Be me

>be me
>10/10 Alpha
>100% straight
>Been with over 300 girls
>Not women. Girls.
>Go to Thailand
>Meet a gorgeous ladyboy
>Suck it's penis
>Marry it
>We have 3 beautiful children
>2 years later after meeting it, it wants a divorce
>Threatening to take half my money and assets

What should I do [b]?

I'm scared I'll lose my Harley and my gun collection.

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Nice kek lad, well done!

How do you have children with a ladyboy?

kys

Tranny =/= Ladyboy

You get a fish! ;-)

> pretends to be female
> marries, divorces and sues you for half your shit
He's really commit, huh?

Fuck it is hot

That's a ladyboy? God damn I would fuck it

I found her FB pic..........

>100% straight
>mfw

>That's a ladyboy?
Yup. That's my wife. She has a penis.
If you're not into her, you'd be gay!

>Tranny =/= Ladyboy

A ladyboy and a tranny both cannot have children. Are you fucking five?

>She has a penis

> cool story bro.. btw your mom says to go upstairs, dinner is ready

>Thailand
She is not from thailand..

lies

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It's a girl penis, stupid.
It's not like a man's penis.
Grow up.
Yes, I met her in Thailand at a ladyboy club.

Yup. That's her.
I'm literally having sex with her right now, and I might jizz in her boi pussy to get her pregnant again.

It was good bait until now.

>It was good bait until now.
That's not the same guy, retard.
OP is a guy named Robert.
He's posted on here before with pics of himself with ladyboys in Thailand.
Lurk more before posting.
Reported you.

>Cum in ass
>Shit out niggers

You idiot.
If it's a transgender boi pussy, they can get pregnant!
Ignorant transphobe asshole.

>retard
>Lurk more before posting
>Reported you

Was she a prostitute?
Post nudes.