I'm drunk, alone, fapped 5 times today, make 8k a month, 2/10 at best. ask me anything

I'm drunk, alone, fapped 5 times today, make 8k a month, 2/10 at best. ask me anything

Last time you experienced an episode of flatulence?

What work do you do my man?

Want to help a poorfag pay rent?
Will give you workout advice in exchange

>fap 5 times
>alone
>2/10
>make 8k

so why can't you just go and get lipho? seriously. I mean, you just lay there, go nigh night, and say bye to shit that makes you ugly.

Some people are simply ugly, regardless of their weight.

fair enough but at least he can be a 5/10.
I believe unless you have a genetic condition or deformity, anyone can be at least a 6/10 if they apply themselves. you'd be surprised how well not just your body or physique may look, but you face as well after losing weight.

When will you get your gf?

8k a month and a lonely fat fuck. Go pull some bitches

>ask me anything

>asks him something

yet OP is nowhere to be found.
fucking bitch

Questions:
1. What do you do for a living?
2. How did you come to the conclusion that you're a 2/10? Only a member of the opposite gender could truly judge.
3. What are you drinking?
4. What did you fap to?
5. How old are you?
6. Bonus question: are you a summerfag?

1. freelance social media manager
2. girls avoid me like the plague. I had a gf who was equally 2/10 for a while but then she left me so fuck it
3. drinking a shit ton of wine
4. Fapped with my VR headset. virtualrealporn, sexbabesvr, and myfavorite vrcosplayx
5. 27
6. guess so

I had a gf but she left me. fuck it LOL

nigga im here

nah dawg

too much fucking work man. shit's heavy

I'm just ugly

youre right, i spoke too soon
my sincerest apologies user i was under the impression that my furious outburst was falling on deaf ears
once again i am very sorry please forgive me
i did not mean those things dont hack my xbox account seriously i said im sorry

you're safe homie. I'll show you mercy

what do you do with all your big bucks?

I'm a cryptocurrency day-trader as a hobby. I buy bitcoin, etherium, LTC and ripple. I win some, I lose some, overall, I've had a gain of about 2k.

me:
>fapped 2 times today
>alone (and pretty happy)
>3/10 (44 yo, fat)
>make us$96k/year (chemist)

if you don't mind me asking (and this is Sup Forums so fuck urself) what kind of chemistry do you do? and as a 44 year old, what do you fap to? That's a serious question. No judging. I fucking fap to cosplay shit and lesbian stuff young 20s. What do you fap to?

Please understand this: everyone lies about their salary on Sup Forums.

will you have sex with me? im attracted to guys like you and want to be dominated

What state are you in?