Character pours coffee straight out of the pot

>character pours coffee straight out of the pot
>drinks it without sugar or milk

>Sup Forums poster uploads frogs

I drink coffee without milk or sugar could I be in movies!?!?

>diluting the bean
check out this pussy

>character doesn't drink straight from the pot

I drink my coffee black

enjoy your diabetus

>character accidentally spills coffee on himself
>proceeds to pour the whole pot on his shirt and pants because he just doesn't care anymore

>Not drinking coffee for the caffeine high

Make sure to watch Million Dollar Extreme Presents World Peace™!
Friday nights at 12.15 on [adult swim]

>drinking your coffee with babby sugarmilk
>drinking your liquor with babby syrup soda
>eating your steak with babby gravy

>character pays black man to cum inside his pretty blonde wife
>doesn't meticulously lick every drop of black cum out of her pussycat afterwards

even worse

>eating steak with ketchup/tomato sauce

>being such a faggot that coffee gives you any kind of ''high'''''

>being such a degenerate that caffeine no longer works

If you drink coffee you are a little cuckold baby child.
>needing a harsh stimulant just to get through your day
Pathetic.

>making things palatable

FUCKING PLEBS

Hahahah I didn't even know that happens

>he doesn't chew the beans raw

Fucking homos

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Don't flood the kitchen with ice cream.

it tastes good you fag

>character doesn't drink it with rum

>police officer has bottle of liquor in the desk and drinks it throughout the day

>Not drinking coffee purely for the laxative effect

that actually happens. i would say lawyers should be shown as alcoholics more though

must be a really popular kitchen serving bitter coffee with nothing in it

would actually rather stub my pinky toe against the coffee table repeatedly

>Cop gets coffee on day before retirement
>Dies

I will say, when having coffee along side pie or a danish... cream & sugar is a real treat.

>character drinks tea without a drop of milk, honey and stevia

Well, yeah? Probably good coffee, since they're not afraid to let people taste the actual coffee.

>character buys a cup of coffee
>doesn't put anything in it and its steaming hot
>character gulps it down in one or two gulps

*tips fedo-do*

interesting. i prefer darker coffee when im eating, and a lighter one on its own.

>stevia
spotted the veganfag

>honey
>keeping bees and stealing their food source
>eating an animal product
Must be vegan

He also mentioned milk. Milk sure is vegan

>pours boiling coffe into cup
>drinks it five seconds later