Sup Forums, how do I un-atheist myself?
Pls halp
Just be anti-islam, the rest doesn't matter.
Become agnostic. It's the same thing but less pretentious
take lsd
Pray to St. Ignucius for piety and wisdom.
I already am.
Seems like a good idea
Kill yourself
This
>less pretentious
Become a Pastafarian.
>You don't have to believe a thing
>Heaven has a stripper factory and beer volcano
>Fridays are religious hollidays
>Pirate garb is religious dress
>Collanders are religious headwear
>The 8 I'd Really Rather you Wouldn'ts
>Midgets are FSM's chosen people
>Only religion to NEVER have a war/violence started in the FSMs name.
read the new testament then the old testament and decide for yourself retard
You dont. Theres a better theory out there.
You are immortal; it is impossible to not be, because it is impossible to be conscious of being unconscious. Just that one sentence proves it. It is like these sentences: It is impossible for it to be light and dark at the same time, you cannot have your cake and eat it too. They are simple, but certain facts. The sentence "It is impossible to be conscious of being unconscious" is a simple and certain fact.
Fyi Einstein and Newton is said to believe this
/thread
The problem with that is that the purpose behind religion is to fuel work ethic, and that doesn't seem to be a very work-inducing religion, even if it just a joke.
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in a ceiling fan
Learn to google retard
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I hope this works as a "proper" response to your post.
Backing this up as well
That picture is bullshit.
If there was ever truly nothing, then there would have been no rules, for rules are something.
Had there been no rules, then nothing would have been prohibited.
If nothing was prohibited then what's to stop something coming from nothing?
>retarded atheist strawman much?
Origin of the universe has nothing to do with Atheism.
"either you believe the specific god i worship created the universe or you believe nothing created it" Why are christfags such tards?
>LE FLYING SPAGETI MONSTER DANK MAYMAY
I honestly don't care if you want to be an atheist but could you please not unironically use the most fedora thing imaginable?
LMAO! You are so funny and random and clever and original!
How about its the belief that we don't know the answer to the creation of everything, unlike christ tards, and simply that the we assume what we observe and nothing beyond it. The earliest event we know was a rapid expansion of space resulting in what we can see, proven empirically. Science doesn't say "ITS THE BEGINING OF EVERYTHING", they simply don't know what was before it and don't pretend to. Why is Sup Forums so polluted by the uneducated, honestly, fucking stone age logic.
Atheist friend, what do you think of this?
are you athiests this retarded clearly he is taking the piss out of both yet your atheist fedora tipping ass automatically turns on self defense tipping mode and says dumb shit like that
Some of the smartest people to ever live either believed in a creator or didn't denounce the fact that it is possible the universe was created by a higher power.
Religion was made to help explain to people that the universe was most likely created by said power by way of metaphor.
>Midgets are FSM's chosen people
Fuck this shit.
google fedora.
FSM is neckbeard/autist faggotry
That was the gayest shit I've ever read. How old are you that you find this stuff entertaining?
Christianity is autist faggotry as well
You are THIS triggered
>there's no scientific research or theories about what caused the big bang everyone just gave up at that point
So a god made the sandcastle?
The who made god?
Who is sandcastle?
Whas it a castle after all?
>zombie
Jesus was a lich.
god put fossils in the dirt to test our faith :^)
Convert to Hinduism.
Which means become Indian.
It's kinda like a WALL
more like the backbone of the entire western world
I used to consider myself agnostic but there is no true middle. You're going to lean one way or the other. Although I don't yet fully accept it as a whole I lean more towards Christianity
I'm not very religious but I defend Christian culture, it is one of the main building blocks of European civilisation, and the decline of Christianity and religiosity has given rise to degeneracy and moral degradation.
Pastafarianism is such a gay made up religion, if you don't really believe anything why not believe something cool like Discordianism or go in deep into the Occult. Either it's bullshit (99% chance) and you have a shit ton of fun or it's real and you get your own fucking demon or some shit.
I'd say it's the cancer of the western world, but ok
Stop trying to make sense and just believe.
fuck man without religion this world would be absolute fucking chaos,im not religious per se but it is pretty easy to see that without it wed be living in an amoral degenerate paradise devoid of any true meaning.
Pastafarianism and 21st century neopaganism are inherently degenerate.
see
>implying we aren't living in an amoral degenerate paradise devoid of any true meaning.
Thanks, eh
pic related
> pic related the post
>neopaganism
I'm not a furry user, I'm talking about some aleister crowley shit
That's how I feel about it as well. All faith and whatnot aside the bible is a collection of stories that give really fucking good advice. Like thousands of years of human experiences and lessons condensed into a (somewhat) tedious novel. Hell there's even an entire portion dedicated to short little tips on how to live but I can't for the life of me remember what it's called
Just read your Bible. KJV only. Literally the ultimate redpill. Anyone that says otherwise hasn't read it.
Protip: Revelations says that Israel will be glassed, whilst referring to the jews as merchants.
Ahhahahaha but guys I'm a jedi xD
maybe from a nihilistic point of view, I'm not one for all the moping whining and pissing yourself that comes with that attitude. I believe that there is always hope and I will never admit defeat
>not dreaming of anarchy
It's time to try out Somalia
and for you to give me that tank of gasoline.
guys, god just spoke to me in my head and told me to kill my entire family
should i listen to god?
NRSV is objectively better you proddy scum
yeah start with yourself though
anarchy would be complete shit you faggot
>hes only pretending to be retarded
>fedora tipping
what a fucking faggot. Enjoy your Muslims you yellow toothed faggot.
Firstpostbestpost.
Who cares about christianity or hinduism. Fuck muzzies. That is all.
Leaning one direction or another is natural, leaf user. Preferences exist ant that's fine because you will always have them. There will never be a true middle, but you can be in the middle zone.
See religion as philosophy and then consider which arouses more intellectual interest, the retarded neo-atheists who only basically hate something they don't understand, or genuine musings on the meaning and nature of life and existence.
fpbp
Was this copypasta written several years ago before people knew about meme warfare?
Of course it'll be complete shit. You're the faggot who isn't dreaming of making everyone miserable.
What if god made him by himself?
Slam your head into a wall 10-15 times. Make sure you find a stud too.
FPBP
this
>Japanese "Art"
This
guys i just saw jesus's face on my piece of toast
is this a sign our lord will return?
Proverbs
They're not mutually exclusive. You can still hold your own morals and excitement for living.
Just don't care what happens, that's what I do.
Learn magic by playing games.
This.
I don't give a fuck what you believe as long as it's not Islam.
I just started reading about Christianity and it's alright.
One Jew to rule the goyim, One Jew to blind them
One Jew to trick the goyim and to the darkskins bind them
>an organism that can mutate and is subject to natural selection over many successive generations
>a pile of sand
>these two things are the same
Theist logic
>He doesn't worship Kek
What's wrong with you?
fuck off Jew
Western culture is Christian. You secular utopia is never happening.
Read the works of Wolfgang Smith. Realize the Catholicism is the only true rational religion.
Your right I'm the one dreaming of making every non white not exist
>for no reason
But I thought it was because of gravity
go away kike
the 8 i'd rather you wouldn't sound like SJW propaganda.
Smoke a massive amount of weed and eat a shitload of magic mushrooms. If that don't do it, i don't know what will.
Please, apathetic master race
If there is a god, or not, who gives a shit. He's clearly not gonna turn up in your fucking shitty life since there's people better/worse than you literally everywhere. Therefore, whether it exists is irrelevant since it won't ever involve itself personally in your life.
Plus then you don't need to have any justification for having morals. It's literally "Fuck it, I'm doing my own thing forever and there's not a damn thing you can do about it"
can you prove that castle being in the most thermodynamically favored state? if not, then it isn't possible for it to happen and that is why you don't see sand castles magically forming
oyy vey
>thought-terminating cliche
Critical thinking isn't your strong suit, is it?
Nobody worships kek. Meme magic is just willpower manifest.
OP, I suggest you look into the evidence for miracles.
He's sent countless messengers. Fatima, Guadalupe, Shroud of Turin, stigmatas... God exists.
I suggest everyone watch this video.
youtube.com
After that, look into the evidence for the Gospels.
>my little microcosm is more important than literally the reason for any and all things
You're not apathetic. You're just self absorbed.
God, I've got a friend who posts obnoxious "atheist" image macros on Facebook every fucking day, multiple times a day. It's always the same tired fucking anti-Christian rhetoric to.
But then he starts sucking Muslim cock every fucking chance he gets. Not a single cute little picture showing how Muslims are "dumb for believing in a God." So his petulant "atheism" is just anti-Christianism.
>Sup Forums, how do I un-atheist myself?
- consternate about the finality of death
- browse some quantum field theory until your dullard brain aches
- read some nihilist philosophy
- burn toast and shit in varied ways until you get a pareidolic image resembling Jesus in the bread / turd mound
- when shit goes bump in the night, imagine what ghost / ghoul / demon / angel it might be
- ...and if you're still vacillating about whether godtardism is for you, bash your head into the corner of a brick wall 6~12 times
>chenqui
Kill yourself. Please.
You're goddamn right. I'm apathetic about god, not myself.
>you should take care of your some every second and not let him/her live your life cus he can get hurt