Why am i having suicidal thoughts

why am i having suicidal thoughts

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Problems with how much dopamine your brain releases.

Stop that.

you mastrubate too much

What about me?

I am not suicidal but lately I feel so down where I find nothing interesting at all in life. Just feeling like a lonely soul

Are you an alcoholic?

Find a purpose in life, and go for it. A job, college, losing weight or getting buffed, whatever.

You're just depressed then. Anything change in your life that could cause it?

>Anything change in your life that could cause it?
I am just a loner who hardly has many friends and am getting older.

I don't wanna reach 30 and not have accomplished anything :(


>Are you an alcoholic?
no I have never drunk and don't wanna

Being secluded to yourself can develop depression like what your experiencing. Try and get out there to be busy. Anything. Work, school, working out, or make plans with friends.

Sounds like ayou're having an existential crisis.

>make plans with friends

Because no good movies came out this tear

to be honest if i were a dumb frogposter i'd probably want to kill myself also

Then make friends. Just don't be afraid of rejection and it will turn out fine. My way of making friends is being that annoying fag that tags along until they accept me in their social group. Works 80% of the time.

There hasn't been a good banepost in over a year. Sup Forums didn't even get the Bill Wilson April Fools name.

This.

The Germanwings crash was our magnum opus, it's all downhill from here.

how do you guys like my pepe?

We need Gillen, Hardy, or Nolan to die tbqh

Failing that, one of the presidential candidates outright referencing Baneposting could rejuvenate the meme.

Not too good, but it's alright for a first try! Keep trying and it will improve soon enough bro, you will be making rare Pepes in no time!

that took me 8 hours

Not only die, they need to die in a plane crash

thanks!
you're not me. It actually took like 20 mins.

Just smoke some weed. You'll feel better.

I'm lonely, all I want is some friends and a relationship.

:(

but we're your friends, user!

if you're like me its because you're 24, just starting college, and still have your horrible procrastinating tendencies from high school.

kys

t-thanks

no don't

Alright, listen to this completely random stranger on a Sup Forums forum that's not really about television & film, you need to GO OUT AND TALK TO PEOPLE. Hear me? GO OUT, AND TALK TO PEOPLE. Fear is psychological. You have no fear. You are a fucking god, go out there, talk to some people. You will make friends. Then ask then how do you think you can improve your apperance. You are probably ugly or fat if you post here so GO TO A GYM or GET A HAIRCUT or something then GO OUT AND TALK TO PEOPLE again and you will get a gf in no time, trust me.

>just starting college
Chances you are your depression is going to go away soon. Or get fucking worse, but let's just hope it goes the other way. It all depends on you, be social and try to fit in.

All suicide is altruistic if you really think about it. Your brain is telling you to off yourself because the human genepool doesn't need you. Mental illness is in fact a very undesirable trait.

I'm not ugly or fat, I'm going to college next month, it's just been a long summer.

suicide is for pussies

I too feel without a purpose in a shit society

>tfw transgirl, thankfully pass +more
>but tfw I have missed growing up with girls during my childhood
>tfw I have no clue how to live as one or make friends as one because I've lived as a male until the past year

Fuck it all.

Just be yourself, you don't need to act like a typical girl because you are a girl now, jesus. In fact you should never change your personality no matter what, because it's what make you, well, you.

Watch more movies about cute girls doing cute things.

Ok. I'm a weirdo sci-fi loving, graphic novel loving film student drama geek bitch. I got it.

Femanon here, anyone want a vocaroo to cheer you up?

How do I know you're not a boy with a girly voice? Cause that's what I'm hoping for.

Your a hamplanet aren't you?

Do it.

>Femanon here
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Tfw 20th birthday today and dad called me a sicko virgin

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Well could be worse. My dad told me he never wanted me and that I was a burden to him.

Say, " ill suck your cock paul"

Thanks in advance

Your dad sounds like hell of a cool guy. What's his favorite movie?

You have faped to much so your body is like
>Youre good! You have spread you genes far enough and impregnated millions of females. time to end it

Whoa

I just came across this in my pictures folder and couldn't stop laughing. This was a real thing that happened.

You guys got any pictures that you never get to post that make you smile?

A bug's life

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I kind of want you to die after posting that, maybe your father is right.

You're a sad sack

i can't believe this is real

I never said he was wrong

>tfw the future is going to be awful for everyone as our society continues to implode and the health of the planet deteriorates

Why do I want to be around for this?

Because you haven't joined your local right wing death squad in preparation for the cultural revolution and return of nationalism to your country to finally put those hedonistic, degenerate leftists who have led western civilisation on the path of nihilism for too long.

Hitler's work isn't done, and the far right is making its triumphant return. How are commies even going to compete?

You better be on the right side of the war, kid. There will be no mercy given. Reclaim your countries from rampant leftist degeneracy and totalitarianism that has led to your cultural suppression. Become glorious again and restore might to your people. You are about to live through the cultural revolution of our lifetime. Get involved with right wing book clubs, meetings and organisations. Don't join the homosexuals over at ANTIFA or you'll get your head bludgeoned in by the masculinity of the right

I just want a boyfriend, to kiss and hold, run my hands through his hair, have amazing sex with, do cool things with.

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>Not wanting to live in a cyberpunk dystopia

This one never fails to make me laugh

Dunno probably shitty nutrition.

Also probably a belief that you are powerless in regardless to moving in the direction in life that you want and the only real thing in your control is on/off button on your life. You can change that belief but it's a process.

Anyone else remember these?

>Although crisis hotlines are common, there is little evidence for their effectiveness.

Really makes you think.

Same. Are you gay too or a femanon?

What's wrong with women, user?

Implying we will have the time to even see that kind of world with the rate thing are going

Gay

Go watch Genocyber, then think about how great it is to not live in that shit hole of a world

>happy people laying it on thick
innit

they suck doo doo

It'll be fine, things always are. :^)

My phones are broken and I can't watch moobies

What do you want Sup Forums? What would you like to be?

>Two months ago today my wife of over a decade confessed to me that she was cheating on me (for the second time I might add). I asked her to choose between him and me (surely she would choose her longtime husband over a 2 month flame, right?), and she chose him.
Top cuck

i got the same issue.
if you full screen it it works tho

I have a better question,

why have my cums the past few days been with zero pleasure? Like, I get the urge to fap, watch some porn and do and then when I cum it's just numbness for the past two or three days.

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Damn you and your optimism mr puppers

My orgasms have gotten better, I shoot buckets, I moan loudly, collapse, catch my breath and stroke my cock and push myself into ecstasy, some times I cum again right after.

Oh my god it gets better
> Rather than send me to a psych ward for evaluation, the police charged me with domestic battery and sent me to county jail. They put me on suicide watch, which is essentially being locked up butt naked in a cold concrete cage with blinding fluorescent lights active 24/7 and nothing but a toilet, a water fountain, and a thin cot. The cell's only other feature was a giant window so that the CO could check to make sure I was still breathing, but it was mostly used by other inmates to taunt me.

To have a grand adventure that saves the world

Your brain stopped making the chemicals that once made you feel good for some reason

I know it's cliche, but I want to be that guy that has a normal job that makes me stressed, only to come home to a probably ungrateful wife and my annoying children. That's it. A job, a wife, and children. I don't need anything else. That's how I want my life, and that's how I want to die. Pathetic, isn't it? Even more pathetic is the fact that I'm not even sure I could get even that.

The world is a beautiful place worth fighting for.

I like to look back at old pics I've saved from previous threads. They kind of have a nostalgic value now. Sometimes I remember why I found them interesting/funny. Mostly they remind me of how much time has passed.

>be year 2050
>Chelsea Clinton is President, Donald Trump lost in 2016 cause election was rigged by the jews
>the US Mexico border has been open for decades, and spics have infested the country, but guaranteeing Democrats winning every election since 2016
>back to 2050, wake up in my tiny 250sq ft apartment
>Take my shitty driverless hover car to work, have to pay 50 shekels, barely what I made the day prior, to get there
>look out window, see thousands of spics, dirty muslims walking about filthy disgusting streets, hardly any white people, except for one being beaten by a group of sand niggers
>sigh
>Arrive at work and work shitty jew at office at hologram computer, while filthy niggers and womynz tell me I'm a white privileged sack of shit and need to be ashamed of myself for being male and oppressing everyone
>Tv goes on
>Government announces due to nigs being nigs and "muh patriarchy" that they must take drastic measures
>mfw it is announced that every white male must report to camps and be castrated for the betterment of society
>mfw humanity is finished, and all my parents had to do was vote Trump

Yeah, yeah I think I'd rather not live in one, thanks.

That's normal, sometimes masturbation just becomes routine. I can only cum buckets and feel real pleasure when I'm truly horny and that's like 3 times a week at best. Other times masturbate is just that quick wank to quickly feel good and rest.

It'll happen one day I'm sure. Just keep at it!

Will someone please be my qt gf?

>MUH POOR ANIMALS

LMao who seriously gives a shit? Are you an actual activist for animals or do you go out and actively do shit to preserve the lives of endangered species?

You are a piece of shit, my man.

youtu.be/A2PlAUzAFIU?t=36s

I mutter that I should kill myself on a daily basis, sometimes exclaiming it out-loud in private. But I'm far too selfish and interested in life to carry through, I think. Probably just an obsessive compulsion, something like tourettes... Right?