The main character of the last movie you saw is played by Adam Sandler. What's it like?

The main character of the last movie you saw is played by Adam Sandler. What's it like?

Dirty Harry with Adam Sandler would be fucking stupid

>The Long Goodbye with Adam Sandler

Blood father, would be retarded

>Star Trek : First Contact

I can just imagine

"THIS FAAARRRRR and no FURRTTHHHHERRRR" in his obnoxious yelling voice

Casino
At least hell actually be a Jew

Sandler as the captain of a Battleship.
Frankly I'm just not buying it.

>Happy Gilmore

fucking into the trash it goes

>Black Mass

Well maybe

casino royale

welp

Bone Tomahawk.
I would pay good money to see this version

>Last completed movie:death race 2
it's already garbage
>last movie I saw: naked gun
Just turned to shit

>Mad Max

Adam and his ugly twin sister (played by Sandler in drag) are bumbling scavengers that get caught in the middle of two warring wasteland tribes. They manage (barely) to stay alive by playing the factions against one another, hijinks, and lots and lots of luck

Also they're cannibals

Goon

Itd probably be even better 2bh, Sandler isnt this awful schlock machine like everyone makes him out to be

Punch Drunk Love

it'd be worse

>Memento

I wouldn't like to see his slack body covered in tattoos, tbqh

The second Harold and Kumar film. It would be even more unfunny than it already was.

The Ramen Girl

I don't even...

>can't even remember the last time I watched a movie
Send help

>The Witch
Fucking hell, please no

>only god forgives

please no

Currently watching Funny People on the Universal channel.

brokebback mountain
nice
i like it

Die Welle

I'd like him trying to be Hitler

The Phantom Menace
I don't even know who the main character is.

Hell or High Water

Instead of two brothers robbing banks, it would be a brother and a sister, both played by Sandler.

Ps, the actual movie was breddy gud. Idk about all the hype per se, but I enjoyed it.

>the return of the pink panther
well,a good comedy movie would be destroyed

Usually movies have something called a...prohh-tuh-go-nist..

Sheev

>Four Lions

Uh...majinbuubeanburrito! Yeahhhhhh... uhhh...Alamo Snackbar whatever *snort*

>Airplane!

That's fucking blasphemy right there

I'm watching Mr. Deeds right now
So it becomes another jack and Jill nightmare where Sandler replaces Winona Rider

>Wolf of Wall Street

huh, not bad

>Godfather 2
>Michael speaks Yiddish instead of Italian

>The Road
If Sandler could commit to his performance, I could see it actually being emotional

>Se7en
Which one?

>Caiden
I would pay good money to see Adam Sandler's version of Synecdoche, New York

>scarface
Are we talkin prime sandler or zombie sandler? Prime scarface sandler would be hilarious to watch

The Passion of the Christ

Probably wouldn't go so well.

>Joshy with Adam Sandler.


Maybe still okay

Lilo and stitch.

I dont want to imagine, its too pure

>Adam Sandler is captain of the U.S.S Enterprise

2 Fast 2 Furious...

Fuck I'd like to see that.

>Weiner Dog

Straight kino

Terrible

I dont think Adam Sandler could pull off being Dr Bennet Omalu very well.
Doesnt have the skin color or the accent to do it.

Let Us Prey. somehow I don't think I could take it seriously.

>Warcraft

Orc Adam Sandler as Durotan kek

>Look Who's Back
Is Adam Sandler Hitler or the weird guy wearing a life preserver?

>Psycho
Well shit, Adam Sandler as Norman Bates, that would be something, isn't it?

Depends on who you consider the main character.

The Rock?
Terrible

But I could see him replace Kevin Hart and the movie wouldnt suffer.

Basically a less shitty Funny People.

>Bridge on the River Kwai

uhhhhhhhhhhh, i guess it wouldnt be much different if he was major shears. Good lord if he was nicholsan,

The guide from STALKER. The movie is no longer a complete borefest

is Tarkovsky the best Ambien alternative yet devised by man?

>movie about gun selling Jews gets replaced by another Jew
>Nothing has changed
Although it would be interesting to see him work with Jonah Hill
Interesting, but not good

Solaris certainly is. I haven't attempted any of his other "films"

>Sicario and Benicio Del Toro is now Adam Sandler
>"DON'T POINT GUNS AT MEE SHABADABADEEEEE"
>NYAAAAAAAA, YOU KILL MY FAMILY I KILL YOU SHABADABADOOOO


>Sicario with Adam Sandler as Bella Thorne
>low faux-gravelly serious sandler voice
>iiiiiiiii don't think what we just did was...leeegal
>Comes out of the tunnel
>YOU LIED TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Neon Demon

> He's beautiful.

>now you see me 2
Oh god.

>There Will Be Blood

Ok, Adam Sandler beating the shit out of Paul Dano while yelling things prophecy and revelation would be great.

>Green Room
>Nazi Patrick Stewart vs Punk Rock Adam Sandjew

Special guest star Steve Buscemi as the voice of the dog

>Jackass 3D

At some point he'd hum The Final Countdown

Once Were Warriors.
Sandler plays the abusive drunk father.... I think you know how the rest of it goes

>Chloe Sevigny sucks Adam Sandler's dick
huh

>john wick

>I Am Not A Serial Killer
He would probably play it as a dimwitted kid like Waterboy or Little Nicky. It would be so fucking terrible, not even Christopher Lloyd's amazing performance could redeem it.

>For a few million dollars

Batman Begins.

>evan almighty

the same but with more shouting

Jumanji.

it's fucking terrible.

In the Heart of the Sea, Adam Sandler is the first mate of the Essex.

>C'mooon, get doehs boahts in the whata!

>Lethal Weapon 4

It could work if he tried.

>Jesus Christ, it's Adam Sandler.

Spiderman 3

The Theory of Everything.

Adam Sandler is great at playing retards so it's perfect for him.

Telepathy: A MANTIS Origin Story

Batman vs Superman
"Hey poophead! Do you bleed? 'll make you eat shit for breakfast!"

Last movie i saw was Click, so get fugged

Children of the corn

hilarious

>Adam Sandler interviews Indonesian mass murderers

I'd... I'd watch that.

>>Jackass 3D
How is it back in 2011 ?

This would actually work. Shot by shot remake when?

Children of the corn

hilarious

Moon
I guess it would be clone slapstick shenanigans?

>Robocop 2
>murphy is now adam sandler
>his leg opens up and he wants to grab his pistol
>grabs a dildo instead
>audience bursts into laughter
>Rob schneider is Kain

shit might actually be hilarious
Just imagine that scene where they take him apart
>no dude dude no I need that Leg aaaaaaaah

>Adam Sandler in Korengal

The dark knight with Adam Sandler? May as well kill myself

>adam sandler keeps screaming while making stupid faces
>galvatron can't take it anymore and self terminates
>adams daughter gets b l a c k e d

>Re-Animator

the main character was kind of bland so it wouldn't really matter. the star of that movie was jeffrey combs

Weird science with Adam Sandler

Hmm, rework the script to capturing your youth during a midlife crisis and it would be Sandler-kino

>sicario
>Bella thorne
Do you mean Emily blunt? How face blind art thou?

>La haine
Who would he replace

all three of them

Kung Fury with Adam Sandler

>The help
>Adam Sandler plays a black woman

I'd pay for that.

Adam Sandler dies making funny noises while a Xenomorph Queen bursts out of his chest.

what if he had a role in not comedy. could he pull it off as good as Jim Carey?

>The King of Comedy starring Adam Sandler

no