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habs suck
montreal sucks
quebec sucks

leafs are elite

>mcnoise
>mcsecondary

3rd for BROONS

>McSecondary

As an American I'm forced to believe you on the virtue of Matthews alone

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

mcdavid IS generational

finlands best player ever peaked in his rookie season LMFAO

Now that we reached the midway point, I have to ask: Is he Cell key material?

habs collapse NOW

but he is mexican

BREAKING: Generational secondary assist man Connor McDavid has assisted on two goals scored on NHL goalie and inter-team pinball James Reimer.

Nope. He's just not ready.

trochek is pretty good, too bad he will have his career wasted in florida

where's my clipart, boob

>101 McSecondaries in 91 games

Nice """"""""""league""""""""""" you got here, Gary.

it isn't in the budget lad, not this year. maybe next year if you give uncle eugene a more firm commitment on those season tickets

>generational
>mcdavid
wew we what do you think about that generational player atkinson? Or Carter?

>Justin Schultz has 30 pts as a defenseman
the oilers are literally career killers lmao

>being this mad

Generational imo.

he's dogshit defensively though. He needs to get that shit together so he's worth his contract to be honest.

i like this post

cbj sucks too btw

really have to wonder how much better mcmeme could be if he wasn't help back by edmonton

Frank Vatrano has two goals tonight. Generational or generational?

Best part is Therrien will keep his job because muh injuries.

>35 assists
>22 primary assists

please end your life

fact: if you would take mcdavid over matthews you are the type of fag that would ultimately end up with a team much like the edmonton oilers of the last 8 years. thanks, but i'll take the stanley cup.

sorry bud only secondary assists matter

if he gets one secondary assist with those i would say generational.

Reminder that the Oilers were so asshurt from losing the 2006 SCF to the Canes that they missed the playoffs for an entire decade and picked first in the draft almost every year

They will literally never recover

>if it wasnt for the kessel trade edmonton would be ruining mathews career right now

Matthews is already better than le skate fast and get secondary assists man.

Ryan Kesler is quietly having a great season

Oilers will win a cup far more recently than the laffs ever will you stupid American pig.

>Kessel somehow escaped Torontistan

WTF I love Phil now

and if you take matthews you end up not winning the cup since there was six teams in the league

kek

KEK

and if u want a dynasty, look no further than the pic on OP.

shhhh don't hate on mcsecondary, he'll leave deadmonton literally as soon as fucking possible and then he might become an actually generational player for your team

Darnell Nurse is generational.

>Dubnyk was almost banished from the NHL while on the oilers
>he's the favorite for the Vezina this year on a different team
MY FUCKING SIDES

le skate very fast and throw the puck toward a bunch of skates and sticks boy ... heh, thanks for my secondary assist, league *sheathes skates*

When has Edmonton made the playoffs in the past couple of years? I remember the Leafs making the playoffs more recently than them. So kiss my Punjabi ass fuck head. Go Leafs!

was sailor moon even on that long?

don't get me started on jared spurgeon

oilers will be on the fast track to another first overall draft pick once someone snaps mcseondary's clavicle again

>1967

l2speakenglish

i remember it being on almost every day during the mid-late 90s.

Oilers are perfect because they are the best part of the country.

>75% of auston mathews assists are primary
>his linemates consist of rookie winger and a childrens author that sometimes chases down pucks

really makes you think

edmongolia is literally a gulag. probably our shittiest major city beside winnishithole

Remember when """generational""" Connor McDavid couldn't even lead his team to an OHL Championship, let alone a Memorial Cup win?

>2006

You also forgot that he's 3rd in goals

...

>all laffs fans are pajeets

really makes you think

>matthews goes to front of net
>hyman forechecks, steals puck, saucers through five players right to matthews stick
>"matthews so good!"
really makes me think

>be from Edmonton
>wake up
>huff gas
>collect unemployment

I'm a pajeet who likes the Oilers. Your argument is invalid.

>leafs are elite
That's not how you spell "lucky to get the second wild card spot by a long stretch"
>cbj sucks too btw
You wish

>be from Edmonton
no thx

>looks at the list of players who have won memorial cups
>its a bunch of gutter tier "stars"

not really. all laffs fans may be pajeets but not all pajeets are laffs fans

>zach hyman successfully completing a pass

lmao don @ me cbj loser your team has never won a playoff series

I'm from North Dakota and I want to say that Alberta when you are not in the cities is quite nice.

If they kept Dubby >we wouldn't have McSecondary :^]

Good post.

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literally every single matthews goal is set up by hyman, leafs fans are just too dumb to notice

you misspelled Connor "E L I T E" Brown

Marian Hossa
Jarome Iginla
Scott Niedermayer

Okay. There's a first time for everything

>le gritty meat and potatos man is the reason Matthews is so good
>t-trust me

suck my fat dick you coilers faggots

the panthers WILL win!

i didnt realize matthews scored there

you fucking retard

>this delusional
i told you not to @ me too

>mcsecondary cuck literally can't see actual assists

checks out lol

auston:
>thicc
>good boy
>stronk
>nice boy
>shoot good
>pass good
>man
>finish his glass of milk
>clean his room
>doesn't have acne
>powerful
>big boy
>fat cocked alpha male
>bass in voice

connor mcdavid:
>skate fast
>throw the puck around like a pinball machine at random
>need to be surrounded by guys who were already good before you
>terrible acne very ugly
>talk quietly and gayly
>secondary assist babby

yeah

I'm not an Oilers fan but you really don't have any room to shit talk Kippers as the Nucks are worse than both the laffs and the Oilers.

according to this goal, edmonton fans believe Jean-Gabriel Pageau is a generational player

>even without Crosby scoring, the Pens STILL manage to slam the Hasbs 4-1
hon hon hon hon hon

>americans worshipping a halfbreed
ahahahahaha you really cant make this up

truly the most cuckolded nation ever, japan really did some damage at pearl harbour it seems

aho

>auston mathews is so good he makes a childrens author that sometimes shoots the puck in the general direction of the opposing teams goalie into a viable top 6 winger

really makes me think

why do oilniggers worship an irishman?

I want them both to be worst and not make the playoffs again.

Both* teams have the longest no playoffs streak.

*shortened season don't count

Oilers are better than you. Edmonton is better than you. Us Canadians are better than you. Kill yourself.

fact not opinion.

mcdavid is literally all they have right now, you cant blame them for clinging on to him.

>no cups
That's gotta sting

why do you worship a halfbreed spic beaner lmfao
>b-build the wall
>t-trump
>g-go senor matthews

>getting angrier and angrier

huh...

why do canadians constantly have to talk about sexual fetishes and racism when we're discussing hockey players? i know canadian hockey are the same as american baseball fans, entitled casuals, but they could at least pretend

>my
team is above edmonton by quite a lot desu

i don't worship mattwhos though

>"deport mexicans"
>"build the wall"
>"fuck mexico"
>"wait leave that ugly halfbreed cuckold spawn here"

>america

>mcsecondary
>B-B-BUT HALFBREED SPIC STUPID P-PAJEET REEEEEEEEEE

Shorks @ Kongs bread