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Risk thread
Make my color brown, name me ISIS Global Caliphate and set me up in London.
>Aboriginal Expeditionary Force
>Orange
>Madrid
Make me pink, name me New Europe, and set me up in Sicily/Lower Naples
>Canada
>Iceland
>light Blue
how many to start?
>Germany
>Red
>4th Reich
>bottom right
>violet
>syrup
Don't know much geography
how are you guys doing tonight?
I had a fight with my mother who was defending Hillary, so not great
want to ally
I didn't know canadians were that invested in US politics
I discovered that going to University will probably ruin me and I'm not sure I'll even get a job after getting my degree.
I don't know what to do. I have severe anxiety and stress from all of this. I'm staying up late, getting barely any sleep and I can't focus on anything.
I just want to live and work, Sup Forums. I just want a job.
It's lonely up here with only weed and meese. Plus my family is American.
>Green
>Start in Moscow
>Russian Empire
What are you doing man?
>not learning how to weld
enjoy not getting $15 starting and up to $250,000 a year
Provincial and Federal...
Too much to follow.
Computer Science. Not doing so well. Will probably get btfo by Indians.
Weld what?
Actually deal me out, my sleep medication is kicking in and I won't be around soon.
sorry senpai I'm leaving. Idk these rules in these threads but you can have my territory if thats possible.
weld metal, you dip
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE BE A TRADIE
pathetic
Round 1
put your bonus in your name or I won't count it.
Why would I weld metal?
>start in sicily and south naples
>north naples
other than that
move north to firenze and capture rome if possible
Grab Valencia and then Barcelona. Spills towards Bilbao and Sevilla
High pay. Are you any good at programming?
deal me out senpai I was isis global caliphate.
Expand to the potato.
Reinforce land in Iceland. Spill goes to Norway.
money my lad
tons of opportunities too, with all the jobs moving here from china
Expand around myself
I'm not a ""good"" programmer. I'm just the average programmer. Nothing special. I can do what it needs to be done, I guess.
Not my thing.
THE MEME CALIPHATE HAS ARRIVED
START ME IN SWEDEN FOR OBVIOUS REASONS
Starting in Damascus
Any color
Vlad's army
Take Haifa
Start in Budapest
>Volvo Republic
>Teal
acknowledge pali OP
Well programming is a pretty open market. I suggest getting practice and working for a big company. It's not high-paying, and it sucks out your soul, but it's a decent living, and not too fancy.
you don't get to pick and choose lad
either welding or physical labor
otherwise you have to go to college
it sucks
get out please
barely even minimum wage
Go fuck yourself you whiny faggot.
>starting 20 minutes late
I propose a NAP
how about an alliance
sure
I guess decent living isn't the right way to put it. Honest hard work would be more accurate, though I'm not an authority on the topic.
>omg you joined a game right as it starts when it lasts hours!!!1!1!!! I hate competition! I can't win that way!!!1!!
YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE
OP PUT ME IN STOCKHOLM AND REV UP THOSE MUSSELMEN
>inb4 0
Kek I've played with you before..i was corn
MUPDATE WHEN
Red
Switzerland Germany litchenstine Austria
4th reich
>two zeros
spoopy
I can't really roll until the new map gets posted so until then I shitpost. Unless you wanna be a cuck and count my first post as my roll which was 44 dubs.
ayy my nigga corn, what's up
>claiming 1/8th of Europe
get out
somebody already did it you unoriginal queer
Round 2
Latecomers still welcome :^)
I was waiting for Germany to roll.
If 4th Reich doesn't roll then just take over for them.
Move North to St Petersburg.
Start in Istanbul
Byzantine Emperor
Purple
push through firenze to milan
Take bairut haifa and tel aviv
Spills reinforce the east
pali :)
added.
Get Bilbao, Sevilla and then Gibraltar. Spills Toulose
INVADE MEMES
Expand downwards towards oil
Fill and spill into Austria
It's going well im about to fuck up some whiny pink fag in Italy.
Rolled.
check this pali
+2
Checked
DEFEND AGAINST CANADAMAN, DEFEAT HIM IF POSSIBLE
YOU MADMAN
wew
my gets are always so shitty lmao
corn can attest to this
>DUBS WHEN IM NOT ROLLING
IT
ALWAYS
HAPPENS
check'd
too bad it wasn't during your roll :^)
checked
but check this
Where are you going to expand? I'm going to be spreading the Dreamtime into France so I'd appreciate if you left that for me
fug
Kek that's how it always works
double fug
Wow.
i get savoy and switz, you get rest
checked
wew lad
3750573
please count this pali get op
>all these gets
I swear the mods troll these threads
Round 3
How am I supposed to add territories if you don't tell me where to add them?
check'd
Take St Petersburg
Take Gibraltar then Toulose and Bordeax
Fill the city in Austria then go towards Czechoslovakia
move east to austria and croatia to cut off the huns
get venezia if possible
wew
EXTERMINATE THE MEMES
spill goes into norway
for life
push le weedman back into his SHITTY SYRUP SUCKING WEED PALACE
Expand towards Mecca and Medina
check dat Pali, spill up to that 'Wheat' in France
...
EAT SHIT AND DIE
CHECK MY 848
check this your palis are shit
This went from a risk thread to a help a sad college student thread to a get thread to memes
Can I jump in?
If so
Finland
any color is fine
Al-Shabaab