/tennis/ - goddess edition

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Stats:
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Eufatty Bouchubb is ugly as fuck and obese.

Poogenie Poochard on pooicide watch.

Poorpetually pooper poorturbed pooropeean poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.

>35 posts early

THREADGOD

2nd for /gong/

Can't wait until she finally gets GAYLE'D

Unless it happened already last Big Bash season.

posting in official thread

Is Federer playing tonight?

really like this thread lads

Can a major tournament ban grunting? Female tennis is shit already but the grunting makes it unbearable.

is this the best /tennis/ thread ever?

nobody post in this thread

can OP explain himself

wtf kerber

WHAT THE FUCK KERBER?

keep calm. shes got this

pretty gud wta match

screencapped

I know I'm making a rather weak comparison but there has been nearly full stadiums to watch Federer or Nadal PRACTICE in the morning.

So I think it's not about the hour or the amount of current matches being played at the moment.

Nadal is the greatest tennis player of all time.

So sad seeing the decline of the GOAT.

mods please ban this cunt

Will Murray score a century?

...

point out how these tennis related posts are breaking the rules

Who are we watching at the moment lads? Nishikori, or Venus?

this match is intense lads

We watching kerber yeah

nah not watching until djokovic gets knocked out desu tennis is shit especially on a stream

Because you are being annoying beyond measure with your poo posting and cricket shit.

Global rule 10, No spamming or flooding of any kind.

im watching tennis

>chokeber

being "annoying beyond measure" is not violating any global or Sup Forums specific rules

maybe try reddit?

point out the spamming or the flooding made by the numerous posters you have quoted making unique posts

This is what a world number 1 looks like? Why do people watch the WTA?

how long until qt genie?

worst n 1 ever

Williams score a century?

>federer will be delayed becus this
thanks kerbs

Top kek women are so fragile

>hes complaining about a close instense exciting match
>he'd rather watch servebots servebot

>he enjoys watching the world number 1 serve meatballs at a speed that a 12 year old boy could serve at

lol

Will murray sustained a neck injury m8

could you do me a small favor and DELETE THIS FUCKING SHIT

Can someone make a thread without cricket shit in it?

thought venus played earlier today? or was I watching a replay

yeah i do. its an exciting match, why wouldnt i be enjoying it?

is woman's cricket the only sport australia are competitive in?

that was saturn m8

that would be in violation of Sup Forums global rules m8

explain urself

why does he do it

>biggest rivalry in the """sport"""
>stadium is half empty at best
What did they mean by this?

Nah m8 Venus goes round and round. You must be watching the next round

Because your number 1 is shit

>110 km first serves

from what I can tell he wants to force someone else to make a thread to satisfy his autism in full knowledge that they will receive a three day ban for doing so

mfw

poor aussies cant sell out stadiums in advance unlike brits so if they know they are gonna lose noone buys tickets unlike in the uk

men hit harder than women? hmm...you learn something new everyday

Lovely tennis player you have in the OP there. Top notch stuff.

why do you try so hard to not be funny

Most women hit harder than your shit top player kek

must be autism

sitting in the stadium all the time is not the way to watch test cricket

this poomerican is really outpoorforming the poorepeeans with his aupisstic tendencies

is kerber /ourgirl/?

That's low even for a woman.

Pleb

73743208
Sure got me.

the MCG holds up to 100,000, so yeah it doesn't sell out for the final day of a test when you know you're not going to get a full day's play

i wish she was mine

rare, and yes she is

he literally sabotages the only none brit/us threads to somehow get back at us

keep up the good work op

Someone want to tell me which WTA players are in the OP image?

>2 aces
>Kerber

>he sits on Sup Forums all day to make threads with this stupid woman in the OP all day

>poogenie fatshart

and then names them yankopooeans/europooeans on suicide watch
when really we have every other thread on this board whilst this is ur only one.......

we all know tennis is shit

>mad at threadcunt
The state of these absolute freshies

>75 posts of literal obsession over threadcunt

kek

I thought you talked about tennis here?

>talking in the 3rd person

>these cucks defending their autists

lol

stop it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

...

>LE U R LE THREAD GUNT XD XD

you got us good bro
hit us where it really hurts the australian open threads

I ain't got no friends
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

>goddess edition
>goddess nowhere to be found

73743295
You are

Reminder that /tennis/ is a vassal state of /cric/

/am/ is a state of /cric/

Some dumb, ugly whore that isn't even a tennis player lol

Kek get a load of these seething newcunts fresh off the boat from Facebook and reddit

Is this /bundes/?

/cric/ belongs on /asp/

go on reddit often bud?

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Good afternoon

/cric/ RUNS /tennis/

everyone is asleep

Yeah, for two weeks then you disappear lmao.