Gather round fags, I got some feels I need to dump

Gather round fags, I got some feels I need to dump.

This is a story about user getting into catfishing.

>bored a couple of months ago
>go peruse /soc/ dick rate threads, find 15 images from one guy with a 10/10 cock
>go peruse /soc/ face rate threads, find a decent set of faces, 7/10 (so it's believable)
>post on craigslist's casual encounters section
>Bite #1 - college student with an anal fixation
>get a few pictures and feel a rush of seeing something I wouldn't normally see
>she gets bored after a few and quits replying
>I must have more

>Bite #2 (all of these are pic related, by the way)
>put on a bit more charm
>chat up ancient milf a bit
>get her wet and excited
>she sends more pictures
>more are shit, she's a bit haggardly, pic related is the best of the bunch
>she's pretty happy and really excited to talk to me
>cut off without reason, no remorse

>Bite #3
>getting the hang of replying to ads, managing spam and bots, and chatting people up
>get a couple that replies to me
>talk them through their fantasies
>really delve deep into why he's into letting strangers fuck his wife and why I would be a good bull
>successfully flirt up the wife a bit
>things are getting long in the tooth
>tell the husband I've decided that him being a cuckold is retarded and he's going to fuck up his marriage
>exit stage left

>Bite #4
>a few lines in
>get called out for catfishing
>shock and awe as I thought my techniques were perfect
>resolve to be the best

>Bite #5
>sex addict hotwife negress
>obsessed with the BWC I have on my posts
>finished researching and testing my live pic process on kik
>have her sexting and making porn shorts for me
>in love with me and my catfish cock
>running out of excuses to manage her waiting
>can see that she gets a little sadder each time I put her off
>what the fuck, she's not going to get pissed or give up or anything
>tell her I found another woman that's beat her out
>she won't give up, tells me she really likes me
>wtf heart is giving a shit

bumping for interest

Bump

>come up with a better set of excuses for time management
>Bite #6
>cute latina girl with probably the best lips and body I've seen in this format
>hit things off and use my honed kik techniques to get things rolling
>have her drooling over my every word
>my flirting and management skills are improving
>get her to cum with creative writing skills and carefully selected pictures alone
>feel like a god
>"When are we doing the real thing? I really like you :)"
>make up a lame excuse, watch her heart break
>wasn't just the catfish facade, it was me, she was falling for my personality what the fuck am I doing?

>can't stop now though, this is better than porn and I'm fucking cumming buckets three times a day from pics and flirting
>Bite #7
>works on an alpaca farm
>messages me religiously, can't get enough of seeing my cock
>made up a story about not being in her city for another two weeks
>texting back and forth while she tends to alpacas, making her laugh on topics sexual and non-sexual
>feel a real connection to her, like I truly wanted to date her
>asks me to send her another face pic, she really likes my profile and jaw
>can't do it, can't force this, she's too sweet
>don't send her anything
>she asks what's wrong
>give her "some things are better left to your imagination"
>she playfully persists a few times
>I think she'll just see I'm a catfish man and yell at me
>she writes "I guess I shouldn't have opened up so much to someone that I don't know, we can go back to playing dick and pussy if you want"
>fuck me
>tell her that she's being too dramatic and I can't handle that and then burn the number
>sit in silence for a bit

>what the fuck am I doing?

Good question.

The answer is: fucking up other people and yourself for nudes - of which there billions on the internet

>notice more emails rolled in
>Bite #8
>she's writing about her fantasy of setting up a gloryhole in her apartment, how much she loves cum, all sorts of dirty stuff
>this is what I signed up for, perfect
>have great back and forth with her for days, really talking through sexual fantasy, non-sexual topics and lots of other things without muddling in puppy dog love shit I found in the other girls
>this is better, right? she's just slutty and straightforward and there's nothing to worry about
>right?
>start getting into our childhoods
>she's the daughter of a Croatian ambassador to Germany
>rich culture and unique perspectives
>starts lining up everything in common with my time travelling Europe
>we match on philosophy and spirituality
>match on interest in language and writing
>talk long into the night about openness of relationship and impregnation fetish and many things
>she legitimately loves giving sexual satisfaction as a gift from the heart
>gloryhole isn't a gloryhole at all, it's a way for her to draw hyper-specific focus on a single experience for her and me
>find us bonding over stupid shit like Georgian mineral water and teaching me words in her native language
>can't do it anymore
>she deserves better than shitty excuses or finding out the truth and being crushed
>end on a happy note, with her telling me to rest well
>mute
>delete
>delete all listings
>delete email
>I'm sorry, Romana

>sitting here typing this thread
>wife is sleeping in the other room
>trying to figure out if there's any good that came of this for the affected, or myself for that matter
>probably not
>but these nudes are pretty sweet

You found out how interesting of a persob you are. Don't worry about it and move on

No. He didn't.

He found out how successful he can be at catfishing.

More directly, that my sweet-talking skills are much better than they were before I got married.

You could have had sold that. Or give to somebody.

I'm not really sure where I can broker to sell nudes. I've got a decent cache from all this though.

> > > Cheap webhosting...
> > > Porn Ads...

Spread links to free porn...

?? PROFIT

Or give it to me I'll do that.

Eh, probably not that profitable for something like 60 pics.

OP, that is not the conclusion you should be making.
The girls you are talking 2 also see ur dick and face.

You should try this but with your actual face and dick, then try the sweet talk. Let's see if you get the same responses

See that trips, you gota do that...

Ouch fuck, I already tried to get known if it is legal.

So just make a toppic somewhere here, so it doesnt get lost, it will stay on somebodys drive.

I'd probably be about as half as successful. Not really interested in my own stuff since I'm married and actually pretty happy with my wife. Mostly just in it for the psychological stimulation.

I'm okay looking/endowed but the shit I was posting was truly 10/10 the most ridiculously nice cock I could find.

pretty happy

man, you have just one life why u settling for less

its all in the pics . i have to be honest chicks are more shallow then guys when it come to looks
if you fit they are fantasy's they will go for you
and they will bend them self to you
you may be abusive drunk but if your hot with nice cock
she will keep telling is her fault
is true that guys love to fuck a lot girls cheat etc
but god dam guys rly rly can love compèred to women
im 10/10 in conversations with women
but the moment i send pic of my face is game over
tinder 0 matches for 4 months
online no pic chats between 5 to 10 girls numbers per few hours of chatting
all decline me when they see me
and im just average chubby guy

Because it's one life full enough not to risk.

Or not to risk anything more than sexting.

Nah, she really wont. They might put up with a little shit to get off, but guys do it too.

The ones that connected to me were drawn in by a nice cock, but actually treating them like human beings goes a long way.

You're literally a walking stereotype and you don't even realize it. Let go of your ego and improve yourself. Until you do, you'll continue to fail.

Nice post OP.

most guys treat them like human beings
who said im fucking failing ?
only thing that failing me is my face and body
dont you understand i had girls telling me
they will fuck the soul out of me
but the moment we decide to share pics
they cold on just fucking block me
and some of them were fucking ugly or fat as fuck
i take your OP so im gone tell you this
if you don't believe me catfish your wife
>inb4 she will text how much she want to ride that 10/10 cock

Catfishing huh? How ugly, unattractive and socially retarded are you IRL?

Yeah, because you need to get physical attraction out of the way first. Stop being cowardly about it.

I actually did try catfishing her. She told the bait to fuck off. I was proud.

I'm married and thinking about having a kid next year.