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true blue tory victory edition

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JUST subedition

the gf

agreed

vote lib dem

just came from the 'ddit lads

seems there's some kind of election coming up?

I was meekly hoping you wouldn't bring that up

>Tories
>Racists discovering the internet
hmm

wish you'd stop replying to them

that's not JUST at all
it's glorious

hated the tories in 2015

going to be voting for them in June

Who is that one autist who has a breakdown everytime he sees a name.

I seriously am disturbed that a real life convicted nonce such as 190cm is allowed to post on this forum

Good job the Tories sent all those wogs back desu.

>She said that she thought Miguel was enjoying himself, but he suddenly had a heart attack and died while she was inside him

>In the end, Jennifer and Sylvia decided to settle, with Sylvia paying $5,000

Hampshire

i've been here the longest, I am /brit/'s opinion

filtered again

>one of the poorest, most bennies dependent regions of the country
>needs significant investment
>voting convervatives
>voting brexit
my fellow south westerners are so thick it's sad :(

don't evade my filter you 50 year old nonce

might pop over to /brit/pol for a bit for the memes

in a bit lads

need a transatlantic bf

corrr love willies, me

Yah thats him.

You samefag, complain and spam the thread.

Whats your issue exactly?

that's because Cameron's Tories were literally blue liberals. the only thing vaguely tory about them was they hated the disabled
he called himself the heir to Blair with good reason.

May's not perfect but she's slowly bringing the Tories back to its roots.

Anyone want to buy an RAF base with me just so we can spite "property developers" who want to build "affordable" housing for "young professionals"?

Fuck off namefag

fuck off remoaner
Devon is blue

*walks towards a summer body*

nonce sympathiser

lad look at this
also tune:
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My mate braved the one on the left, poor lad.. We both fucked up

thought we were setting up bantchester?

You dont speak for anyone but yourself tou shriveled cretin

Cannot imagine voting tory
Inb4 gaybour theyre as bad

devon is amber

this one reminds me of softanna

fuck off namerunt

lost all my friends because I spend too much time on the internet

Fuck off namefag

For me it's the Green Party of England and Wales

*pushes you*

haha

*pushes you some more*

solid 7/10

>Devon

Oh, you mean North France.

glad most of you dont reply. good work lads.

man alive

had a really good wank whilst the gf vibed herself yday
she lets me watch but i do have a slight feeling i'm getting cucked by an inanimate object

>just got my hair cut by a really nice blonde qt
>gave me tfw no gf

You also post pictures of cocks.

>muh namefags!!11
>look at my phimosis
>TRIPFAGGGGSSS!!!
>Stupid opinion about something

You petty bellend.

told my parents i had two exams today but really i'm just going to the park to get stoned for one of them since i dropped the course and i didn't want to tell them

FONF (fuck off name fag)

Can do whatever we want with an airfield, can make a top-gear style racetrack , a village, banterzone, smuggle cocaine even

Honestly I would do both, sober, at this point

can't wait for the live debates lads

shame based nige wont be there this time

I wasnt who you were replying to
never posted about willies or phimosis in my life
fuck off namerunt

This. Unless you're voting for the Lib Dems you're either an old fuck or a poortherner.

VINCE
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You must be a Anarchist

what is the best county and why is it Hampshire?

lad...

more like hampshite

how can anyone take that runt seriously

look at his face

The only tory ideal is classism.

Thats all tories want to do is too keep society hierarchical and rig the system for those on the top. The reason they win is because runtoids think they can rise within the hierarchy.

Im not a communist. I believe in social mobility rather than this zero sum making people better off at the expense of others

... farron snail picture ...

impressive

Well done, you literally chase any new posters away with your spastic behaviour.

Personally I'm not coming back here against because I dont wanna see your phimosis or even engage in your dull conversational topics.

Devon Power Rankings: (in descending order)
>Totnes
>Dartmouth
>Tiverton
>Torquay
>Paignton
>Barnstaple
>N. Abbot
>Brixham
>Exeter
>Bideford
>Plymouth (not actually an alright place, despite claims to the contrary)

delet

>people who are shilling the lib dems think this GE is another chance to stop brexit

lol pmsl lmao

labour and lib dems will royally fuck up brexit and allow the EU to dictate the terms of the deal

Come on mate it can't be that bad

But there's a certain feel to be felt when those two creatures are out getting laid and you aren't

>weekend and evening /brit/ when students, workers and other productive members of society are on is left-wing, intelligent, fun, interesting, avant-garde

>weekday /brit/ when the productive members of society are busy and only NEETs are on is bitter, angry, right-wing, racist, repetitive and depressing

makes you think........

It is time to employ Fabian tactics. Go into hibernation and let the Tories take the full brunt of the Brexit disaster for the next five years, then when everyone realises that they fucked up, emerge from the shadows, after five years of planning and internal restructuring, ready to take the reins from the now disgraced train wreck of the Tory party.

haha good riddance newtwat namerunt
i'll keep it up

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chileno

virgin
sane human with self respect
jesus christ lad

>Torquay and Paignton that high
>Exeter that low
>Brixham below Newton

something is wrong in your brain mate

For me it's the Labour Party

>implying there is a way to brexit well without the EU dictating the terms of the deal
bizarre

stop arguing and just dont reply to tripcunts from now on. its very simple.

There are people who vote for the government to spy on them so that if they ever start to cause dissent the government can defame them by leaking their tranny porn habits

appealing a parking ticket is a right ball ache. wish i just ignored it now. anyone else ever done it? there's three seperate entities you can file an appeal with, once you exhaust those, if they are all rejected, the parking company has to decide whether to take you to a mall claims court. my first appeal was rejected, now I'm in the process of a POPLA appeal, then after that, if it's rejected, I can go to the financial ombudsmen to settle a mutual solution out of court. basically i'm not paying them a penny. fucking thieving, extortionist cunts, praying on honest mistakes to turn an exorbient profit from law abiding people. dont really want to go to court but i will if they take me.

basically they want to charge me £100 for parking in a free car park for 12 minutes without a ticket displayed. they can get fucked. if it was a council car park it'd be a tenner, but it's one of those private firms. scumbags

Exeter mentioned multiple times

business idea: buy a bass guitar and learn how to play

Posting the most beautiful town in England

competitors are welcome

ok im back

what a terrible general

It's going to be fucking embarrassing when Sturgeon comes out on top in the TV debates.

How did we end up with so many utterly terrible party leaders?

Le theresa will fight tgem

Youre a literal brainlet
Theresa is acting tough but tends towards syncophancy

Get ready for a VERY big surprise this June.

don't understand how >don't reply to tripcunts
is good advice considering they were arguing about namefags

got rid of the normie book as I was becoming jealous and resentful of the successful people of society

He's allowed outside?

I'll be voting for the May train

>tfw in a Welsh Nationalist safe seat

hoping for a major Tory swing though. it'd be cool if Neil Fairlamb ran again and became our MP, he used to be a schoolteacher in England and Farage was one of his old pupils

>corbyn is going to single handedly turn the UK into a one party system

squealing

nice lunenburg clone

>Implying May will agree to do them
She's far too autistic. They're a shit Yank import anyway, hope we get rid of them.

Wouldn't be surprised if the unions panic now and ditch Corbyn desu.

just woke up, what's going on?