/heem/: McChicken edition

this is a webm of his first professional loss

Upcoming events:

1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/20: LFA 2 - Richman vs Stojadinovic
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - Guillard vs Njokuani
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Danis vs Agazarm
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Hendricks vs Lombard
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Bigg Pigg fighting Lombard, headlining UFC FN 105
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/johny-hendricks-moves-to-middleweight-meets-hector-lombard-at-ufc-fight-night-105-in-halifax

>UFC FN 103 salaries
mmamania.com/2017/1/17/14304766/ufc-fight-night-103-full-payouts-and-salaries-bj-penns-150000-leads-the-way-mma

>Ngannou on Arlovski fight
mmamania.com/2017/1/18/14310488/francis-ngannou-im-better-than-andrei-arlovski-will-prove-it-ufc-on-fox-23-denver

>Hashad on Blackzilians drama
mmamania.com/2017/1/18/14301298/ufc-rashad-evans-says-blackzilians-camp-fragmented-due-to-constant-high-school-drama-mma

>Gilbert Burns injured, out of 208 bout against Paul Felder
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/821541860862730240

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schaub bless

Schaub is God

Schaub bless

Best OP

THANK YOU OP, much love

good lads

Based

>Jamie what's going on with that TV

Tyron has some balls calling Thompson entitled

Woodley is NIGGER

Don't set off the psycho user

This guy is confirmed the spammer.

He makes it REALLY hard to like him

Look at me. This is the thread now.

HIS CHIN.
IS DONE.
HE IS A GLASS CANON.

Gracias hermano, necesitamos tu ayuda

>False flag racebaiting
Sad

>confirming tyron's claims

Leaving this up here in case anyone wants to get in on this.

>Flyweight

>Bantamweight

>Featherweight

>Lightweight

>Welterweight

>Middleweight

>Light Heavyweight

>Heavyweight

>Woman's Strawweight

>Woman's Bantamweight

>Woman's Featherweight

>Flyweight
DJ
>Bantamweight
Cody
>Featherweight
Aldo
>Lightweight
Conor
>Welterweight
Woodley
>Middleweight
Rockhold
>Light Heavyweight
Rumble
>Heavyweight
NGANNOU
>Woman's Strawweight
Joanna
>Woman's Bantamweight
Pena
>Woman's Featherweight
De randamaie

THE ACTUALLY ONLY REAL GOAT LIST

1. Anderson Silva
2. Fedor
3. GSP
4 . Jones(could be #1, but he is just a genetic freak with too many advantages)
5. Aldo
6. Fabricio Werdum(beat nog, fedor and cain)
7. Conor Mcgregor
8. Dan Henderson
9. Daniel Cormier
10. Joe Rogan

>Flyweight
Mighty Mouse
>Bantamweight
Dillasnake
>Featherweight
Aldo
>Lightweight
BASED FERGO
>Welterweight
Thompson
>Middleweight
BisKING
>Light Heavyweight
Humble Rumble
>Heavyweight
Stiopic
>Women's Strawweight
Joanna
>Women's Bantamweight
Valentina
>Women's Featherweight
Cyborg

>Jannies deleted older thread cuz it was shit

Respect.

>Flyweight
Kyoji
>Bantamweight
Rivera
>Featherweight
Holloway
>Lightweight
Ferg
>Welterweight
Gastelum
>Middleweight
Mousasi
>Light Heavyweight
Rumble
>Heavyweight
JDS
>Woman's Strawweight
JJ
>Woman's Bantamweight
Nunes
>Woman's Featherweight
Nunes

>Aldo above Conor
>Jones despite being outed as an eyepoking roider

>Joe
I am completely ok with this.

>>Flyweight:DJ
>>Bantamweight:TJ
>>Featherweight:Holloway
>>Lightweight:Khabib
>>Welterweight:Maia
>>Middleweight:Romero
>>Light Heavyweight:Jones
>>Heavyweight:Ngannou
>>Woman's Strawweight:Andrade
>>Woman's Bantamweight:Schevchenko
>>Woman's Featherweight:Megan

>Stealing my (you) laundering scheme

fuck u goof

>Flyweight
MM
>Bantamweight
Dillashaw
>Featherweight
Aldo
>Lightweight
Ferguson
>Welterweight
Woodley
>Middleweight
Romero
>Light Heavyweight
Rumble
>Heavyweight
JDS
>Woman's Strawweight
JJ
>Woman's Bantamweight
Nunes
>Woman's Featherweight
literally what

Bellator 170 - This Saturday (01/21)
Tito Ortiz vs. Chael Sonnen
Paul Daley vs. Brennan Ward
Ralek Gracie vs. Hisaki Kato
Keorgi Karakhanyan vs. Emmanuel Sanchez
Derek Campos vs. Derek Anderson

Gastelum could honestly win WW but uncle Dana isn't allowing that goof back in.

>Flyweight
DJ
>Bantamweight
Dillashaw
>Featherweight
Holloway, Aldo will move up
>Lightweight
Kebab
>Welterweight
Woodley
>Middleweight
Anderson Silva
>Light Heavyweight
DC
>Heavyweight
Could be anyone honestly, my bet is Werdoom
>Woman's Strawweight
Alexa Grasso
>Woman's Bantamweight
Amanda Nunes
>Woman's Featherweight
Amanda Nunes

>caring about Bellator

Do people unironically think jimmie rivera will win the title??

how many times Conor defended any of his belts?
If he started defending he could easily be in the top 3 GOATs

>I watch UFC

>Flyweight
MM
>Bantamweight
Doug Funny
>Featherweight
Holloway
>Lightweight
Conor
>Welterweight
Wonderboy
>Middleweight
Yoel
>Light Heavyweight
DC
>Heavyweight
Ben Rothwell
>Woman's Strawweight
Joanna
>Woman's Bantamweight
Valentina
>Woman's Featherweight
De Randamie

THE REAL GOAT LIST

1. Nigerian Dwarf goat
2. Boer goat
3. Saanen goat
4. Toggenburg goat
5. Anglo-Nubian goat

MMA P4P REAL GOAT LIST

1. Mirko Goat Cop
2. Resplendent Rodent
3. Bas Rutten
4. DC
5. GSP
6. Gayguard Musashi
7. Roided Aldo
8. Roided Silva
9. Dominick snooze
10. Roided eyepoking reachbabby Jones

>Flyweight
LOL Mighty Mouse
>Bantamweight
Cruz
>Featherweight
Edgar (My Boy)
>Lightweight
Khabib
>Welterweight
Maia
>Middleweight
Romero
>Light Heavyweight
Rumble
>Heavyweight
Stipe
>Woman's Strawweight
Joanna
>Woman's Bantamweight
Nunes
>Woman's Featherweight
De Randamie

Nigger

Gastly is going to comeback after heeming Vitor then get both WW and MW belts

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>edgar

did you not watch ufc 200 or what?

***OFFICIAL TOP 10 MMA GOAT LIST***

1. Brock Lesnar
2. Josh Barnett
3. Bobby Lashley
4. Ken Shamrock
5. Phillip Brooks
6. Batista
7. Alberto Del Rio
8. Dan Severn
9. Kazushi Sakuraba
10. Butterbean

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>Flyweight
Pettis
>Bantamweight
Cody
>Featherweight
Aldo
>Lightweight
Tony ferguson
>Welterweight
Larkin
>Middleweight
Whittaker
>Light Heavyweight
Misha cirkunov
>Heavyweight
francis ngannou
>Woman's Strawweight
Grasso
>Woman's Bantamweight
Raquel pennington
>Woman's Featherweight
Mee-gan anderson

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>I watch Lellator

You've done it now, we're not going to see any quotation marks for a while

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>nigger trigger
good job

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>age: 35

That's like 40 in Featherweight and Bantamweight

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THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU

THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU

Now look what you've done.

How can they compete?

Reminder that weed and stevia are the 2 most important ingredients of a successful life

Unfortunately you can't talk like this on /heem/

>Flyweight
Mighty meme
>Bantamweight
Silly Dilly
>Featherweight
Holloway
>Lightweight
Fergie
>Welterweight
Cerrone
>Middleweight
Roidmero
>Light Heavyweight
Jones
>Heavyweight
Steepay
>Woman's Strawweight
The Striking Goblin
>Woman's Bantamweight
Nunez
>Woman's Featherweight
Holm

what a shitty thread so far.

did i trigger some negroes?

IT WORKED! SCHAUB BLESS!

You triggered some dumbass who thinks bbc pics will upset you.

2017 /heem/ is great

Cheeky wanks were had.

No, I did, and it was a good performance on Aldo's part. I just see for some reason Aldo defending against Holloway then moving up to 155.
Just let me hope and believe, senpai.

Was there an image of Tyron Woodley in "12 Years a Slave" or am I misremembering it?

...

Schaubs corpse bless

>E-E-EVERYBODY WAS CALLING WOODLEY A N-N-NIGGER BEFORE THE LAWLER FIGHT AND COUNTED HIM OUT!!!

>HEEM IS SO RACIST WAHHH!!!

Friendly reminder that's why this insecure faggot racebaits and spams so much

Guy needs to get help

Tiffany bless this tread

I LOHVE YU MYKE

SEE YU SOON.... BOI

I LO U MYKE

Spammer BTFO

I bet he's switching his proxy while seething with rage.

why is he eating a plate full of gravy with a knife and fork. can we build a wall around iceland

is chael gonna win the apprentice guys?

...

He's definitely the most professional person there. Just gonna come down to whether or not Leila Ali guns for Chael. It's gonna be them 2 in the finals imo.

>Flyweight
Bibulatov

>Bantamweight
Cruz

>Featherweight
Aldo

>Lightweight
Khalabib

>Welterweight
Maia

>Middleweight
Yoel

>Light Heavyweight
Jones

>Heavyweight
Werdum

>Woman's Strawweight
JJ

>Woman's Bantamweight
Nunes

>Woman's Featherweight
Nunes

my girlfrend is reddit nerd and has a meme keyboard without any numbers or punctuation marks on it i'm going to permaheem her

>Flyweight
>Bibulatov

Some can crusher is going to take flyweight by storm?

War machine is that you?

Why has nobody shared these yet

youtube.com/watch?v=M47--fQDm8c

youtube.com/watch?v=gcqZ7mKDigw

youtube.com/watch?v=PYh_uMb8Hoc

it has been shared, fag.

prove it

previous thread.

>Joe Rogan Live
>His guest says "maybe we all have a bit of autism"

Lol this guy knows.

RUSKIE'D

>posted after the new thread was made
doesn't count desu

So in other news we got Johny Hendricks vs Lombard

MM already cleared out his division, pretty sure Bibulatov is gonna make it more exciting

Not only that, then Rogan went on to say something about Autism being the next form of human evolution

never liked Enson Inoue desu

I think I preferred Ranallo's version of the story, wtf is this crap

Yair is BEANER

>then Rogan went on to say something about Autism being the next form of human evolution

Tyron is from Ferguson, Missouri. That should tell you everything you need to know about his race baiting shenanigans

what went wrong?

Ngannou is a beautiful and caring human being