Risk thread

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Make my color brown, name me ISIS Global Caliphate and set me up in London.

>Aboriginal Expeditionary Force
>Orange
>Madrid

Make me pink, name me New Europe, and set me up in Sicily/Lower Naples

>Canada
>Iceland
>light Blue

how many to start?

>Germany
>Red
>4th Reich

>bottom right
>violet
>syrup

Don't know much geography

how are you guys doing tonight?

I had a fight with my mother who was defending Hillary, so not great

want to ally

I didn't know canadians were that invested in US politics

I discovered that going to University will probably ruin me and I'm not sure I'll even get a job after getting my degree.

I don't know what to do. I have severe anxiety and stress from all of this. I'm staying up late, getting barely any sleep and I can't focus on anything.

I just want to live and work, Sup Forums. I just want a job.

It's lonely up here with only weed and meese. Plus my family is American.

>Green
>Start in Moscow
>Russian Empire

What are you doing man?

>not learning how to weld
enjoy not getting $15 starting and up to $250,000 a year

Provincial and Federal...
Too much to follow.

Computer Science. Not doing so well. Will probably get btfo by Indians.

Weld what?

Actually deal me out, my sleep medication is kicking in and I won't be around soon.
sorry senpai I'm leaving. Idk these rules in these threads but you can have my territory if thats possible.

weld metal, you dip

>P..P..P..P-PLEASE BE A TRADIE
pathetic

Round 1

put your bonus in your name or I won't count it.

Why would I weld metal?

>start in sicily and south naples
>north naples

other than that
move north to firenze and capture rome if possible

Grab Valencia and then Barcelona. Spills towards Bilbao and Sevilla

High pay. Are you any good at programming?

deal me out senpai I was isis global caliphate.

Expand to the potato.

Reinforce land in Iceland. Spill goes to Norway.

money my lad
tons of opportunities too, with all the jobs moving here from china

Expand around myself

I'm not a ""good"" programmer. I'm just the average programmer. Nothing special. I can do what it needs to be done, I guess.

Not my thing.

THE MEME CALIPHATE HAS ARRIVED

START ME IN SWEDEN FOR OBVIOUS REASONS

Starting in Damascus
Any color
Vlad's army
Take Haifa

Start in Budapest
>Volvo Republic
>Teal

acknowledge pali OP

Well programming is a pretty open market. I suggest getting practice and working for a big company. It's not high-paying, and it sucks out your soul, but it's a decent living, and not too fancy.

you don't get to pick and choose lad
either welding or physical labor
otherwise you have to go to college
it sucks
get out please

barely even minimum wage

Go fuck yourself you whiny faggot.

>starting 20 minutes late

I propose a NAP

how about an alliance

sure

I guess decent living isn't the right way to put it. Honest hard work would be more accurate, though I'm not an authority on the topic.

>omg you joined a game right as it starts when it lasts hours!!!1!1!!! I hate competition! I can't win that way!!!1!!

YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE

OP PUT ME IN STOCKHOLM AND REV UP THOSE MUSSELMEN

>inb4 0

Kek I've played with you before..i was corn

MUPDATE WHEN

Red
Switzerland Germany litchenstine Austria
4th reich

>two zeros

spoopy

I can't really roll until the new map gets posted so until then I shitpost. Unless you wanna be a cuck and count my first post as my roll which was 44 dubs.

ayy my nigga corn, what's up

>claiming 1/8th of Europe
get out

somebody already did it you unoriginal queer

Round 2

Latecomers still welcome :^)

I was waiting for Germany to roll.

If 4th Reich doesn't roll then just take over for them.

Move North to St Petersburg.

Start in Istanbul
Byzantine Emperor
Purple

push through firenze to milan

Take bairut haifa and tel aviv
Spills reinforce the east

pali :)

added.

Get Bilbao, Sevilla and then Gibraltar. Spills Toulose

INVADE MEMES

Expand downwards towards oil

Fill and spill into Austria
It's going well im about to fuck up some whiny pink fag in Italy.

Rolled.

check this pali

+2

Checked

DEFEND AGAINST CANADAMAN, DEFEAT HIM IF POSSIBLE

YOU MADMAN

wew

my gets are always so shitty lmao

corn can attest to this

>DUBS WHEN IM NOT ROLLING

IT

ALWAYS

HAPPENS

check'd

too bad it wasn't during your roll :^)

checked
but check this

Where are you going to expand? I'm going to be spreading the Dreamtime into France so I'd appreciate if you left that for me

fug

Kek that's how it always works

double fug

Wow.

i get savoy and switz, you get rest
checked

wew lad
3750573
please count this pali get op

>all these gets

I swear the mods troll these threads

Round 3

How am I supposed to add territories if you don't tell me where to add them?

check'd

Take St Petersburg

Take Gibraltar then Toulose and Bordeax

Fill the city in Austria then go towards Czechoslovakia

move east to austria and croatia to cut off the huns
get venezia if possible

wew

EXTERMINATE THE MEMES

spill goes into norway

for life

push le weedman back into his SHITTY SYRUP SUCKING WEED PALACE

Expand towards Mecca and Medina

check dat Pali, spill up to that 'Wheat' in France

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EAT SHIT AND DIE

CHECK MY 848

check this your palis are shit

This went from a risk thread to a help a sad college student thread to a get thread to memes

Can I jump in?

If so
Finland
any color is fine
Al-Shabaab