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"I'm the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work" edition

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Seduce Me Tonight edition
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this one won by 49 seconds

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holy fuck
>1971
HOLY FUCK

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What's that piece played by the strings on the second half? I has to be from some composer; Ulver also used it in Perdition City

how do we deal with the new-man problem?

Man, that is some ok early Sabbath worship

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Stop talking about it

rec some 2017 slam

PUSSY TIGHT!
TONIGHT!
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Spit out the booooone

>you realize doom metal isn't actually metal but buttrock

How do I stop being obsessed with thumbnails of hot girls on YouTube who leave comments on kvlt black metal tracks?

grow a dick

Halo On Fire is objectively the best song from that record.

listen to glam

get into traps

Sup /metal/, what are you blastin' right now?

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the german Voivod

"runaway goils" hehehehehehe

Not that guy, but Halo on Fire was the best rock song on that album. Spit Out the Bone was the best thrash song on it.

>Def leppard is the only metal band my father likes
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Halo on Fire feels like a Godly mix of FtB and The Unforgiven

>posts their pop rock stuff
your dad is gay lol

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MY GIRLFRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND
SHE'S MY GIRL TOO

>metal

>fried cpu
metal for this feel

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he even has hysteria on vinyl lmao

wew lad
you sure you aren't his wife's son?

>you sure you aren't his wife's son?
er dude

DUDE

Excuse me, nigga?

:-DDD shroobs

>you sure you aren't his wife's son?
at this point i don't know, he told me yesterday that alice cooper is too heavy, kek
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>get into an argument with my dad over King Diamond being better than Alice Cooper
>he literally and unironically brings up sales as a valid argument to say Alice Cooper is better
Why the fuck is my dad such a normalfag

redpill me on death metal

Easiest way to spot a nu-male is if they listen to death metal

That's what happens when you like meme rock
what the fuck are you even asking of us

>ywn hear King Diamond music with Alice Cooper doing the vocals
fuck!

BASED DAD, Alice Cooper is way better than kingkong diamond

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Thank fuck
t. meme lover

What was that one album cover with a bunch of robes dudes surrounding a naked slut being burned at the stake and they had long snake penises protruding from their robes?

easiest way to spot a numale is someone that bashes death metal
>I can't understand what they're saying and they all sound they same you guys

Is Sammy Hagar /metal/ approved?
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no buttrock allowed

t. nu-male

when did he drop the deadbeats

t. new mail

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DEATH TO ALL BUTTMETAL

come on, son!
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non worth it

Trve metal 4ever
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check the channel, go crazy

yes!
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I'm not sure what's real and what's a joke anymore.

>tfw you can finally afford an artist

Me neither
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what are some albums that aren't on youtube

Fuck you nigger Alice Cooper IS better than King Diamond

My dissoshit BM demo tape

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The snake penises sound like AlNamrood's latest, but the rest I think you're just confusing with several almost identical covers

You will literally never be as happy as Papa Tom

>afford an artist
yes I'll have one artist please, to go

Your dad has patrician taste. Trash and Hysteria are among my fav records. The former for melodies, the latter for production.

dontcha dontcha dontcha mean children of bodom
(also it's serpentine something)

What's that CoB album called that's three words, two adjectives and a noun and they seem like they were all randomly pulled out of a hat

Hatebreeder

relentless,reckless forever

Are CoB and DM secretly the same band?

What's that one Rise of the Northstar album with an anime character on the cover?

Post old album covers that look like they could be made today
>all-over print t-shirt
>studded biker jacket
>minimalist photo
>2sad4u pose
The only thing that gives it away is fluffy hair and the band logo (remember kids, logos are consumerism and hipsters don't like them)

It goes so well with the indie-influenced cover arts of this decade that are a sort of rebellious stance against the metal "status quo"; like a meta-rebellious stance. This could have been the cover art for some random atmoshit sludge with clean, soft vocals

What's that Iron Maiden album with a zombie on the cover? pls halp

shit thread

Dance of Death

Well I'd say the good illustrations like this are pretty rare today though
Van Halen's 1984 reminds me heavily of this cover btw

Eddie is all the covers moron

good job

????

His interviews are so cheery

Yes that's Eddie

what does /meal/ think of the rumors of Chuck Schuldiner having sex with a member of Slaughter back when he played with them?

I thought it was Cynic

they even wrote a song about it
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>"rumors"

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There

ed giving head

No, that's one of the guys from Running Wild

AOTY

Masvidal was his boyfriend.

>tfw dad only listens to bands like Cactus, Fleetwood Mac, Hawkwind, Moody Blues, Mountain and Slade

What if your dad was posting in these very threads hehehe