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Forever Walking Edition

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poster below me is a nonce

plymouth

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teach you runts to log in to my Sup Forums account....

Anime

post above me is a nonce

poster above me is a nonce

Any fast-stream lads in?

Passed the FSAC, waiting for my stream specific AC in 2 week. I read it was fairly easy but I'm studying like mad fer it.

I'm just curious as to what happens if you pass the FSAC and then don't get through the next stages. Seems like a bit of a pisstake.

You've gone feral

i thought you was a lady
SUFFRAGETTE
JET

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genuinely love the skips smell my bellend produces. is it pheromones?

Me

not fond of this election malarkey lads, feel a dark storm brewing for Europe's future

poster 2 posts below me is a nonce

Listening to the latest Joe rogan experience lads...Feeling pretty enlightened

*concocts a dastardly plot*

Should I open a stocks and share ISA with Hargreaves Lansdown lads?

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balls smell like cum

190 is a nonce

>190 is a nonce

no he's not

she was 16

lost my bleedin railcard! gosh DARN ITTTTTTTTTT

if this chick didnt have the edgy goth look i'd fucc her 2bh

is a nonce

190cm is a baby rapist

190cm is alright

Kek

hahaha just remembered 190c(hild)m(olester) is on the register hahahahaha

Business idea: Workers Republic of Lancashire

baby smells like cum

just shit myself and ran crying to my mum

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>he fell for the memestream

creasing

any idea what her farts might smell like, lads?
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libellous smear campaign

*cocks my gun*

brit is finally dead.

haha get fucked rorkes

this desu

>mum found the cum couch

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need a somali-british gf to cook me a halal breakfast

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190 is a good lad. Enjoy talking about 'nime with him sometimes. Thailad is alright too.

Pakipoo can fuck of though.

we're all in here

Room smells like fart, shit, cum and body odour. Not even memeing.

*shrugs shoulders*

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ahem
may I have your attention please

could the real lisicki please walk towards me

you're a pretty short lad

Just going to ride it out and jump onto the private sector meme.

I could go straight to private 2bh, being a trained economist and all, but my friends in big boy consultancy say its alot of work and i'd rather piss about.

why does she talk about nothing for >1min
>halal pork
it's a no from me

You are a... homosexual no dick, no balls, no testicles the only dick you have is on your... head

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She's gone private
What did you do?

hate when I need to drive my mums car
its such shit, it feels like driving a fat woman from inside her vagina except with all sorts of stupid computer shit and cheap plastic everywhere.

my car is old but so much better to drive

how no one says 'grim' anymore

*walks alone*

I do desu

grim

grim

grim

grim

grim

grime

mirg

last two digits are how many seats the tories will gain

grim

really don't give a fuck about your gay career plans. don't ever reply to me again.

heating up some water with the electric kettle my mom got me for easter

rim

counting these as (you)s . here's your percentage

grim

Just remember you do not need to put it in the microwave

imgr

kys (kiss yourself)

thanks pal

the gf

Honestly don't think my anus can take anymore batterings

grim

Uh... Did the whale eat her?

Might go for a walk

Hate people overusing grim

>tfw bought 'mong' back into the /brit/ lexicon

grim

alright lads

meet me on the hoe tomorrow by the lighthouse at 0700, bring a canoe/kayak if you have one if not we can swim it

we'll land on the north side jetty then just storm the island, I don't think anyone lives there so we should have the island by lunch time

bring snacks and a bottle of water

see you tomorrow x

best she smells nice

no you fucking didn't that was me
twat

Lads I was being autistic and thought no one was in the house and was screaming about the house making sex noises, no idea why. And my Mum started shouting up the stairs telling me to never bring a girl home again if I was going to be that lad. Absolutely mortified. Shan't be leaving the room again

PUT THE GUN DOWN

can you get an annulment because you're gay

>tfw brought 'tfw no fat gf' back into the /feel/ lexicon

How did the Yanks become so fucking rich?

grim

you MUST be joking, I've been saying mong all me life
fucking mong
ill let you off this time

grim

grim

grim

grim

NEED a fat, stinky, hairy, half pinoy goth gf