G/fur
Get in here!
G/fur
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Not much happening in this bread.
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Aha, someone else is here!
Gonna try to keep it alive
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So will I.
Any particular topic/theme?
Nah, just gonna dump what I have
OK.
At least the ava-tar people haven't found us yet. >_>
late night faggotry
Maybe everybody is at Anthrocon, having sex IRL. :(
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I actually feel bad for those losers that waste time spamming in threads
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Tonight I got hammered at a bar, came home and let my friends know I was home safe, then proceeded to drive 30 min to the nearest 24 hour sex shop and bought a 9.5" dildo, lube, and a pocket pussy.
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Have you used any of those items yet?
more hardblush
Dude
That's Ashtarte
Damn, pics?
i couldn't imagine taking all that
jesus
fuck g/fur and fuck gay people
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Nope. I'm opening the pocket pussy now because I was concerned it wasn't long enough ;)
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What about g/furs fucking gay people, though?
Yes please.
yeah
You should try it sometime. I have one called the hammer by hung rider.
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Please tell me you're not just going to use the dildo inside the pocket pussy.
...unless that's your fetish, I guess.
i dunno if i could man
i don't really have any experience with anal stuff
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anybody padded?
I'm going to lube up the dildo, sit on it, and slide the pocket pussy up and down my dick while I F5 this thread
Well then start small lol. A plug always helps.
I know that cunt! His name is .bat isn't it?
Well, I hope the thread delivers for you, then.
Anything in particular you're interested in seeing?
i've been looking into like smaller dildos to start me off
what would be a good length to start with?
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I also want to fuck gay people
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nope I'm liking everything so far, pls keep going
In all honesty? 4 inches. Don't start too big or too long too fast. You'll hurt yourself. Bad.
Start off with a finger and some lube. If you're worried about putting a finger in your butt, get some latex or nitrile gloves from any drug store, Wally World, etc.
If the finger feels OK, try two fingers. Once two fingers feels OK, *then* go buy a toy.
In general, butt toys should have a flared base, so you don't lose it up inside there. You can get butt plugs that have the flared base but a dildo shape, instead of the pointy shape that is more common.
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yeah wouldn't want to explain those injuries to anyone
once i come into some money i'll look around for some smaller ones thanks
I did try using a finger before but it didn't exactly end well so im a bit scared to try again
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What went wrong?
Fingernail trouble? Make sure to trim them first.
Hard to get it in there? Lube is the key. Even stuff you have around the house, like vegetable oil or butter, will help. (Wash off when you're done.)
You met something coming the other way? After a while you develop a sense of timing about that. :D Alternatively, it's possible to clean it out first.
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Or you just finger your asshole in the shower and let whatever comes out come out
yeah it was the third one
i should probably pick up an anal douche so that doesn't happen as much
i dunno i'd feel gross if that happened even if it was in the shower
that and there's a small mat in there that i stand on so i don't slip and i don't really want to have to clean that up
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Fleet enema, couple of bucks, any drugstore. It's a single-use thing but it works fine.
You can get fancier ones that attach to your shower/faucet, but those tend to assume that you're already good at butt stuff, so they're bigger around. The business end of a Fleet is smaller.
Protip: Do not put the enema inside your butt unless you are within sight of a toilet. It will make you want to poop within a minute or two.
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i'll have to pick one up next time i have to head out 'cause the one time i tried using my finger was really good up until it got a lil messy
thanks for the advice!
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Okay.
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You're welcome! Don't forget to start small and work up to bigger things. In a month you'll be ready for that XL flared Chance. :D
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How's it going? Enjoying that new dildo smell? :D
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oh wow i just looked up chance and jesus christ that thing is huge
the thought of having it inside is really exciting
i'll start working on it as soon as i can!
This is all actually pretty hot.
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Gonna ask you faggots a question and maybe one of you can answer or at least relate:
Why in the fuck is this shit so hot? I'm not gay, I'm not turned on by gay porn (other than g/fur it seems). But seriously, why the fuck does gay furry porn appeal to me so much?
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Same, not attracted to men or gay born whatsoever, but for some reason g/fur always gets me
>inb4 closet faggot
debauchery
Yes we have.
porn is fun