You have 10 seconds to prove you're white

You have 10 seconds to prove you're white.

White privilege is not a thing

I have sexual thoughts for my family

My home is worth more than my car.

I bow down to BBC

I haven't gone to KFC in the last month

I eat mayonnaise sandwiches.

White wine goes with fish, chicken and turkey.

My daddy is also my cousin.

i fucking love arugula salad

I'm watching to my wife which is getting pounded by a black man

I own a truck

I'm at work

I contribute to a 401k

Racism is a crime, and crime is a black thing

i listen to rush

All my kids have the same father.

My father came back from the store

>My parents were married
>I know my father
>I have never stolen a bike
>I have a job
>I can swim
>I drive in a car without 6 other people in it
>I've never picked a lettuce
>I don't eat dog

I know my dad and we have a good relationship
I own a car and a home
I go to yacht parties
I wear polo and armani all the time. Bright easter colors
I hate blacks

The tires on my car are all the same brand.

winner

I know who my dad is.

My credit score is 780

I play D&D
I have a job where I work 60+hr/wk
Jackie Chan FUCK WRONG MEME

grill on the left isn't white

You could be Michael Jordan

I have a job

...

I'm 40, and have never been shot.

...and I was even in the service for 8 years lol

i voted for trump

I like 80's electronic synth style retrowave music and corvus corax style medieval music

KEK

wat

my lips don't stick out past the tip of my nose

I have no criminal record.
I think sriracha is spicy as fuck.
I love cocaine washed down with craft beer.

What the hell is white privilege..

My penis average

your post is white privilege

cocaine is bae

I play Elder Dragon Highlander with my friends on the weekends

it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

i like chicken

I see what you did there.

i have a good credit score

I had to actually earn my position in my company.

I have my foreskin intact.

I'm Argentinian

I can relate to Carlton from Fresh Prince.

I live in the same house as my kids.

So, you're not white...

i'm rich and unhappy and under fed
my spice rack only contains salt and pepper
and i'm racist

You bet it is.
Let me hit a line from your dick senpai

I am michael jordan

My skin absorbs large amounts of vitamin D from sunlight.

That could apply to rappers and drug dealers of any color.

I not only play polo, but I know what polo is practice for.

I carry auto insurance all year.

I never stole.

ok. but you have to wear a condom. I know it's off my dick but I have a fetish for people doing coke off my dong while they wear profalactics

I'm not racist. I happen to have several black friends.

same

Total dealbreaker my dude.
Bareback 4 lyfe.

I can buy a whole watermelon AND a bucket of chicken and not feel judged.

I am not white

Can we get a list of white sports?
Hockey
Polo
Sailing
Cycling
Fencing
Rowing


Pretty much anything that requires brains, teamwork, and mastery of equipment or a weapon.

I'm Swedish, o wait..

Man you definitely white

sure thing!

You're forgetting virtually every water sport

ugh

I camp often

Don't shoot!

Rachel, get off Sup Forums.

Golf
Archery
Sking

I'm racist, I have a black friend.

I redo high fives.

This.

The chick on the left is spanish. That Lorena Garcia. Look her up on pornhub. She does alot of solo stuff

I lurk on the 4chans posting bbc cuck threads

I use anyone of a different race, religion, or ethnic background as a scapegoat for my own shortcomings.

i have a job

I don't dance

The color of my skin is white.

...

I can read and type

...

1+1 = 2

I frequent Sup Forums

Being white is not about skin color.
Otherwise look at slavs.
Slavs are most definitely not white.

I can swim very well

both parents, working 40 hours a week, wife, one kid, own house, no debts....

>been arrested many times

>never charged with anything

hooray for being white!

I was raised by both of my parents.

I had a fundamental understanding of western philosophy when I was 13

I save the tables the come on the top of pizzas.

I can afford internet.

...

I haven't fucked my mom

these things are so american

Gotta admit, I was thinking the same thing