Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

YouKnow
Oh i'm not, i admit you got me a good few times with your silly parries, but i still came out on top~

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Hello everyone~

Hanako
well i normally only get 2-3 kills per game cause i usually focus on the objective instead, but they were basically ignoring me so i decided to go for kills instead, and then shit on everyone

Good morning sweetheart~
How are you~?

hey you

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
More like I'll see you acting like the shy little cutie that you are cause you're too shy to say anything
That sounds pretty rad. Anything else?
Yeah it's fun
It never does and it's all because of the UK.
>s-shut up!
>tempt you like what? Like this?
>
Hey fire keeper

>check
Good evening honey~
Sleepy and on the road already, how about you~?
Hey cute donut vampire!
Sorry for leaving you the other day and when I came back you were already asleep, sorry for not catching you ;-;

Hey there Juvia, good to see you!
>literally~
How are you tonight?

Moved to laptop. Bought Va-11 Hall-A. Found out that Steam had a max download speed of 6 mbps. Holy crap, mobile broadband is fast in Kangaland.

so you playing more terraria yet or still lame bloodborne?

Haha nice, you ought to do that more often.

Oh yeah? Well we'll see about that now wont we~
A few sound clips too i believe, i'll try to look at maps tomorrow.
UK is too stronk, nerf when.
> Hmmm but why~?
> Y-yes like that.. You know i can't resist such things..

On the road huh, where ya headed~?
I'm good, just doin the usual~
Ah before i forget. You play the Counter Strike games right?

Remove pyrofags

Currently playing real life and it sucks big time
But still lame BB, fun game
How about you, still getting pwnd in Final Fantasy?
Gf wants me to find her a laptop, and as an IT I'm supposed to be a voice of reason or crap like that, so I headed out to find her something~
So I need to prepare the lewds already~
Yes, I have terminal brain cancer~ Why do you ask?

Aww what's wrong, was i a little too spicy for you~?
>

Ahh i see, well she made the right choice, you're the perfect person to find something good for her~
Maaaaayybeee~
That's good~ Well i did a little digging and i should be able to run them, so i wanted to make sure you did before i bought them so we could play together~

gross real life, that game is the worst, im just sitting right now probably gonna sleep soonish

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>perv
I'm pretty good.
How are you?
Oh i already know. Shy cutie
Please do
UK is actually meh to play as
>cause you're being stupid!
>i know. That's why i do it. Perv~
Hey

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birds

:o

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I'll burn you to a chrisp

Remu Remu spotted

owo

You don't know anything, sexy dummy~
Of course.
Not quite as powerful when you play them huh.
> You'll have to be more specific~
> Meany
>
S-so sexy..

Sorry doll but you aint hot enough to burn me~

Oops. Forgot to take off my shirt~

Nozomi is my real waifu uwu

Well, she kinda did as I found some reaaaaaaly good stuff, cheap too!~
"Maybe", suuure~ ;p
Oh my, little Hanako is into FPS'es? Now that's a surprise~
Also, are we talking Global Cancer or 1.6~?
Shit story, even worse graphics, 1/10 "It's great"~IGN
>nah
>this bikini
>w-wew
That's good to hear~
I'm good, tho sleepy. Did you get some fun times with Shrek and Hanako~?

Post her owo

I need to get more pics first :o

I do know you're too shy to say anything privately
You could download a map called let's build a rocket and we could play that. That's pretty fun
Never play them. I usually don't play Democratic countries
>i do not! Shut up!
>cute pouty face
Perv
Perv
Well it was fun but don't tell him but he's... let's say not good...

dont forget terrible physics engine, and 90% of the playerbase is pure cancer

Do it OwO

The graphics make you feel like you're thee though.

But I'm lazy and it's early

depends on how good your monitor is imo

>le trips check
I can sleep unless I pop a pill now :(

Can't

why

All lettering beyond a certain point gets blurry. I think Im on low view distance settings.

Because I regularly go to sleep at like 7 am otherwise

Smoking helps me with sleep but I need to be clean for a while :(

Naah
Hey, everyone started somewhere~
Besides don't be mad at someone who's not keeping up to you on some fun difficulty~
True to that
The economics are fucked, the difficulty is insane, there's no quicksave and random events like cancer is pure bullshittery
>off by one
I wish I wasn't there tho..

I don't understand how smonking can be relaxing but whatever uwu
Get fucked

Literally the main thing it does is make you chill out what

...alright you may have gone up a few degrees~

See i knew she chose wisely~ That's great!~
Well definitely would have been more accurate, but didn't want to seem demanding~ ;p
Hey i've played a few FPS's in my day~
Well they have a bundle on sale with 3 of them so i was thinking of getting that~
> Bikini~

Like i said, only at first~
Alright i'll get that one first.
Why was that again?
> But then how will i know what you mean~?
> Same to you.
Sexy.

Forgot pic.

You're bringing death upon you sooner
Idk I'm tired now

sometimes i wanna just quit and start a new game but im too committed to this one, and idk if it would even let me start another

I don't mean cigarettes

>A few
Don't lie~

Claiming this cock hungry slut.

Yeah, after so many years being around computers I kinda got a sense of them~
Oh but of course you didn't, it's not like you want them or anything, b-baka~ ;p
Alright gramps, alright~-;p
Well, if you do... I'm up for it even today~
>just for you~
Yeah no save slots suck, you need to stick to one build too. Also I hate the Pay 2 Win system, it's crap
Thankfully Life 2.0 is just around the corner

Yes you pervert
Indeed.
I'm not mad. Besides hanako was really shy while we played so there wasn't a lot of talking from him~
Well i doubt that it'll be the last
It's a fun map.
Cause it's boring. You can't do anything till the world tension goes up.
>you won't! Just Shut up!
>shut up...
Pervert!
>wew

>little lewd
dont even get me started on this crap skill system, cant learn any new ones cause i dont have the money, and cant make any money cause i dont have any skills

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I'm not exactly hiding.
How are you?

Meh day, 1 less day til Afest

Hey it was only a shirt~

If only i had such experience, then i wouldn't be stuck with this piece of crap i have now~
E-exactly, who would want to see such beautiful lewds like that, d-definitely not me~ ;p
Though to be real though i fucking suck at them~
Well in that case, i'll try to get up a bit early and make it happen~
> ~ But i want to know~
> Hmmm maybe~
Hey you started it..

Not going. Didn't plan and kinda not suited for costume play.

Hoooh?~ What are you trying to say?~

I'm going one way or another, there's a girl I'm a bit interested in from the Artist Ally

i hate to break this meme string but im getting pretty tired

night everyone

Just that you'll have to take off more than a shirt~

Goodnight Shinobu.

Good luck to you.
For me, don't think any girl would be interested in some chink like me.

Naaah
>that stocking tho
Hanako being shy? Now that's something new. Who would've suspected such a perv would be so shy~
>where ya looking at perv?
>only a little
Exactly, and now you're in the fucking loop that they still haven't fixed after all these years
I'm done playing League of Legends, this is bullshit. Farmville, here I come!
Hey, you could always sell that shitty console and buy some REAL gaming machine~
Of course, I would help you find something~
Well then, if you don't really want them......~ ;p
....I figured~
But don't worry, everybody started somewhere, so I'll get you through some basics~
And I'll stay later tonight, so if anything you hit me up on Discord~
>

And what's that?~

At least you're not mexican.

Shy cutie shy cutie shy cutie
Indeed it's fun though
Yeah it is
>no shut up!
>shut up!
Pervert
Pervert
Oh especially in privet~
Those tits. And I'm not a pervert
>wew

"I'm the spic Kirito"
"I'm actually a European"
"I'm a spic again"
Make up your mind.

> Sell my console
I don't know where you bought that crack you're smoking but i'd advise you ask for a refund~
Well, if i ever get the money together you'll be the first person i go to~
Oh no please take them away, my pure eyes can't handle such lewdness~ ;p
And what's that supposed to mean~? ;p
How sweet, but i doubt even you could fix how shit i am~
Alright will do sweetheart~
> Mmm that cleavage~

There we go, now we've got some heat~

Well what have we here?

Nigga I'm half and half

Heheh~

Yeah yeah whatever...
Sounds pretty interesting.
So, what's your next strategy?
> Tell me~ Tell me~
> You shut up~
Sexy butt.

Hehe~
Whatcha up to?

Destiny~

What about it?
You know it's true
Yeah but it's somewhat hard. Although at least you'll be there and not all computers
I don't know, maybe I'll get some mods for it
>n-no shut up!
>no you shut up stupid!
Pervert!
>cute white panties

As usual~ Did you ever do that raid the other day?

Mmm pantsu~

Nah I just pvp'd

You're a coffee creamer now? Holy shit!

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INB4 Gas all glimfags

It's like i said, i can't really type a lot when i'm playing..
It as hard as Tanks playground? Yeah, i'll try my best to not let you down.
They have mods for that too huh?
> Cmon~
> No you, sexy dummy~
Even cuter blue panties.

Well that's always good.

What platform do you play destiny on? I'm on xbox one

>trips
Not only weak as shit but a perv too huh?
And like i said you didn't say much when you had the chance~
No but it's pretty difficult. And tanks playground is easy if you know how to play it. There's also luck involved in the tank spawns
Yeah. Some can make the game way easy.
>no!
>shut up you're the stupid one here!
Pervert pervert pervert!

On PC now, n00t pls don't ban ;-;

Nope, you~
Who would've known... I'll keep that in mind, thank you~
Oh butt of course you are~
>seriously, this butt.... Woah~
>keeping that weak fake PC
I don't know what YOU'RE on, but you should consider stopping~
I'm glad to hear that~ I mind even do it cost-free for you, but just this once~ ;p
No need to ask twice~~ ;p
Oh, nuthing much, I just didn't expect much of a console peasand grandpa, that's all~ ;p
Don't worry honey, I worked with with really bad cases, so yours will be like a walk in a park~
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>perv~

Indeed

Ps4, ah hello twin

Nigga just try me

Friend is streaming now, come watch us wreck shit.
www twitch tv / niskisafk

Aw no we cant play together ;_; sutch a shame
I can't come watch now but I will if I ever get the chance

If you got Halo 5 I can play with ya

No you!
Indeed, it's adorable, especially with all the talk about when we're in private~
I am not! You are!
>too bad it's mine pervert!
>panties
Your shit is too weak boi. I'd feel bad

I didn't buy it cos they got rid os split scree co besides I left my xbox back in the uk

Its MWO. And you never joined me in jolly co-operation.

Here thread have some boobs

L-like i said i wasn't sure if i should! Hmph...
I guess that's true, it's not really hard it's just one little slip up and you're fucked.
Hehe maybe then you'll finally be able to win~ ;p
> Yes~
> and you're the sexy dummy here~
I know you are~

> Still more popular than the "real" PC's~
Oh honey i've been on this good shit for years, and i think i'm doing just fine~
Oh my how generous, and here i was expecting to pay top dollar for your expertise~ ;p
Good, i don't want to be corrupted~ ;p
Well i would argue that...but you aren't wrong~ ;p
...it's more like it's gonna be a walk through blighttown...naked...with a broken sword~
> Hey i just happened to glance, you're the perv for shoving them in my face~ ;p

Well good luck~

Much appreciated.

Try it nigga, you scared

I almost never use split screen. Why u not get playstation? Sony always win baby

Is it really jolly coop if I'm carrying you?

Grazie

Gtg
All my friends use to play on xbox but they stoped playing while in college

Thank you kind user
I was able to translate that to "i-i was too shy to say anything privately even though i said i would"
Yeah but spawns really determine what happens
Maybe, not like i didn't take a lot before giving up.
>no!
>no I'm not! You are! You stupid pervert!
I mean you! You stupid pervert!
Cute night outfit
I told you i don't mess with anyone who shops at weak shit r us. (That means you)

Yes. Because fun times with Giantdad.

Eh I stopped playing with my xbox friends outta nowhere, the ones I played with the most went to school and stuff

Scared bitch

How far are you? Might speedrun my way to catch up

>Futaba claimed

I'm back and I got my rest