Your task:

Your task:

Stick your dick in here and fuck till you bust a nut. Once accomplished, you will receive a cash reward in the amount of $800

Do you do it?

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Why the fuck not.

I fuck it

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Nah, I'm not into black chicks

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Wtf man? Use a condom aids is bad enough we don't need another std going around

no. I will not get oral from this penguin

Nigger that's horse puss.

I'd do it for free. Hell, I'd pay to do it. A rancher could make a killing if he opened up a "mare brothel" in a state where bestiality is A-OK in the law's eye.

That doesn't feel as good. It's clean bro

I might even do it for free. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not into horse pussy, but I haven't had sex in 7 years, I barely remember what pussy feels like. I just wanna feel that warm wetness again.

Will ANY evidence remain of the deed? If not, then yes.

Do I get paid every time I cum? Cause I'd keep doing it...

mares are great wish I could afford one.

It's just a vagina.

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I mean...really? A killing? How much would you pay to fuck a horse? I mean I'd do it. For like, 20 bucks at the most though. I can go to a strip club for any more than that, feel on some real women and then come home and jerk off with stripper perfume still on me. That's better than horse pussy.

wich one OP?

>jerking off with stripper perfume still on you
>fucking a horse

Are those really the only two options life had given you, user?

>jerking off sad and alone in my house like a faggot is better than pussy

Outed yourself as a huge fucking retard. Time to KYS.

Uh no. Horse pussy is better than some diseased whore's thigh.

You hold a good point but does it count if the strippers dead?

Hell yeah

I'd do it for free

Nice.

No jackass, I'm just saying, regarding the sexual things I can do with money, I'd rather go to a strip club than fuck a horse.

Oh, yeah, I'm a retard. You're talking about fucking a HORSE, you moron. Rape is more acceptable than that.

Fuck off alt right faggot

Rarity?

Why is this even a fucking question? Its basically free money

Horse. horse pussy is warmer also.

What are you? Fucking gay?

Like a mad bitch, user. You're like a mad bitch.

More.

What a beauty. I'm sure this feels better than human vagina. Imagine those lips closing in your dick as you throw back and fourth. Must feel like heaven.

Probably like sticking your dick in a far of mayonnaise

For real? How bout you go ask 100 random people which is better, jacking off or fucking a horse.

Rape is not more acceptable than willing horse vagina you god damn sociopath.

Rape > Fucking a Horse pussy.

ok

What a beauty. I'm sure this feels better than human vagina. Imagine those lips closing in your dick as you throw back and fourth. Must feel like heaven.

Probably like sticking your dick in a jar of mayonnaise

Ye boi

As you throb*

>thinks 100 random people would choose sex with an animal over masturbation

That's when you know you are in too deep

Fucking a horse sounds better than jerking off you fucking retard. If those are the only options than I'll take the horse

>Argues because of zoofilia and strange people
>In Sup Forums

Anyone got any Gif/webm of fucking female mare pussy

I bet your horse friendzones you, faggot

It's really only the sexually deprived that start seeing things like horses and children as viable sex options.

When you think of it that way, aren't women really to blame for pedophilia and bestiality? Some men go their entire lives without sex with a woman. Of course they will find alternatives. Nature must take a path.

Even worse, he said he'd rather jack off to the smell of their perfume still on him

You should calm.

Not that hard to find on the internet. Last time I posted photos I got a ban.

Dude, that can't be a very large percentage of people who have never had sex with anyone over a lifetime.

Why? It isn't even illegal in all of the US lol. Fucking mods

post moar like this

But I'm sure there are a very large percentage of people who've only done it once or twice.

It maybe is in Netherlands.

No, because I can't ejaculate unless I use my own hand.

Children are NEVER the answer. There is always someone for someone out there... Hot guy for hot girl... Midget guy for midget girl... Disabled guy for disabled girl... Obese guy for obese girl... Etc. There's always someone.

Horses... Well they're just horses and they probably like it.

This

He's gotten so lonely instead of getting laid he goes to strip clubs and smells the strippers there.

'Murica should REALLY legalize prostitution, no bullshit no beating around the bush, pay for your fuck and get out. No wining and dining and games. Rape would go down and woman will have to make themselves useful again considering the only commodity that have is put up on the market with a competitive prices tag.

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Objectively false? Plenty of zoophiles/pedophiles have had sex with their preferred partners before and still be those things. Also, there are female zoophiles/pedophiles.

Probs because mods are a bunch of kids. Wasn't even bestiality I was posting, just regular photos of horse dicks.

That would mean women can have a job doing basically nothing. There will be more women millionares making 150 bucks an hour... And the men will stay making shit wages.

I love me some farm girls. So submissive and if they're willing to fuck a horse, you know they're willing to do anything else in bed.

True. At least not on the reg

So? Pornographic "actresses" already do that.
Stacy down the street is gonna have to quit the bullshit and games and learn how to cook/clean/be a proper woman when you can just buy the only thing she has going for her presently.

And before you argue "Then all women will just be stupid useless sluts who get paid for nothing" they already do. The only difference is our uglys muggs could finally get laid without all the bullshit.

>$800
fuck no

yep

$800 to fuck a nigger, no thanks

because pornstars and strippers dont already do this...
legal prostitution is 1000x better than homos like you (illegally) fucking horses and kids

Absolutely

Not to contribute to the Neckbeardian misogyny circle jerk, but has anyone noticed how greatly the odds are stacked toward women in the workplace?

If a place of employment has a male manager, he will bend over for his female employees while the males struggle. The female can be rude, bossy and a total bitch, and do next to nothing, and not a word is said. The male employee is expected to be optimal and efficient, and pick up the female's work when she is behind, which she always is because she doesn't work.

If you have a female manager, she will work the men like dogs and go easy on the females because "men are supposed to work harder", and this is totally fine and not considered sexism or illegal discrimination.

What the fuck?

i wouldnt do it for 8,000 fucking 800

That's only found in retail and fact food cuck king jobs, work for a mom and pop store or get a trade job where there's no women and bants are plentiful.

none of that is true on the whole

That's a rare picture of the supposedly extinct Negroid Bastard Snapping Turtle thought to have lived in the nigger holes in the south

I would pay $800 to do that

faggots

>putting your wee wee in a bagoo is gay

Can I at least kiss her first?

Homos?

The thread's about fucking a mare. Sounds like a straight people disfunction to me.

Prostitution and bestiality are fine tho

Actually, in Australia they recently had to pause a policy that made hiring and promotions gender neutral. No names or gender in the resumes considered for hiring.

They put it in place so women wouldn't be discriminated against by sexist managers. Instead, males saw a bump in treatment and women fell back.

They put a hold on the policy and said, "It was supposed to go the other way around!"

You guys are goin to jail

Do what?

Youre tall af bro

Both, repeatedly

>his country doesn't allow horse tom foolery

I've fucked black girls before for free.

Is do it for 20

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>Youre tall af bro
It's called a small horse

Weird typically op is the one being a fag

>horses want to get banged non-stop every 3 weeks
>human cunts lie and steal half your shit as soon as possible

hell yeah. lost my virginity to a mare

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literally a farm a couple blocks down with horses. should i go out one night and try or should i say fuck it and keep my life?

and get kicked by the horse hell no

So I get $800 every time I bust a nut raw in sweet Mare pussy?

Get me a beer, a pack of boner pills and 3 bottles of Gatorade.

I'm going until we're both sore.