If Jonathan Frakes had dandruff, he'd be Jonathan Flakes
If Jonathan Frakes had dandruff, he'd be Jonathan Flakes
Man I miss Beyond Belief
If Jonathan Frakes baked he'd Johnathan Cakes
Is that you Frakes?
If Jonathan Frakes smoked weed, he'd be Jonathan Baked.
no
If Jonathan Frakes had Michael J. Fox disease, he'd be Jonathan Shakes
If Jonathan Frakes was a rapper he'd be Jonathon Drakes
But I am! Aloha!
If Jonathan Frakes were comprised of legless reptiles with forked tongues, he'd be Jonathan Snakes.
kill urself
Hahaha, yeah right, like a handsome successful actor/director who is totally not desperate for work wouldn't have better things to do than hang out on a chinese cartoon image board and make threads about himself.
If Jonathan Frakes sold ribeyes, he'd be Jonathan Steaks.
If Jonathan Frakes photoshoped celeb nudes he'd be Jonathan Fakes
If it was fall, it'd be Johnathan Rakes
If Jonathan Frakes had Parkinson's he'd be Jonathan Shakes.
If Jonathan Frakes cleaned leaves off a yard, he'd be Jonathan Rakes
If Jonathan Frakes was exasperated, he'd be Jonathan for fuck sakes
I beat you
When Jonathan Frakes gets out of bed, he's Jonathan Wakes
>Parkinson
Can't even name the disease, faith in humanity dropping steadily.
If Jonathan Frakes weighed 600 pounds, he'd be called Jonathan Quakes
If Johnathan Frakes was at a stop light, it'd be Johnathan Brakes
If Johnathan Frakes ....cows, blah blah blah....Johnathan Steaks
> spelling corrected
If Jonathan Frakes entertained himself by constructing random objects, he'd be Jonathan Makes.
If Johnathan Frakes was a theif, it'd be Johnathan Takes
Wow, you're an idiot.
> We're on this thing called the "internet". Even if some user forgot the name of the actual disease, they could find it in 5 seconds. So obviously, it was a deliberate choice of phrasing.
If Jonathan Frakes was in this thread, he'd say fuck you and your personal army request
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He'd change time just to erase you from existence
If Jonathan Frakes hurt his arm he'd be Jonathan Aches
> submitting a personal army request without filling out the proper form
> calling someone else a summerfag
topkek
He better get as many dickings out of her as he can before Worf destroys her with his spiny Klingon cock in season 7 or whenever that was
If Jonathan Frakes hosted a DIY blog he'd call it "Jonathan Makes"
If Jonathan Frakes was about to crash he'd be Jonathan Brakes
If Jonathan Frakes was in an accident, he'd be Jonathan Breaks
If Jonathan Frakes were multiple large bodies of fresh water, he'd be Jonathan Lakes.
Jonathan Frakes is already not transparent, so he should be named Jonathan Opaques.
If Jonathan Frakes played Nell Harper, the no-nonsense housekeeper and surrogate mother for police chief Carl Kanisky's children, the show would be called Gimme a Frake!
If Jonathan Frakes flipped a table, started screaming like a girl, and flailed his hands around while knocking shit off the walls, he'd be Jonathan Freaks.
I'd watch that
If Jonathan Frakes started stealing the identities of multiple priests, he'd be Jonathan Frocks.
If Jonathan Frakes were made of flat dishes, he'd be Jonathan Plates.
If Jonathan Frakes were devoid of all compassion and only felt negativity toward everyone else, he'd be Jonathan Hates.
If Jonathan Frakes had fibromyalgia, he'd be Jonathan Aches.
If Jonathan Frakes were a toroidal pastry with badly photoshopped eyes and mouth, there would be no clever pun on his name, but he'd be all like, "i donut fucking care!"
If Jonathan Frakes were OP, he'd be a faggot
If Jonathan Frakes were Jonathan Frakes, he'd be Jonathan Frakes.
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?
>got horny watching troi's titties
>came here to fap
>see this
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