Who would you cast in a live-action Metroid movie?
Who would you cast in a live-action Metroid movie?
Paris Hilton.
Cheech and Chong
5 years ago, maybe
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Idris Elba as the love interest
the names aran.
samus aran.
Amber Heard with Idris Elba as her love interest
Bianca Beauchamp.
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They won't fit, you fucking slag,REEEEEEE!
Idris Elba.
t swift
10 years ago, Charlize Theron or Naomi Watts, but now they'd cast either Scarlett Johansson or Margot Robbie.
No one wants your leftist bullshit here, user.
Women as main characters, fucking kidding me.
Does she even have a character? Just cast a no-name actress who looks like samus should.
She has no character in the games except for the worst one.
lol
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if she'd ever taken a big dick she'd know that magnum condoms are a meme and you need to buy some fringe stuff that actually fits.
t. proud owner of a 8x6 inch penis
people without detached earlobes are subhuman.
Kek and thats your only problem with that picture?
I heard that the guy who created Metroid admitted that Samus is a tranny
It's just my first aside from the obvious.
>We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.
Myself.
Those are as attached as the day is long.
Well samus is trans so i guess it makes sense casting a transgirl right?
look harder
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Check your priviledge cis scum.
This, she'd do a great job portraying a bad bitch with a gun.Has a great face, body and hair for it.
Lara Stone, no competition senpai
Alexis Texas
to think she was married and fucked this guy
Elizabeth Debicki
Anybody but fucking Scarlett Johanssen again.
Yes.
Torn between "yes" and "ten years ago, maybe."
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She has no character and no story whatsoever, so you'd better just take a no name gorgeous /fit/ big breasted blue eyed blonde.