Sup Forums it's 2016 it's time to share some redpilled moments you heard of or had with our boys in blue. For good and bad.
Here is another one about a college lib beta male getting btfo:
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Sup Forums it's 2016 it's time to share some redpilled moments you heard of or had with our boys in blue. For good and bad.
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This one is the best of all time:
Personal story.
>Be a black guy living in the South
>This fun toegay between work and the house.
>Drive it coming home from work. Lots of hills.
>Coming up on the intersection I turn at.
>Still running in the 90's
>Cop comes out of parking lot partially obscured by trees on the left side of the road.
>Going way too fast to play it off.
>Fly past.
>Immediately turn right onto the shoulder extension at the intersection and put turn off car.
>A few seconds later, cop has turned around and cut on lights, pulls up behind me.
>Do you know how fast you were going?
>No, sir, but I knew it was fast enough to just wait for you.
>I was going 24 over the limit
>I got a warning.
Guy tries to bust into the Courtroom and gets tasered. He also thinks that there are only 7 states. He thinks it's his freedom of movement to get in there.
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How are ppl this dumb and disrespectful
Haha we have sovereign citizens here too. I used to know an old farmer who got arrested for shooting his neighbours cows which wandered into his field.
>but it's my land!
>be driving drunk
>asked to exit the vehicle
>open car door
>officer sees docs w/white laces
>officer shuts door before i can get out
>hands back id/registration/insurance
>get home safe, user
godspeed based patrolman!
based p. barnes
>God's not worried about cameras sir, I am
...
ITT BOOTLICKERS
>in this post: nigger and/or faggot
>Sovereign Citizen Cucks
>"""lib""""
Maybe Libertarian, but sure as hell not Liberal, and also more far gone than nearly anyone else on this shithole. Are you that fucking retarded that you don't know what an SC is, and consider it Liberal?
I love it
An officer told me that if anyone broke into my home I should kill them, because leaving them alive means they'll testify in court they weren't trying to kill me, even if they were.
Better to be safe.
Great!
Now other aspects of law enforcement are great too, for example the judges are usually based.
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yeah they might sue you for damaging their ability to work breaking into homes
better to shoot to kill
>He unironically drives drunk
>he unironically breaks the law
>he then goes on an image board for Japanese anime aimed at young children and complains about the scary brown people breaking the exact same laws
Either go all in and follow every law, or stop bitching about others breaking the law. Brown or white, anybody who breaks any law intentionally is a fucking subhuman who should be put down. Shoot each and every criminal, for each and every breaking of the law.
>judges are usually based.
too many liberal judges out there these days
I honestly don't understand. Articles of confederation were replaced by the constitution. Did people miss that day in class? The constitution then gave legislative power and enumerated powers. That's now why we have statutes and laws. What is up with people?
What? Can u explain the docs with white laces meme?
everyone of these fuckards never know that driving vehicle means you consent to ID presentation under ANY circumstances. I can't think of a state that does not have that. if you're in a vehicle, you are in the goodwill of the police to allow you to operate that vehicle. that may not be right, but it's the way it is. you'll notice police act very different when engaging people on the street.
This is why we should have voter tests.
Like really simple stuff like have a birth certificate, know your rights, have an ID
So idiots like these couldn't fuck us all up.
thankfully I'm not an american so police are there to help me and not find an excuse to put me in the prison system to meet their quotas and I dont worry about getting shot for reaching for my phone
White supremacists.
How can they help you when they can't even help themselves?
Also;
>Search through neighborhoods to find anything that can or may be used as a weapon
>Punish anyone with anti social behaviour
Yeah bro, really helping you out.
I've never had a bad experience with cops. They have always been helpful and nice to me.
>police are there to help me
You misspelled "there to arrest me when I try to rescue my daughter from a Muslim rape gang".
Good job being a black man and not a nigger.
10/10 would buy a beer.
I do hope you have an up to date phone licence desu senpai.
This is a myth. American police are just fine. They just deal with a lot of violent niggers
I know someone who is a cop, ask me any questions
Everyone knows someone who is a cop. Faggot
He's a compilation, includes OP vid.
Not even a joke. In this cucked society a fucking criminal has the right to safely commit a crime.
white power skinheads
>that smug chuckle
>getting BTFO that hard
Pottery.
Why are girls pretty?
tits and no penis
I mean better than most
ok Moohammed
Good story
>I should have known when I saw that back window...all them stickers.
I'm assuming his car was plastered with the most liberal of faffery.
Christ at 2:49 the child in the back is crying for help as his lungs are being blocked from oxygen by his parent's weed
CAN WE GAS THESE PEOPLE NOW!?
I never understood why idiots argue the law with the police, but never their congressmen who passed them in the first place.
Are people stupid enough to believe the police pass laws?
>call the police
>sir, we are the police
everytim
Where do socks go when they disappear from the dryer?
In Pennsylvania it's legal to shoot people trespassing on your property, but you have to kill them outright, maiming them is a felony.
"Can you leave that camera with your mother"
Do we need any other signs hes a basement dweller?
>mfw he tries to mansplain that she has internalized misogyny driving her to become a cop and betray her fellow womyn
>anybody who breaks any law intentionally is a fucking subhuman who should be put down.
I have to dissagree. The manufacture of exploding devices sounds fun.
I wonder though why did he want to see the prosecutor so bad?
I think he wants to be a#Journalist as he tries to say that they were no allowing freedom of the press.
I drove by a cop going 85mph in a 55 I saw him pulling out and knew he was going to pull me over so I speed up to these two trunks and swerved on the other side of them and saw him drive past I don't think he saw me behind the trunks.
Another time I ran a red in the middle of the night and a cop pulled right out of the darkness behind me so I speed up through the road which was windy through the trees until I got all the way through to the highway, he never caught up to me.
cool story, faggot
you know damn well where you leave the socks after you have sex with them.
Docs refers to Doc Martens, a brand of boot favored by white supremacists, and the white shoe laces specifically confirms(?) his affiliation.
10/10 Would hug. Nice retort.
When I was younger, I had a lock-picking hobby. This on its own is not a problem, as lock-picking is not inherently illegal, and when I got into it, illicit activities were not what I had in mind. As young men tend to do, I eventually decided I was super cool and broke into a university one night. All was well, but I neglected to cover my face, and there were security cameras. A week or so later, a detective questioned me at work. I was scared shitless, but not wanting to be difficult, I was completely honest with the guy. He appreciated my honesty, and thanks to him and the prosecutor (I set up a meeting and was similarly respectful) my charges were dropped from felony burglary to misdemeanor "entering or surreptitiously remaining." I ended up with a 500$ fine, but considering what could have happened, I am happy how things turned out.
Cops are just people. Treat them politely and they will do what they can for you. Hell, the guy never even arrested me, he called me up a week after the interview and asked me to turn myself in--which I did.
Aha, cool to know. Thanks, Leaf.
SAVE A LIFE
Wish you ran into a tree and died fag
This kid is driving me crazy. "What right do you as a man have to stop another man?"
HE'S A FUCKING OFFICER
Americans can do that though
never read the magna carta, have you? cuck
have you looked up the word "driver" in a legal dictionary?
nice disinfo mr psyops shill
>HURR LOOK AT THIS HANDFUL OF IDIOTS, THEREFORE EVERYONE OF THE GROUP IS AN IDIOT
>Are people stupid enough to believe the police pass laws?
are people stupid enough to believe that the police know all the laws? and that they decide what the law is?
dude that guy remains calm the whole time, even when his windows is being destroyed by a police officer. Fuck its good to be white while dealing with cops.
I don't know how people have so many issues with cops. I've been pulled over for speeding a few times. I only got one ticket, and that's probably because I am very respectful, I never cause issues, I comply with what they say, and that's it.
And no, I'm not white.
pulled over by the fucking t-1000
>free inhabitant
>don't need a liscence
>don't have to follow laws
LMAO libertarians back at it again.
>Thanksgiving Eve a few years ago.
>Live in very small town with tons of back roads. It's almost impossible to get anywhere without taking one.
>Take my friend home and act as DD. Don't drink a drop of alcohol because I don't want to get busted on the biggest drinking night of the year.
>Friend has joint we will smoke later at his house as thanks for me being DD.
>All is well. Driving down back road to friends house.
>Head lights suddenly appear in the darkness way, way behind us.
>"Hey man, that's probably a cop. Throw that joint out the window, will ya?"
>Friend agrees. Friend is drunk. Friend CRUSHES joint instead of throwing it out.
>Cop follows us for several minutes and stops us right before chum's house.
>"I smell marijuana."
> herewego.jpeg
>I let him search my car because I have nothing to hide. For sure know nothing is in my car because I thought about this scenario ahead of time.
>Cop is combative with friend. Thinks he is drug dealer. Cop separates us to question us both.
>Comes to me. Is nicer to me because I am grill. I am still scared and he knows it. At this point I rarely dealt with police. I am fully cooperating.
>Says he found the "baggie with a little bit of shake" under passenger seat.
>I look at him.
>Realize he is lying to try to get me to give something away.
>mfw
>Tell him very carefully, "There is nothing like that in my car."
>Cops expression is clear: he knows I know he is lying. Cop ends up letting us go.
That was the first time I realized cops could lie. But I'm not mad about it, to be honest. Cops are just people and I have a lot of respect for them now, even though the cop was tactfully lying to me to get me to out myself.
how many "laws" are there in canada? do you know them all?
how can you claim to follow all the laws if you don't even know them?
Dumbest nig ever
>get in blackout fistfight with younger brother in duplex apartment
>cops called by neighbors
>memory returns as we're fighting and they're banging on the door
>brother and I turn into model (though very drunk and bruised) citizens
>welcome in three big white cops
>they separate us, we explain that we're family and were just drunk and okay
>cops spot bong sitting behind desk
>overhear one say "what about the weed thing"
>other replies "don't worry about it"
>cops take brother out, call him a cab
>brother pukes as the cab pulls up
>cops lol at him
>somehow my pants got outside
>got evicted anyway
white privilege is real
>not chimping out
>"white privilege"
Nah man, nah.
cops are scum. don't need them. we need a military but not cops.
you are an irrational nigger who actually outed himself responding to a shitpost and im the idiot.
fucking kek'd
AM I BEING DETAINED
Those are some of the ugliest fucking boots I've ever seen. Holy fuck.
Yeah cops can be dicks.
>Cops find drugs in your car, house, etc.
>Know its not yours and you never do them
>You tell them the truth its not yours, never touched it, etc.
>They don't believe you and busts you anyway
Why the hell cops are so dumb when it comes to posessions? If the drugs ain't yours and someone else, they should take the drugs and identify it and such and know its not yours.
>no, the one that says no parking: fire line
TOPKEK
Oh my...
Russian cops are great
From 20 seconds the cunt turns into the terminator.
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Then there's this one too
Tranlsated he says
Cop: Get out of the car!
Guy: You have no rights!
And then the smash kek
Fuck that run, and the second video why not just use a baton? What kind of gloves does he have? And finally why does you go straight into choking the guy?
I think the guy in the car was just being a sarcastic asshole and didn't step out of the car when they were asking him for a while and his documents weren't valid. Also the cop isn't even wearing gloves which makes it better.
Russian cops don't fuck around. They can kill you first before slapping the cuffs on you.
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I thought people doing this was just a meme. What the shit.
>be me
>smoking weed in the dorms with dumbass roommate and some buds
>We're smoking and then we hear a knock on the door
>It's the RAs and the cops are on the way
>Cops finally show up and then we talk with them
>Give them a tiny ass amount of weed and some piece we found in the woods instead of our real stash
>The whole time I'm chatting with the officers
>being friendly with my oppressive straight white male privilege
>We're smiling and talking. The officer seems to be really understanding. I'm being respectful
>When they finally go to leave, the officer says that they need to file a police report
>oshit.mp4
>Officer proceeds to do one of those fake pocket checks on himself
>Cop smiles and says "oops, looks like I don't have it..."
>Our eyes lock in the mutual understanding of the situation.
>We shake hands
>The white male oppression shockwave of disgusting privilege stemming from this handshake is enough to trigger every blue haired lesbian and dress wearing faggot in a 4 mile radius
>Officer leaves and while leaving, he turns to me and says "Stay out of trouble"
MFW being a not faggy white guy stopped me from getting a ticket or jail
>these are the same cops who beat the shit out of some squatting hippies the year prior
feelsgoodmane
>18:15
>"according to the state of texas... the actual um... uuummm... it is the.... ummm..... oh you know"
hard to believe the officer wasn't persuaded by this solid argument
>Getting tased
I am gonna laugh hard if tasers get banned frpm law enforcement use.
PAPERIAN ZE BITTE!!
>go 90 in a 50, its midnight
>not reckless, just fast
>cherries and berries behind me suddenly
>do you know how fast you were going?
>nope just trying to get some sleep, got school tomorrow and had to attend a meeting in the city
>hand my military ID instead of my DL
>shiet dont search me Im not zooted my bad heres the DL
>did you see where I was parked when you flew past?
>no sir you chose a good spot to stand by
>I couldnt let you go driving like that
>I understand, youre just doing your job
>So Im gonna let you off with a warning since you seem like a good kid and you werent being reckless, no need to have points on your record
>yee
The only time I was ever arrested was because I was bein a cunt and demanding badge numbers, denying searches even though I had technically broken a city ordinance and they had every right to. Every time I was chill or empathetic they reciprocated. Theyre just people. Start tripping and theyll power trip. Some are dicks, some are cool. Either way its in your best interest to be cooperative.
so you agree that police should have the power to arrest you for pot?
>Just move to Charlotte NC from NJ
>Driving around exploring
>nig in front of me happens to have the same route for 20 minutes.
>red light. Gets out. See a black full size handgun in right hand go into back pocket.
>audibly said "nah"
>see cop. And pull up to him
>license plate xxx-dicks just flashed a handgun black guys 5'dicks" tall
>cop says "what else is new" then drives off.
> low income apartments. LOL student
>30 Nigs walking around the parking lot at 130 am
>cops regularly drive through.
>hear the loud speaker "you need to leave the area."
>Nigs shout "WHY WE AIN'T DEWIN NOTHING BUT WALWKIN. YOO"
>Cop replies "You haven't done anything yet."
>Cop parks. 3 more cars roll up.
>Nigs ass blasted and walk to their cars or apts.
NC isn't so bad it seems.
>Either way its in your best interest to be cooperative
just lick their boots and they might use lube when they rape your pockets for revenue
that's pretty much 90% of the polices job, to generate revenue from the mostly law abiding
Actually got pulled over today for speeding, no seatbelt, hadnt transferred my drivers license to current state yet..etc
Cop gave me a warning. Im still surprised he let me off.
No, more like dont be a cunt and realize that if you are breaking a law you shouldnt be pissy when you face the consequences. I actually have never paid any ticket or fine despite several encounters.
Its not bootlicking to recognize that acting cunty to someone who can choose to fuck you over majorly is a bad idea. I think some laws shouldnt exist or be enforced, but Id have to be some kind of nigger to hash it out with the cops rather than in court.
who /detained/ here?
>"You haven't done anything yet."
Just great
I'm not saying act up, just recognize when police are overstepping their boundaries, recognize when they are trying to trick you
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