>Ask a normie anything
Just chilling in the couch with my guitar, gf off for the weekend, paycheck came yesterday, life is fine
>Ask a normie anything
Just chilling in the couch with my guitar, gf off for the weekend, paycheck came yesterday, life is fine
do you even jerhume brunnen-g?
>in the couch
gtfo roach
Wat? I guess not
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Also I usually just come on Sup Forums for porn
how do I make friends?
/b is your friend
Consider doing something in public(meaning where you are not anonymous) with other people.
Boardgames, skateboarding, hanging out at LAN cafës or whatever you think you'd actually like.
Or join a MMO and try to get into a guild. In that guild try to help others and talk to others when they say "hello".
How do you feel about fat women?
By not being an uptight wallflower. Live a little, champ. Life is short, so just make the most of it for what it is.
Be happy, smile, and try to make people around you smile too. Saying hello to a complete stranger could make their day.
And always remember nobody is perfect, give people chances to make up for their mistakes, don't immediately write them off.
I mean it sounds pretty good I've been trying to actually make friemds even went and got myself a job but I feel like I'm just socially retarded and don't know how to talk to people or keep a comversation so doesn't really help when my awkwardness makes things awkward
what a faggot
Don't like them generally, but fat tits are still tits. I'm not talking american-size tits, that grosses me out, disgusting how a human can allow that to happen to his body
If you wanna make fake friends then try to change who you are so as to please them.
If you wanna make real friends then be yourself. We're all awkward at times.
What's your hobbies/interests outside of browsing /b ?
I'll fuck this, not much more probably
OP here
Yeah, just be yourself brad pitt
This, also fake both cofidence and interest, ask about their hobbies, be curious.
Most times I see this attitude, and here is a lot, I think that user is being selfish in his perspective, you think about wanting friends to share things with, but do youhave things to share?
what it is friendship in reality is just people that do stuff together out of circumstances, that's what you have to create, forcing a friendship just don't work
Are you bluepilled? who did 9/11?
How do you know about Sup Forums if really a normalfag?
Define normie because I'm classed as normal.
£90,000 in the bank
two cars
barn conversion
two dogs, two cats
good job
few to little friends
friend with benefits
...
No one likes you pol, gtfo
Not bad, pretty comfy, few books for that selves and lights are weird but I like the skull
Seems pretty normal to me. do you jack to furry traps or smthing?
no, I fuck a friend, but she's got to go, she's to annoying.
>Implying fapping is only a substitute for sex
Any plans after that?
How is she annoying, starting to develop feelings?
Find another friend with benefits? Aint hard...
I have one in mind, or I found the current one on CL.
She likes me more than I like her.
I wanted to be out and walking in the Peak District at 8 yesterday, she doesn't drive, she missed her train, she couldn't sleep over because she was droping her sisters kids at school, she didn't get to mine till 11:20
we wernt walking until 12:30.
That's just one thing.
Our agreement was, walking in the country & sex. That's all.
But she had other things wrong with her, she's not stable on her feet due to ner problems, and she's just slow and anoying, not on my level. We can do an hour walk that she turns into a 4 hour walk because she needs help and wont shut the fuck up about the "slippy stones!!"
Sex is good though...
Also I thought she was intelligent the first time I met and due to our e-mails before, but turns out she was just home-schooled, so posh accent and well articulated but fuck me, so hard to have a conversation with. There are two types of people in this world, people who talk and people who think. She talks.
But she is well off as well, and a good fucking cook, but her life expectancy is only like another 15 years... so many pros and cons...
Make a blog
Meow
Dont. Let them come to you. In the meantime improve your body mind and soul. Making friends shouldnt be your goal in life. You can get by all alone
I like you.
I have one person I actually call friend and mean it.
Others are "friends" but I have told them to their face I wouldn't care if they just dissaperaed or died. Some reason they still like me... but I am a nice guy with not a single fucking care in the world.
mark? if so ilu.
>normie
>Calvin & Hobbes
Yeah, ok.