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That's what everyone thinks when they first keng mental.

Oh wow are they wrong.

The number of chao keng kias is too damn high. And fucking everyone's kenging suicide and depression.

Seeing all these idiots actually cured my suicidality and depression.

Fucking retards.

I CAN FUCKING HEAR THEM BROS

Well, I'm not suicidal anymore. Just homicidal. I hate even admitting it. I feel sick. My obsession with death is completely out of control.

WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK!

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wtf is all this shit i just came here for porn

HOW DO WE STOP THEM BROS

find them then burn them in there sleep

I'm too afraid to. That "help" is why I'm this way now. I fought the police when they tried to put me in the psych ward because I knew it would fuck me up. I can't trust anyone.

Good. Become a marine to further those tendencies. Show that guy who sniped 60 fucks in a Texas university in the 60s who the real motherfucker is.

being a furfag aint helping your problems, fgt

That is nice, more ass pics?

Requesting vixens because it's fox friday

I've always thought to myself that the ones who are really affected by these things are the ones who not only refuse to seek help, but also outright reject it.

That's why I don't trust anyone who takes medical leave on "suicidal tendencies".

Fucking worthless idiots.

>reddit spacing

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nani did you just say about me you little baka desu? watashi'll have you know watashi graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and watashi have been involved in numerous secret raids on haters of anime, and watashi have over san hyaku confirmed kiru desu. watashi wa trained in anime warfare and watashi wa the top otaku in all of Nihon desu. you are nothing to watashi but just another targetto desu. watashi will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sekai, mark my fucking words desu. you think you can get away with that shit to me over the internet desu? Think again, baka desu. As we speak, watashi wa contacting my secret network of spies across all of Nihon and your IP is being trace right now so you better prepare for the storm, baka desu. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life desu. You're fucking dead, baka desu. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can kill you in over nana hyaku ways, and that's just with my bare hands desu. Not only am watashi extensively trained in unarmed combat, but watashi have access to the entire arsenal of the Nihongo's anime and watashi will use it to its full extent to wipe your baka ass off the face of the continent, you little baka desu. If only you could have know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dakimakura desu. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn baka desu. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it desu. You're fucking dead, baka desu.

Should I buy bloodbourne or Nioh next for my ps4? Bloodbourne is cheaper but I've already played it and Nioh is more expensive but I've never touched it.

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I think nioh. Just because I've heard it's a bretty good game. I mostly play shit like arma and squad, so not really up my ally, but I'll bet you'll like it.

No. I don't like shooters. Serial killers are my favorite.

Tell me something I don't know.

I guess. It's just hard to cope with these thoughts. Who could you possibly tell? It's different than being suicidal.

Thx

The first question you should answer is why the блин you would even want to tell.

Well you've got good taste in furry porn artists so you've got that going for you

Who was that guy that dressed up as a clown and killed a shit ton of people in the 70s? People like that? I would rather have a higher body count than style points.

Yeah I've heard the same about the game plus I'd like to play something new but I will eventually get bloodbourne again.

Help i drank too much and now my dick won't stay hard enough to whack it

Because I don't like having these thoughts. I'm afraid of myself, but afraid of what others would do if I told them. I don't want to go back to that place. But if I didn't tell anyone than I could literally become the next Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm not your typical edgelord.

Thanks.

John Wayne Gacy. He was the one that started my obsession with serial killers, thanks to the band Acid Bath who used one of his actual paintings while he was on death row as an album cover.

>birbs only anatomicly have one hole and I don't see ass hole
Is that shit or jizz?

bruh when did you start expecting anatomical correctness from your fucking furry porn

Yeah I heard about him. What about death cults? Like Charles manson?

You'll find that everything you think about you thought because you like them.

Just imagining one of the two gets me hard because I'm a sick fuck when it comes to birbs.

Meh. Not as interesting. I like hearing about rape, torture, murder, and dismemberment.

Not really. They only fueled my obsession.

good enough for me, have some more birb

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You like gore don't you. Also, what's your stance on pedos? A serial killer that only kills other sick fucks that have it coming would be fucking cool.

uh oh looks like it's not a cloaca after all

Ohhh my god. These are getting saved. I seriously don't think that stuff coming from his dick the. Way to much.

>A serial killer that only kills other sick fucks that have it coming would be fucking cool.
Unfortunately he died in 1953.

>butt it's still anal tho.....

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Who was that? Interesting.

Specifically because I can relate to them. Gacy and his fucked up childhood, Dahmer and his loneliness and how he used his victims afterwards.

I liked gore before I was into necro, so yes. I don't care much, but that does fuel my power fantasy. The Killer of Killers is what I want to be. Who would be scarier than a serial killer who preys on other serial killers?

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speaking of saving

do you have any tips for hiding your porn folder

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I don't want anybody stumbling across my rapidly expanding collection

Fuck. Well maybe only a little then. I don't think I could continuously bust a nut throughout an hour long pumping section with my girl.

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I kinda want a Furby.

You get a password protected folder. Google it. I keep my fetish shit off my computer behind two different passwords on my phone, which will erase every thing after third try.

You would basically be the real life jigsaw, but only for murderers, rapists, and pesos. Fuckin a man.

I keep a handful of CP and necro pics.

PGP-encrypted, 4096-bit RSA.

Good shit

Is this not the plot of Dexter

be careful dude,you're playing with fire

Hey man... uhh u got any more of them ass pics? I'll take that and a large Boneless Pizza.

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It's just a dumb fantasy tho. I would hate to be a serial killer. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

I don't roll with that kinda shit. Where would you even get that? The dank when?
>inb4 fbi

The laptop it's stored on has 3 16-character passwords, each for unlocking each of the 2 hard drives and the last to power on the machine itself.

When I pass border security there's a setting in the BIOS I can set that causes it to intentionally BSoD upon boot so I can claim that it's broken in case Big Brother wants to check.

yeah jfc i'm trying to avoid getting ousted as a furfag not avoid getting nailed by the fucken fbi

coming right up

It's like being a soldier. You only kill people that have it coming like Batman but not a pussy.

Occasionally they're posted here on Sup Forums but they get deleted by janitors within minutes.

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Don't the posters get arrested? It's a fucking felony.

I wouldn't be able to do it. And if I ever did kill someone, it wouldn't be planned. It would just be me going insane out of loneliness, and doing it on impulse.

Im not really into jizz, mostly ass. But nice pic.

I see, looks like you're fucking genius, I'm not in that but I hope you're never caught

nice reaction too.

That's sad m a n. I got feels for u.

4 u

I wouldn't know but my guess is no.

Whoever the felony was reported to needs to have some kind of working relationship with your ISP in order to even have a chance at getting your address or particulars.

If you're in Russia or whatever and if 4chin reports your CP to the FBI, then you have fuck all to worry about.

That was my old laptop. My new laptop is a similar model but I haven't gotten around to BigBrother-proofing it. Haven't had time due to the nature of my job, and it's unlikely to get checked anyway since it never leaves the house, again due to the nature of my job.

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FUCK DIESE SELTSAME DUMME SCHWULE KREBS PELZ STIER SCHEIßE

Fucking a

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Чyвaк, иди нaхyи.

Got any face sits?

Don't make us beat your ass a third time hans.

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let me guest your job, IT security??

do you believe in this dude?

not much

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Du bist mehr Krebs als der fuß des Elefanten

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Still good, whose art is This? God damn.

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i hate you all

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No, I'm a military logistician.

I don't believe it, but I'll take it with a grain of salt and call it plausible.

Anything is possible if your computer is running on non-free software. You can really only be truly safe if you can verify every piece of silicon and every line of code that is utilised and executed in your electronics.

But that's some RMS-level paranoia. I'm not sure if I care if the US knows what I'm doing, I believe it's highly unlikely I'll get caught.

I'm not even within direct jurisdiction of the NSA or whatever. If the NSA was willing to catch me doing something, then you can bet your ass there would be a lot more people within the NSA's direct jurisdiction (ie, people within the US) getting caught for worse things than downloading CP.

TLDR; I think it's possible, but I don't care. I can do whatever the fuck I want as long as I don't get caught, and I'm the last person to get caught for doing the things I do.

Any more ass pics?

Sag ihnen, dass sie Krebs sind

What is the job of a military logistican?

Depends on which military you're in, which branch of it, which formation of it, which unit of it, and which company of it.

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There's probably more if you follow that link but I'm finally sober enough to keep my dick hard so attending to that is my main priority right now

What branch are you in? Me first: ensign, navy.