Hey guys, I need your help.
My dad is trying to get separated from my step mom and she says she won't leave. We live in an apartment and she literally uses her Christianity as an excuse to be a Bitch and so my dad moved out to his HQ of his company and refuses to come to the apartment. Problem is, we are Americans in Germany (I'm currently joining the US Army, gone in 3 months) so we can't just throw her on the street. So my Idea was to make her life as unbearable as possible to make her think it's her idea to leave, because otherwise she won't go. She's gone completely nuts in every aspect humanly possible. My dad gave me full permission to do whatever the fuck I want, I've already had random people sleep at the place and fucking demolished the kitchen with old food etc. But she's holding on like a motherfucker. So I can pretty much do whatever I want, so please just give me ideas..
Hey guys, I need your help
Leave a shit on the table and don't acknowledge it.
Does she ever leave the house?
Take her out somewhere for a few hours, while you're doing this have some people tag the shit out of it
yeah, she goes to church and exercises once a day..
Rape her
The thing is I can't fucking stand her. She treated me and my siblings like shit over the course of the last few years and I don't even talk to her at all..
My dad married an Indian for some fuckall reason, so no. Second of all I don't want to fuck my military career
Simply lock her out
While she's sleeping maybe?
If that doesn't work put pentagrams, candles, goat corpses, upside down crosses, dragon dildos etc. all over her room.
Yeah, but I don't want to listen to the doorbell for fucking all night...
pretend to be the anti christ or some shit. Whatever it is to scare her or make her uncomfortable. Hang upside down crosses everywhere, hang up pictures of satan etc
Fuck her and send pic
Just blast ghost music all day, it has a lot of satanic lyrics
What do you mean tag?
throw her from the stairs
As mentioned, I cannot do anything that will seriously get me in trouble
Remove or disable it.
Hide a small speaker somewhere and rig it to randomly play giggling or other noises randomly
Fucking her wont get you in trouble faggot
Disconnect that motherfucker!
put itching powder in her shampoo/soap
is she allergic to anything? try putting it in food/living area
fuck with her surroundings enough to get her to second guess everything she does in the house.
start to jerk off all around the place really loudly
ezpz
Funny story on that topic..
To spite this Bitch I got a school backpack with satanic symbols on it (looks cool as fuck, if you want I can post pic) and the fucking called up the church gang and tried to talk to me, because "they were worried"
Like put up graffiti and shit
good fuckin idea that.
pic
I know but she's disgusting
Do this.
Simple, burn her alive in her bed, sacrificing her to Satan
yeah I'm not that kind of guy haha..
Pic with timestamp.
> plant swastikas on her belongings.
>Call police.
People in Germany go to prison for that shit.
w8, it's in my car. Brb
Its easy op bring home a rodent or something that most people find scary and put it on her while she is sleeping
First of all: you seem to be a useless faggot.
Where is the problem? If she is out, change the lock. Then unplug the doorbell if she rings. It isnt that difficult.
Also: Ami, go home!
t. german
you can make that look like an accident
Boring.
put a severed horse's head in her bed
Lock her out. Invite homeless people to stay and sleep over and let them shoot up drugs in there. Leave the door open in the middle of the night so anyone can walk through. If Craigslist is a thing over there (or if there is something like it) put an ad online that basically says anyone is welcome to visit and stay and do whatever. Throw a huge as party in the apartment and demolish the area. Since it is an apartment, try to get the landlord to kick her out. Ruin her life by taking nudes of her and spreading them everywhere and posting an ad that lists her a some prostitute. Or do the one thing which is leave her there, and you and your dad can find an entirely new place. Ditch her.
No, we dont as long as we dont show it in public
If you cant make hear disappeaer you have to make her become enjoyable
paint it a whole bunch of random colors and designs
Put a load of fake drugs in her bed and do some damage to the walls and shit, also give your fist and head wounds and say you went on a mad drug trip
if she is so christian, you can make your house look cursed or some shit to scare her
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Take her out to get food then. Pull one out of her purse. Act surprised. Win.
Next?
Hahahaha
look if someone has a swastika here, they just laugh it off. Especially if a fucking Indian woman has it lol
she could have an 'accidental' fall down the stairs
just have a damn good alibi
To add onto this, destroy the church she goes to. That'll ruin her. Graffiti it or something. Get rid of her Bibles and crosses. Flood the apartment. Have your dad just stop paying for it and you and your dad can move out and leave her. If it's a step mom, file for a divorce? Have your dad cheat on her or something. Try to get her fired from work. Cut the brake lines on her car, but do it in a way so you won't get caught. Vandalize her car by smashing her windows in. Or do this, move everything of hers out of the apartment while she's gone and then lock her out so that it's only you and your own stuff.
Listen to him
Better solution. He needs to log into her facebook account and make racist comments, question the government, refugees etc. Then she would end up in jail.
burn her local church !!!
who rent the apartment on the papers? If its your dad only he can kick her out.
if its both move to a new apartment and refuse to pay for her apartment. make her pay for it.
if its only her name on the papers...move your own fucking ass out if you want something to change.
You're such a puss. It's obvious that the real problem is that you won't get assertive. Get shit handled, jack off loudly and start genuinely acting like you worship satan, you want her gone or not?
Shift every object in the house (including bed, tables, chairs, etc) one or two inches to the left/right and see how often she bumps into everything. Keep doing this. Or, place an object out in the open for her to see such as a fruit. Then, as the days go on, put the object in more personal areas such as moving it to her bed, her car, the place she works out, etc. It'll eventually drive her nuts. You could also look into psychologically conditioning someone and have fun with her that way.
I can't get her fired from work if she doesn't have a job. This woman is 44 years old and has never had a boyfriend, a job, anything. When my dad got together with her she was living with her parents. That is why she is holding on so bad. Her parents don't want to take her back because she is such a fuckup
well diddle my pickle this is actually real. Sucks to be you
How about you keep our depressing shit to yourself
He needs the divorce the bitch. And you and your dad need to move some place else, and leave her
He's in Germany. He is going to get fucked hard. Prenups don't matter and she has all the advantages.
Yeah but until then we are Fucked haha
this. thank you
you dad is the owner or just rent the apartment?
if your dad is the owner, yout dad can kick out her by a legal court
if your dad rent the appartment, he just terminate the contract with the owner, and move out to another appartment or house
Paint the walls black and then get actual goats blood and paint the walls with satanic shit using the blood. Put upside down crosses everywhere, and draw a pentagram on the floor with candles surrounding it. Your dad is legit giving you the free will to do whatever. You're a lucky man, and you have plenty of options to do what you think needs to be done to drive her insane. Also, jizz in a condom and put it in her coffee when you're able to. In fact, just keep putting cum filled condom in her food when she's not looking and disgust the hell out of her
where did you get it? I really like it.
Damn dude. I hope your papa figures this shit out. what the fuck!!!
Slip sleeping pills in her food and drink, just so she constantly goes to sleep and stops talking
Jack off and cum on everything. Everything. While she's there or not. Rail out some sluts in your parents room before you go to BCT. Last pussy you'll get for a bit. Disrespect your surroundings.
U are living in a movie
OP, I am giving you multiple paragraphs of things to do. Like I said, you have the free will to basically do ANYTHING you could ever want. You don't need our help with this, because I know that there are some fucked up things in your head that you could do but you're just too pussy to do them. Take consideration into what I've said and act on them
Have your dad get a new place. You'll be gone soon. Find a place to crash till then. When she leaves change the locks. If you live on a floor where you can leave through a window, do this : (get a ski mask and rubber gloves (by rubber gloves with cash far away from where you live. Same with drill / wood if need be) get wood and a drill. Literally board the door up. Board every room up. Use the windows to get in and out till one is left. Trash the house and get red paint and write the most satanic shit everywhere. Leave dead chickens and or just animal carcasses. The smell will linger.Even if it is cleaned up. F anyone ask any questions as to why you and your dad weren't there, just say your dad relocated for work, and that you were with a friend staying at their place cuz you ship out soon and your dad is divorcing her. And it's akwards cuz your dad is your dad and you don't wanna betray him like that.
>pretty sure if you go full fake satanic ritual it could spoil here. Could even leave some Bluetooth speakers in a wall somewhere. Then if she hasn't left, play satanic noises. She'll think the place is satans play ground and bail. XD
Spook her. Not spoil
While she's gone, bring a guy home and initiate sex in her bed, if you're not gay find a good friend comfortable enough in his sexuality to be semi naked around you, as long as she thinks you're fucking some guy in her bed, ensure that she "catches" you, make sure to spray lotion on her pillow for lulzy results, have loaded condom nearby (lotion or cum, take your pick) and as she runs away throw it at her (like you do when the cat won't stop staring at you when you're getting your freak on). If all goes according to plan she'll be too uncomfortable to mention it or come near that apartment. Flawless victory and a loss of sides will surely ensue.
Don't do anything obvious like painting Satanic stuff on the walls, she'll likely see through that. Just start being autistic and weird until she starts getting uncomfortable.
Get into My Little Pony or anime something, start watching it whenever she's around and babble incoherently about it whenever you have a chance. Start bugging her to watch it with you, give her long autistic explanations about how it teaches Christian values or something. If possible, have her catch you masturbating to it.
This
>Double o seven has spoken. Do it op. Do it.
Act possessed. Gives you "reason to lash out and shit. If she is super Christian, she'll try to help you. Fake it and take the help. Get worse and worse. Almost anything you do won't be reported to the cops Bc cops can't help with Satan. Plus, gives you an easy out if shot goes to far. Just say insanity. :D
Piss on all of her belongings. Break stuff in the house. Get rid of her bed. Get rid of her belongings. Sell her stuff. Take that profit and do what you want with it. Invite prostitutes over and fuck them in her room. Cum in her Bible.
They're playing checkers
Sounds like a good time to start performing satanic rituals, just for the fun of it
Call the police on her and tell them she's been abusing you. Leave marks on yourself and make it look as real as possible. Inflict actual bruises on yourself, and carefully plan a great alibi and make sure there are no loopholes and you can answer any question thrown at you with a confident and believable lie
OP, I'm going to bed. My last suggestion is getting fish lines and placing them around the apartment so that she constantly trips over and over again. Spread them out over a period of a couple days at a time and really fuck with her that way. Other than that, I have given you a multitude of paragraphs with a lot of suggestions on what to do. I feel bad for both you and your dad for this shitty situation you're in and I seriously hope things get better for the both of you soon. Take care, OP
nigga? why you in yo car?
This one is risky because you might end up liking it
As a few have said, you need to become sexual with her. Make her enjoyable. Once you control the pussy you control the bitch.
If she isn't down for pound town, just be overtly sexual. Bust a nut in some food, ask her if she is eating it and then tell her she shouldnt.
this also
Jerk off in the living room with porn playing and sound. Just say hey when she sees your dong.
Sorry it took so long, some guy forgot his wallet in my car and had to bring it to him
same
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I live in the top floor of a 5 story building haha
this would actually work, my dad owns a hunting and fishing company hahaha
had to bring some guy his wallet
Didn't know what else to say..
lol
where can you buy itching powder?
Stay out of it. He is a grown man and should be able to take care of his own shit. Look at it from this perspective. He left you alone with her to fend for yourself. A bunch of mischief won't solve anything.
That being said, he should stop paying the bills and stop answering the phone. That will take care of it. No lights is a pretty good signal.