What colon do you use?

What colon do you use?

How many squirts and where?

whole bottle
in the mouth

>What colon do you use?
my own.

Creed Aventus

2 sprays makes bitches wet

i like to mix it up

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I use my colon, it works alright. Typically 3 squirts in the toilet bowl.

i use le male, spray about 2/3 squirts on my shirt becouse spraying it on skin is apparently bad for your body and the smell also stays on there longer

I hope you mean "cologne" and not intestines. :)

>What colon do you use?

your mom's. my cock bruises it nightly.

this one

Polo Black, haven't met a woman yet that didn't like it.

what a douche brand name, i hear it smells good though

>I use my colon, it works alright. Typically 3 squirts in the toilet bowl.

You should get that checked out. Frequent diarrhea can lead to serious health problems.

i bet you use your friends colon each and every day.
so much his farts and burps smell like cum

Fuck off Más Puto Drew

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I use versace or dolcè and Gabbana. Two squirts on neck/chest and two squirts on clothes. Always get told i smell good as fuck by females

Im sure it does buddy

Fuck you summerfag

I work at a place where they throw away all the big bottle testers.

I have over 40 bottles of top brand shit:

Armani, versaci, polo, klein, ford, D&B.

My advice, find a fragrance shop near you, and check behind the back every so often.

Free is better than 100 bucks a bottle.

Jokes on you. I have two dads so that makes you an actualfag

OP here, my mom gets me free colons all the time

Thats the way to go.

if you cant get that, go on ebay, where everyone else is selling testers cheap.

So you collect empty bottles?

buying fake shit on ebay. terrible advice

.......No you fucking idiot.

All business are usually sent a CASE of testers. since they only ever use one, the rest, all FULL bottles, get thrown out.

Empty bottles.....ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

Never got a fake yet.

Then again, im also not a fucking stupid preteen.

Its called knowing what to ask my friend.

Came here to post this

I use this and I spray it on my dick. The scent of Africa attracts easy white girls.

No,it makes YOU a fag

ITT:

GUYS TALKING ABOUT THE COLOGNE THEY WEAR, AND THE PUSSY THEY DONT GET WHILE USING IT.

Creed virgin island water. Women love aventus though.

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This thread is full of fucking children...not ONE of you, has shown any knowledge about using/choosing a cologne other than

"HURR DURR IT SMELLS NICE"

Fucking classless plebs.

Teach us, oh wise one.

Chest and neck.

Who says it's bad? Cologne projects better on skin but lasts longer on clothes.

FUCKING PLEB!

FIRST RULE OF COLOGNE:

NEVER FUCKING SPRAY ON CLOTHES. THE OILS STAIN AND RUIN THE CLOTHES, AND THE SMELL MIXES WITH OTHER COLOGNES YOU MAY WEAR AND IS NASTY.

LOL, GIVING SHIT ADVICE I SEE.

I use your mom's colon every day, multiple times in fact

Teach your fucking selves.

If this was a public school full of fucking retards, then yes I'd help.

But you little shits are smarter than you give yourselves credit for....you'll learn.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Nigger.

Shut up and suck it up princess. God you ARE a fag

Nautica Voyage

Spray on neck and wrist, then use wrist to rub on clothes

w̶i̶s̶e̶
homosexual

Pleb yo momma!
It's a fact it lasts longer on clothes no matter what. I am actually advicing to spray it on skin you douche.

I can't wait for summer to be over.

Fuck off you little homo.

I can't wait till you get stabbed in the throat and choke and gurgle on your blood. it will be orgasmic

Just because I suck 40 dicks a day doesn't make me a homo.

Yes it does you fag

Nope. I identify as a straight cock sucker and now you're raping me.

Dolce & Gabbana The One
Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit de l'Homme

You are a degenerate faggot who belongs in jail,unfortunately it would be the tax payers paying for your filthy,disgusting homo sex.

this
also typically 3 or 4 good squirts
into the toilet

>man perfume
None because I am not an effeminate sissy

I'm telling you fuckers right now, this shit right here is liquid panty dropper. I'm not shitting you, pussies get DRENCHED when they smell this. I use it as my spring/summer fragrance

That's for gays.We see where you stand,faggot

Also got some of this, it smells dank as fuck, gonna use it for fall/winter

So you never wash your clothes?

It's not sex.

Another faggot cologne, get the fuck off you homo

Eat shit neckbeard, go squirt some chocolate axe on your pissy underwear

Hivemind nigga

Poorfag confirmed.

>What colon do you use?
the one I was born with.

>How many squirts and where?
depends on whether I've been to Taco Bell.

Lucky bastard

soap and water and some deodorant
cologne is stanky

I have a few expensive colognes but I bought this one a few days ago and its fucking brilliant and has a great price.

Polo double black in use about 3

This. Hard time finding it now because it was discontinued. Everything that isn't on eBay is only a rep., and just isn't the same. think of this as a nice fratty musk. I always get compliments on how this stuff smells, really top tier cologne.

The one behind the feminine penis. There and a half squirts. Two deep in the colon. One and half on butt cheeks.

I want something that has a lot of musk. Any recommendations?

nothing, i haven't showered in 2 weeks, and nobody knows. People stink because they kill all the good bacteria on their skin and then let bad bacteria that produces the smell live on their skin.

The avatar my friend. A 100$ bottle off of ebay works wonders.

Been using this one a lot. This is aromatic and very appealing. Good performance.

You think you dont stink because your nose is used to it, others around you wish you'd end your life over your nasty BO

Get real taste in cologne you redneck,inbread cousin fucker

Not bloody likely you fucking faggot

it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>real taste
And what designer imposters do you use?

Nah, I think so. You cant afford decent cologne, so youre itt raging at everyone posting the shit you cant afford.

no i asked, they didn't even notice it.

I use the normal colon : when I'm about to post a link or something I use a semicolon ; to separate two complete thoughts.

This one :

They walked away from you, repulsed at your stench.

Prada Luna Rossa

Oh, they noticed alright. But they didn't say anything because they didn't want to hurt your precious snowflake feelings.

I've gone extended periods without showering.

The best part is your hair takes care of itself, but if you're pretty active and it's warm out you should at least use some deodorant.

Take a fucking shower, you goddamn hippie

Not really, what i use is none of your business you African welfare abuser

Too embarrassed to say youre an axecuck? Figures.

Okay, serious question. How to pick one? When I try, I smell three of them at best and then my nose can't smell shit anymore.

>Comes to a share what you wear cologne thread
>what i use is none of your business
So why are you posting ITT?

>i like to mix it up
Found the unsullied

I use this colon.
2/3 drops.

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He has his mommy buy the cheapest shit from walmart, he probably uses Bod or Axe, and has to wait until christmas to get the good shit, good shit being Old Spice