Dick rate thread

Dick rate thread

Please don't take off points for being cut. Not my choice

do you have kik?

Yeah. Why?

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Hung men like you deserve to be hairy. I have to shave.

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>Please don't take off points for being cut. Not my choice
Okay. In that case you'd be like an 8/10. Looks bretty good, m8.
8/10
6.5/10

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8/10 m8

gf said she likes it and wants more OP.
8/10
she'd smash

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R8 this u slags

Gag on this bich

Fuck that's nice

So many hot cocks...

8.5/10
Got any more pics?

What the fuck I clicked

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Rate?

>Please don't take off points for being cut. Not my choice
You kidding? A cut dick, like yours, is a thing of beauty!

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rate

Just got off work. Please rate.

wow. please post more. I need more to correctly rate you.

7/10

Rate my boner?

Do you people could see it?

Will do requests.
Please rate.

WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE YOU FROM?

Here's a closer pic for rating :)

I think I was born bigger than you

Guy, it looks really weird to shave just your pubes, and the rest of you be covered in hair.

What you mean?

It's not really as small as it looks in that GIF, the pic right above your comment is also my dick.

I'm pretty small when flaccid though

Hey

Meh, the gf likes when I shave, so I do it lol

How long are you flaccid?

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I haven't measured, but that's me in the GIF a few posts up. I'd say maybe 2" when really soft. I'm 6.75" erect though, so I don't care how small it is soft lol. The gf is happy, so I'm happy :)

"Fun fact": Most men here have penile pearly papules. Have you ever had a girl asking about them?
How did they react when you told them that's the proof that we once had penile spines like cats?

Good for you dude.
I honestly believe I was born bigger than you

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Dat skin rash. Dude you're hot af but you need to put some cream on it.

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Thanks,

Its a shave burn. I shaved this morning in a hurry. I am getting laid tonight.

I took this a few weeks ago before the rash. Better?
Rate?

Best one around here. 10/10

Is that what you normally do with it? Does it chaf?

It's all good man, how long are you when erect?

I think its most excellent. Would suck.

Wow! 8 inches limp. Like alot.

On a good day 11"

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My wife and I were at a Tantra thing, snd a guy had this identical limp dick (imagine without pants on). She went nuts over it. Got all wet and had to have it. Better looking woman got to it first. We contacted him for months. Never could make anything happen. The perfect dick that got away....

Sometimes. I wear these jeans quite often.
I often roll it up as well.
Thanks.

That can't be good for you.

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Whats you wife look like?

Its fine if I don't get semi.

HAHAHAHAHA

You're pushing the tape in too far, but that's still a huge dick. Looks about 9 5/8" which is massive.

He looks like a sad elephant

>Rate it fags

You're supposed to push the tape in to your pubic bone to do the measurement you retarded faggot.
He did it correctly.

Wife picked up a guy at a convention. Went to his room. This identical dick. Immediate remorse. Sucked anyway and mounted. Couldn't feel anything. Got off and left.

He bone pressing it. He looks like 10.5" non-bone pressed.

Whats so funny?

In her prime she was a 9/10. Now shes older 6/10.

Busty? Age? She like huge dick?

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I think guys with dicks like this, stay busy.

This is also me in these pics:

You honestly think it's that small? :(

I give you points for that.

Like what?

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It's your balls I'd worry about. Blood flow and all that

No i think its probably average.

I just still see mine as average, so other look weirdly small. I once had a MMF threesome, It was super weird because of how weirdly small his dick was. It was distracting.

TOP KEK

It looks like you stuffed a sock in there

Nah its semi I have to worry about it. I can't even stand up straight.
Taking requests?

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Tuck it up between your butt cheeks d:^)

PUt it in a pringls can!

Paint it grey like an elephants trunk.

;)

Sucks being on the small side

No. But I can fit it way up my own ass
I had to cut the bottom out to fit.
Ha. Will do.

forgot pic

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Up own ass. Need to see

cute/10

When I roll it up to hide it in trousers. If I sit down to quick, I can penetrate my self :(

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cute & moar

I would drink from that thing

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