ITT: Your countries greatest statues

ITT: Your countries greatest statues.

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Trudeau cancelled the conservatives plans to build this statue, it was supposed to represent a mother holding her arms out waiting for her soldiers to return from Europe. It was going to be called Mother Canada, way too patriotic for the Liberals

Also this flower-thing.

It opens and closes everyday, following the sunlight patterns.

Honestly Brazil wins this won.

A FUCKING STONE KIKE

Also, workers monument, maybe?

Kind of depressing given how long she's been waiting and we all know why they're not back.
Monuments should say "well that sucked BUT!..." not just "This sucks."

Russia has a real good one with "The Motherland Calls"

Nah.
It's big but it's also very simple.
Russia wins.

>statue of liberty
>doesn't know about the poem

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

1/2 Gregory of Nin

I'm sorry there's too many to list

2/2 Ban Josip Jelacic

my great great whatever grandfather

>Trudeau cancelled the conservatives plans to build this statue
FUCKING SERIOUSLY?
fuck im tired of this asshole and it hasnt even been a year.

The Big Merino, Golbourn NSW

But, La Statue de la Liberté is french m8.

Yeah, it was like one of the first things he did

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>wins this won

thank you for adding a fresh new malapropism to my repertoire

RESPECT THE ROBOT

I hate Brazil but this is probably my favorite statue.

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A FUCKING SHEEP

bow down

This right here

Captain Cook statue in my town doing the Nazi salute for some reason.

You want that stupid fucking thing back, Ahmed? It's all yours.

does this count

Just imagine how ashamed he would be if be could see the disgusting, fat neet his descendent is.

It's called a roman salute you uncultured pleb.

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No it isn't fatty

Why would you hate Brazil?

Wow, a Jesus made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "You did remember to fireproof this, right dumbass?"

of course it's fucking america

im doing alright

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yep

and arguably cooler than the Liberty

>tfw people discover these faces after the world goes to shit for awhile

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Statue commemorating the defendesr of Brest fortres, these badass guys held their defences for 3 months cut off from any supply lines

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_salute

My daughters would love that, in fact my daughters first sentence was "I like butter"

France, is that you?

Bzzt wrong

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We already got one, Tyrone. But thanks anyway

Eyyy oim fekken Bruce end oim nadda shitposta.
Oistrayan posts are the numba wone postas on foe chain, Canadians are the numba wone shitpostas not us yeh fekken pooftah
Ye dumb cawnts keep cawllin us shitpostas but we ain't no shitpostas ye fekken cawnts!!!!

a fucking fish lion

Shut up chink lmao

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Give back the stolen generation!

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It's a glimpse into what our country will become in the next few decades - a shitty racemixed trash culture and tons of poor people wallowing in crime-ridden favela shanties away from the elite ruling class.

No they're ours now!

We gave them back. We didn't say in what condition though. Most of them are fucked up, but they were abo anyway so it was a matter of time. We even said sorry, tongue in cheek of course.

There's a reason why you're called down under

King Louis IX

Give back their land stupid racist >: (
>saying sorry
You're not a Canadian shitposter

My wife's son would love that

>Hey look, a white Argentine!

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ayy

>He says, not noticing the leaf poking up from the position of unironic, legitimately shit posters.

>Canadian shitposter

You're right, I am on 5 levels of irony whenever I post, you guys are legitimately butthurt autists.

France BTFO

this chart is pretty shit senpai
most japan posters have some pretty sick bantz

That's fucking Amazing. Almost as great as the big banana.

France is a joke

The Maoris have some pretty based statues.

powerful imagery

I don't make the rules. This chart was rumored to have been forged by kek himself, in the fires of Tumblr's raw butthurt after the independence day war.

I did notice stupid bitch I have perfect vision
>I am le so ironic lol
Okay R*ddit

lmao where is this

Bass Reeves
More like Based Reeves
Fort Smith Arkansas, I drive by it occasionally.

In respect to your New Zealand neighbors culture i presume?

Then make a new one you fucking nerd

That would be extremely painful

All good bants are either slick as fuck or ironic, the latter makes Canadians almost as butthurt as you are right now.

English man here. My city has lots of statues. There are so many uncultured baboons in this world. Spoils my tea, it really does.

No they had a ram on their one shilling coin

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Not as slick as the lube you use when you meet up with Jamal

Mount Rushmore in the Black Hills of South Dakota

Fish molesting a little boy, or the other way around.

>Jesus wants a hug!

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General William Darby......also Fort Smith Arkansas

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Yeah, we made mad bank back in the day from wool. We actually have more sheep that New Zealand, without having a reputation of fucking them. It isn't the number of sheep that give New Zealand that reputation, it's the fact that they actually do it.

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Damn, that is beautiful. Columbia represents America, beautiful that you Canadians tried. Sorry I'm sure your overweight 35 year old gay man sculpture named "Craig from Toronto" will work

>tfw your greatest monument was built by Baguettes

probably a similar feeling to:

>tfw your greatest monuments were destroyed by nips

if ayyl came visit as a judge, they would pick this one.

Popeye Statue, Alma Arkansas

>Still not fallen
>Still triggering niggers

kek

>only 5
haha

git gud u fag

I think you still are a major wool exporter aren't you?
We have this statue in Toronto, it's our old king