebec you fucking sunbelt shitter.

The Hurricanes have fans?

>buying a Vanek jersey

Canes will make the ECF imo

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Matthews >>>> Acneichel

>canes vs jaggits ECF
fucking kek imagine the canadian asshurt

Dubs makes it happen.

Will anyone care?

>a 3-consecutive year case of >relocation regionposting on /hoc/
holy FUCK that's alotta autism

Is that Anakin Skywalker?

no

and keep in mind these aren't $200+ tickets, you can get a ticket to a canes game in exchange for an empty can of soda

>Using total attendance vs average

Any NHL fan looking for HRR to rise will be asshurt by that series.

A middle seat at canes games are 160 dollars if you're buying it 2 weeks in advance

>rags

>they literally never get tired of relocation posting

>needing the cap to rise
>not having a GM who can manage the cap properly

lmao

>tfw poo jersey vs pedosota

arguably the lamest matchup in the entire league

They have the lowest % you fucking idiot. The canes won't last another 3 years. Enjoy the time while you still have one.

i don't recall a tie-fighter being able to land in the chosen one's nose, so no

is >your team

>in a non traditional market
>in a rebuild
>in an almost decade long postseason drought
>in a situation where you cant buy good players because of a kike owner

probably not.

remember the oilels as shirt after the 2006 Cup? amplify if by 10, peaking the cantpucks riot-tier

does anyone on /hoc/ care about hockey? all I see are shitposts and bad memes

I hope they relocate the Habs to QC just to fuck over both Montreal and Quebec City.

>implying any of them can manage the cap properly

What's their problem?

If the canes DO get relocated, which they won't (at least, for another few years), who should I root for?

poo jersey is always horrid to play against

It happens to work in this case, but by filtering using total instead of average or percentage, the teams that played more home games will be higher by illusion.

WRONG

Whatever team gaybeck plays

Preds probably

pack of losers that don't care about winning, just meme facial hair(can't get that right either)

>does anyone on /hoc/ care about hockey? all I see are shitposts and bad memes

No but what does that have to do with the canes being relocated lmao

the Carolina Hurricanes, except now based in Charlotte and owned by Jim Goodnight's family

objectively right desu. at least about pedosota