Yo what is this shit? Found on the California coast yesterday

Yo what is this shit? Found on the California coast yesterday.

Underside view of the creepy shit

Looks like AIDS to me
But what do i know? Im just a dog

Well, a dog's answer is better than no answer.

Sea fleshlight

Take it to a museum. There's a cloning lab in the basement.

looks like the shell of one of those sea insects

looks like polyplacophore, or another closely related thing of which the name escapes me

Have these motherfucker never seen a cowry

wash your hands, dont touch any part of your body until you do

What does it taste like?

>Leaving house without Pokédex
>Being this much of a pleb

Piss off to the outdoors & nature board.

Holy fucking kek

It's a bavarian creme pastry. Take a bite OP. It's DELICIOUS.

Some type of cowry. Although massive and absolutely gorgeous. Keep that.

its a zergling lester

It reminds me of a limpet.
It should be fine to handle, so long as you don't adhere its foot to yourself.

Underrated

It's a chiton

that

lick it. dubs demands it

>Keep that
It's alive you savage

It's obviously a wireless mouse op, what are you fucking gay

Bread

>you can't keep living things you SAVAGE
it's called a fucking pet

top kek

Keeping a living thing captive is in itself the act of a savage

Sharpie on its pooper.

Numbers demand.

some radioactive mutant sea creature that has died and washed ashore from the uncountable amount of fukushima nuclear waste being leaked into the pacific ocean since 2011. you're probably surrounded by it yourself and will die in several years or so.

put it back in the water and let it live

It's a Kabuto ya dunce

Precious ambergris.

It's a nigger egg. Destroy it before it hatches and rapes.

Put it on your erect dick and jot down your findings

only if it does not have the faculties to realize it's in a cage

Some kind of chitin? Sea cucumber? Sea squirt?

Mole cowry

> Implying that everyone in the Pokemon world has a Pokedex when it's actually quite rare.
> Being this much of a noob

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