How Bri'ish are you?

How Bri'ish are you?

Kebab is greek.

I grab a turkish kebab to watch american shows on a japanese monitor

Wait isn't that the description of America?

but none of that is applicable to us

DUDE GLOBAL MARKET LMAO SO MULTICULTI SO PROGRESSIVE DUDE

We don't usually eat kebab or curry.

you can litearlly make one of these for any country tho

What do you eat usually? Burgers or different sandwiches?
No you can't

I looooovvee British culture xD

The British accent is my favorite :)

Why does that image look like an American flag?

i guess you would drown in shart if that wasnt the case

Sandwich's and soup. Sometimes pizza.

>german car
yup
>irish pub
nah
>indian curry
nah
>turkish kebab
unlikely but possible
>swedish furniture
yep
>american shows
nah
>japanese tv
yep

>german car
???
>irish pub
theres no such thing
>belgian beer
???
>indian curry
the curry that we eat originates from england
>turkish kebab
its actually greek
>swedish furniture
are there even any ikea stores here?
>american shows
american shows arent actually that popular in general, just the very most like breaking bad. its american films that are more popular
>japanese tv
*japanese or korean

my dentist told me off hard because i have more caries than actual teeth

What they've written in the OP is stretching it even for Britain. An Irish pub? lmao you can tell it was made by a Yank seeing as there is fuck all difference between British and Irish drinking establishments. About television shows we watch a mix of our own and American, though after America Britain is the 2nd biggest exporter of television content in the world so everyone else is watching our shit. We drink all kinds of beers, ales and stouts so that's bollocks too. Driving a German car is about the only sensible one. Televisions are all made in China these days.

>German car
Lol no. Japanese cars are better designed and more economical
>Irish pub
What is this, Boston?
>Belgian beer
Muh Microbrews
>Curry, Kebab
More like Chinese and taco's
>Swedish furniture
IKEA has a pretty shit reputation here, so probably not.
>American shows
That's a given
>Japanese TV
Most likely, or Korean.

>No you can't
yes you can

I meant an equivalent for your country.

>an irish pub

Some disgusting fat American nigger made this, didn't they? I've only ever heard them described a general pub from the British Isles as """"Irish"""". Thick twats.

No you can't because OP picture is wrong, maybe it's applicable to a single city but not to the entire country