Hey guys remember me?

Hey guys remember me?

So my bf didnt come home ladt noght so i took to tinder and found a date!!

This is what im thinking of wearing- what u guys think?

Cover the gut, wear a bra that put those tits up and paint your toes red.

Post those udders baby

Oh nooo he didn't come home.
I'm not surprised, I wouldn't have either.
Go away.

Tits or GTFO.

This

Dont kick me out... You guys are mu only supports righ now! Hers my tits ok??

what underwear you wearing for this date? i suggest none

Time-stamp?

Is that okay? Will he like that?

Man the harpoons, blubber pump chump incoming.

probs. less obstacles if you ask me

Dont be so meen to me!

Your only a tiny bit funny cause Im high

Man, you are all a bunch of sad and disgusting fucks.

Where are you located? My harpoons be loaded

he won't give a shit what you wear to your "date" as long as you fight the gag reflex and swallow, which by the looks of you is about the only value you could possibly have.

Absolutely not

first name?

why don't you let me come over and show you how a real man fucks a woman

I have a bad gag reflex lol

Put a book under the left titty.

god damn you are sexy as fuck

show vagoo

Lol doubt you do you far hambeast.

No wonder he isn't coming home. Lose that stomach poodles.

I dont have a book bbut i do have tape

Today, you are king cringe. There will not be a single more cringeworthy post on b all day. There will be many imitators itt, but you will retain your fedora crown.

Full name?

Do you at least shave your pussy? Guys like that

I'd fuck the shit outta you.

I'd even eat the pussy.

Then bust a thick gooey nut all over dem titties.

it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

how about dat ass?

Also, show feets.

No panties?

I am vanquished.

full body?

My pussy needs a good shave

Lol

and dick

Well, tbh I'm in. I love a chubby pussy. Feels so good

Holy kek that thing you call a pussy has fat rolls

can't even see the pussy so much of your fat in the way

no it seems ok, spread ?

With out seeing your face I would say wear something that fit's a bit better and don't over do the makeup other than that I would love to go on a date with a girl that has a body like yours.

Damn girl, i would fuck you for real and make you dregading shit, if you can't deepthroat then just play a lot with the head, also titfuck seems fun with you.

well train with a dildo then, put some effort into not being a waste of (a lot of) space.

make a snap chat

Someone on kik thinks i should cover my pussy in duct tape....

Lol what u guys think? Will it hurt?

Your cunt has his own fucking rolls for God's sake...

sit on my face

This fill you up?

what's your kik?

Yes it will hurt, if you enjoy pain then go ahead, i would lift your tits with ducktape just for fun.

My mik is Summerluver65

You think lifting my tirtties would be funy? ;)

>Wear a butt plug
>Take it out, while looking at your date, and pop it in your mouth
>Don't break eye contact
>Profit

I'd make you a single mother. no more. no less.

O heres my ass

...

Yes baby, i want to see that.

Gross.

what size are your udders

that just made me a little gayer.

so thanks for that.

spread that, at last put something inside

Show us your face- please?

Spread that ass wide

everythinks itchy and my cunt harts....

You are so fat you stopped the motion picture.

You are so fat you rode a guy and flattened his dick. Now they ask why he has a dick tattooed on his stomach.

You are so fat you sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices.

You are so fat you tuck your ankles into your muffin top and roll away.

You are so fat you can step on a dollar and make change.

Roll the fuck out, Blubbertron.

Omg... That actally made me cry... Tgats SO MEAN

Ha.
Put on a matching bra and pantie set, wear clothes that fit you, a nice pair of shoes, make up, maybe Spanx.
But also make sure you dump your man, don't just cheat on him
OK bye

Lose some weight with a healthy diet and regular exercise, something like swimming would be good, or stationary bike.

Im not fat tho

that's right, you just heavy with sexiness, baby

Hahaha, you fatass, have you acheived nuclear fusion yet?

I know you acheived gravitational pull because niggers must be all over that.

You cut yourself and bleed strawberry jam, you shit rocky road and piss sugar saturated lemonade.

You are type 5 diabetic.

If I wrap you in foil, aliens would mistake you for a fucking Dyson Sphere.

show puss spread

Lose some weight anyway fatty.

could you record a vocaroo of you moaning?

Cows try to milk you, ffs!

For me you are sexy and gorgeous, i would like to tease you with my cock on your lips, face, neck, tits and finally fuck you right in the pussy.

You are quite literally the definition of fat

you are a shitty girlfriend

I just want the number

Your cunt is a black hole. It pulls men in, breaks every bone as they pass the event horizon and wind up in another dimension.

Your bf left to fuck a woman.

Fucking a planet is beyond retarded.

Your body is carrying so much extra fat, it's just as crappy as most other bodies.Trust me - it isn't your best asset.
Go with what you can DO, rather than what you ARE. You can DO a lot of cool things (if you are a dirty enough slut) but your body would not compete with a sack of ashtrays with lipstick on it.

TL:DR go with your strengths, stick something up your ass and like it. Like your date's cock.

Fuck you!!!

I only weigh 250lbs!!! I only look bloated today cause I ate sushi buffet ok?!

Ew, brush your teeth nasty bitch

Fuck you obese shit

Why would a planet fuck me?

If a planet tried to fuck me, Eaeth would be destroyed and the moon would go flying.

I loled hard at the dyson sphere. I didn't even know anybody else on this board knew what that was.

Earth, kek.

Fat bitches like you have to rape guys kek. No one wants to fuck you.

Don't suppose you live in the UK? I'd tie your waste of space bf up and then fuck you right in front of him.

gib me dem dubz

I was itt a while ago and seen it again while scrolling, popped in and it looks like you guys got the piggy to tape up her tits and pussy. Well done

Post a pic with your face and naked body

Ummmm i have a date tonight

Hell totally fuck me. So fuck you too

Im 10 times the woman u will ever has

Dude, my gf is skinny and a 10/10 fit German.

Have fun with your chubby chaser.

Probably needs some lard.

Love your body, pls spread pussy

Squeeze your tits for me fucking fat cow

Nobody is taking you seriously, get that tape off yourself you look like you belong in the "bloopers" section of pornhub

I'd fuck you for sure

Ten times the woman.

Well, yeah.

You have the biomass of ten women.

why are you taped up exactly?