Dick r8 thread. I'm horny af

Dick r8 thread. I'm horny af

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your dick looks like it has a fucking disease

you're probably going to die soon if you keep doing that / 10

yo what the fuck is wrong with ur dick bro

which disease? ;) lmao

doing what?lmao

How do you get such a close shave

a lot of time and patience lol

It would appear as though that's a bit too tight.

that ring looks painful lmao. looks like its about to explode.

here's my non-strangled dick

Care to elaborate?

not bad 5/10
how big are u

Do you not see the ring around the base strangling his dick?

I see the cock ring, but isn't that what they're supposed to do/look like? I've never used one, so I don't have any experience, but in all of the pics I've seen, dicks with a ring on it always look enlarged/enflamed/angry

6 inches exactly, bang average lol

got any more pics?

r8?

The ring is too much

Cute i guess

My gf is scared of sex, is it cause she is 17? She likes it when i finger her touch and suck on her tits, but I have to fight her for it, it feels as if I have to force her to do it and when I try to access the vagina she gets very serious and tells me to stop, I have needs, but I love her very much, how do I do this without cheating or breaking up

I would suck your cock and let you fuck my virgin straight ass

find out what gets her really horny- whether thats an orgasm or a fetish. She'll confuse herself simply by being a woman

Same thing happened to me when I was in college. Some girls will always just be like that. Don't force it on her, otherwise that guarantees she'll never like it

6/10 - long, but doesn't look too hard

hah well actually i'm rock hard on that pic, its about 16/17 cm

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damn that means you're even smaller than I originally thought

How do you find something like that out, she says she never watches porn or hentai, I tell her I don't believe her yet she always insists she never does anything sexual alone, I keep teasing her about yet she never tells me, expects me to believe she is innocent like that
The only way i get at least to tits is if I force her, she seems to enjoy it when its hapening but hates that i'm always naging her about it

3/10 - small, bland shape, weird texture on glans

well then what's your final rating :/

u got any pics of her??

I have but non nude, she hates taking pic of herself in general

Your dick looks like you have to plug it in

So do you screw it on or do you just kind of friction fit it up in there

is she catholic? try playing with namecalling, put on some porn yourself, one thing that usually works is watching films with suggestive themes, but make sure she will be able to keep herself interested

Trust me, it may not always be worth it in the end to stick it out and keep forcing her into sexual situations. I tried for about three years, and while she slowly started to enjoy giving oral and eventually allowed herself to start cumming on my dick, I could always tell she never really liked it.

In the end, you're going to have to decide whether or not you want to put in the time or find someone else.

Its the new iDick 7. It uses a proprietary plug-in system lmao

Any movies you could recommend? She has a very refined taste in movies, Sup Forumsesk

>doesn't it suck when your dick is so big it hurts the chick
fuck off m8 and stop humble bragging

what are you doing to it man??

I'm actually a virgin, I never used my size to get any girl, hell my hands are small my feet are average, I'm a short skelly, no cock queen would even know what I'm packing

Gotta be a masochism bruh. That thing looks the incredible hulk about to bust out of tiny handcuffs lol

How big are you? length, girth?

your cock is gonna fall off

'Her', make sure she can handle sci-fi shit, read up. the Room, a masterpiece. and the graduate may actually be a good one

what do u mean?

what a faggot, needs a cockring for it to be acceptably large

18 cm never did girth

Haha yeah, she has seen many old ones, but not the room, should be great to cringe at together

my cawk in the shower
I'm kinda self conscious about it because it does this curve in then curve out thing

Flirt with people in front of her, text girls in front of her, and make a point to casually mention some of your female friends in conversations with her. This will make her jealous and hopefully more attracted to you and willing to do more to keep you. Just don't do anything break up worthy like send dick pics to other girls.. that will just get you single

ew what the fuck is that shape?
2/10

LOL I didn't know cockrings made you bigger

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Would love to tie it up until it goes numb, then cut it off and make you suck it.

Ech! Tennouttatenn
I miss jon :c

we all do ;-;

you must be really short

well casablanca is just a great movie overall, no sex tho

I honestly don't care about any of the shit he's said recently. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. I wish he'd make more content T_T

Lmao is that you Brian? I recognize your skin bridge on your dick. And your freckles.

Fuck, no way. What is the first letter of my last name?

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Take that shit off

3/10 - looks soft and small

Y

I bought a cock ring not realizing that there were sizes. I should have got the one that was 2" in diameter

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Holy shit man pls dont share this pic with anyone

4/10 - looks limp, a bit too small

Kek

post urs then

>being this easily trolled

why r u a faggot or something???

yes gimme dick

>What makes you think I'm bamboozled

>Trolled sure love browsing 4ching in the summer xdxd

it looks like his dick is crying from the agony he is putting it through

>he's not a faggot, he just goes on dick r8 threads and rates other lads' dicks 'for science'
stop repressing lad

>Using meme arrows
>that will help me blend in for sure xddddd can't wait to tell my cs:go buddies

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lose some weight and shave otherwise nice cock user

>Exde

youtube.com/watch?v=T88fbHOmvRk

R8

R8 pls

1/10 - short, hairy, all around off-putting

4/10 - not bad, not great. a little too small for my taste

3/10
7/10

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back with a gif

2/10 - ugly foreskin, small, eyesore

r8 my average length cock

then why did you respond if its ugly

dude your penis is gonna erupt with that tiny ass cock ring

you asked for a rate

"average"?
4/10 - small, bland looking penis

Isn't that the point? lmao

i bet you'd suck it

im athletic and your gf would probably want to fuck me and flirt with me if we ever hung out. feels good

>Fagbook
Why are you continuing the stereotype

It's huge don't ruin it :(

why?