Character wakes up to alarm

>character wakes up to alarm
>he rolls over and smashes it to pieces with his hand instead of just pressing the Snooze button

>Phone is ringing
>Character rips the phone from the wall and throws it across the room

>semi-conscious man laying on ground
>dog begins licking his face
>"Honey, is that you?"

>Closeup on sleeping character's face as the alarm goes off
>Zoom out to reveal the character is actually hanging upside down

>close up of his sleeping face
>suddenly he starts smiling
>"what are YOU doin down there hmm ;P"
>camera zooms out to show his dog licking his ass

Name 346 movies where this happened

>scene opens with tight face shot of man who appears to be deep in thought
>camera zooms out
>he is actually taking a shit

>Character's alarm goes off
>Triggers an immense Rube Goldberg machine that spans every room of his house
>Camera follows the machine's progress while wacky music plays
>Finally triggers a mechanical arm with a fleshlight on the end of it that swings down and jerks the character off until he cums
>Character falls back asleep

>Phone rings at 3am
>It's on vibrate
>Character wakes up and amswers

How the fuck do you wake up to a vibration?

>Phone rings ever
>Character answers

When will movies ever become realistic?

>phone rings
>mom is calling
>"why havent you been calling me?"

If it's on a metal surface, it can get loud

>character wakes up to old timey alarm with ringing bells
>smashes it in a fit of rage and then jumps out the window because he cant face another day of work
>he falls past the window of the actual protagonist whos having a cup of coffee and makes a quip about how the now dead man will be late for work
>popular rock and roll song starts playing

>phone rings
>ever

>Phone rings
>Character doesn't pace around wondering if they should answer, till they hang up

Such bullshit

Teenage character is sleeping in a "wacky" way

I do this

>Phone Rings
>Character doesn't immediately press the lock button to stop it ringing without hanging up, then buries the phone under several pillows and a blanket then begin pacings up and down the house alternating between punching themselves in the head and yelling obscenities to stop themselves imagining how horribly they'd butcher answering the call
>Character doesn't need 40-60 minutes to calm down after the incident, with that timer resetting for every following call
>Character doesn't immediately go and make themselves a coffee to calm down despite having had one 20 minutes earlier
>Character doesn't forget everything they were doing and spend 12 hours playing Video Games to distance themselves from the experience

Who are they making these films for, exactly? The character interactions are so far removed from reality that I feel like I'm watching an alien

A lot of marketers and old family members call me, but I rarely answer, fuck those cunts.

>Last resort will never open a film
>Smashing of the alarm will never sync up with "INTO PIECES"

That's a good idea, I'll put that into the flick I'm working on

>Phone rings
>Character does answer
>It's mom again
>Why haven't you been to your AA meeting this week
>Character burries his shame in alchohol and anime image boards

It's like how can I even relate to these characters?

sounds like a gmod video

3am is the witching hour. It was supernatural forces that woke them up.

?

>phone rings
>character answers and immediately says "hold on wait slow down"