UK vs US

You get the choice of living in one of two cancerous countries with South Africa-tier class differences.

Which one do you choose?

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>cancerous countries with South Africa-tier class differences.
Sweden

USA

America because I like being able to shoot guns on my weekends.

>Current year
>Being a leftist

America. No contest.

UK

there is literally nothing wrong with having a class divide

>t. Lord Henry Bongworth Cumfellow III

This.

If you try hard you can become anything.
I would know.

This. It's only high class slags for me.

UK
>cooler architecture
>Better accents
>Drinking culture
>Better sense of humour
>Based monarchy
>Wont be circumcised or shot
>No tipping culture
>Better music

America
>Fat
>nigger infested
>""White""" Americans are a mutt race of Irish, krauts, and wops
>Awful cities
>Bad accents
>No foreskin
>shameful history

The choice is obvious

>It's a Canadian pretends he's different from Americans episode

OOOOOOO CAAAANAAADDAAA

>Better music
UK:s modern music is cancer LMAO

ew it replied to me

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better than gangsta rap and miley cyrus

>Britain
>Fat
>nigger infested
>>""White""" Americans are a mutt race of Irish, French, Scotts, Poles and Britons.
>Awful cities
>>Bad accents
>foreskin
>>shameful history
FTFY

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Underated post

who cares about that
we live in the internet age - all music from the past is readily available

>White""" Americans
Shit I forgot to change it.

better than having a race divide

over time a chav could move up classes

USA, obviously.

>gangsta rap
>Miley cyrus
Such cancer rarely reaches no.1 in the US,

cancer like this is often reach no1 in the UK however

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

UK because I don't want to fucking die.

Horrible grammar in that sentence i noticed

>Polish
Lad, I have bad news...

This.

Good job fucking that one up, sure showed us.

I see this pic posted all the time, but where is it actually from (not the flagged version obviously)

Gib visa-free travel you dipshits then we'll talk

>Living in America

No thanks

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We jump the gun sometimes.

bump

UK cos I'm too lazy to move

Mother Britain

UK bayyyybayyy. I'd come over to the UK and dress like a fashionable hick country guy and I'd fake up a little southern accent, and guess what? I would slaaaaaaay puss.

This guy has the right idea

why not choose both?

flag related.

Can't we choose Canada instead? this cunt reunite both advantages of US/UK without the flaws

O_o man, I swear I didn't saw your post before posting. Hivemind.

In order of preference
>New England
>Pacific Northwest
>Upper Midwest
>UK

>>Upper Midwest

Minnesota is ours

lol all good bruh

Good post

UK, no doubt.

why do people on Sup Forums love new england so god damn much? I even see people from other countries talking about new england on here. It's funny because I'm from new england and everyone there is bored and trying to move or just straight up hates living there. You rarely meet new englanders who are just thrilled to be living in new england, and honestly it's because we just don't know how good we have it. Quite the bubble, desu.

What are you doing out of your shed Sven? Stop being so racist you Nazi.

Why the fuck would I want to move from one socialist hellhole to another? I'd pick the USA any day of the week.

As for what state in the US, the one with the least intrusive government and with the smallest amount of commie faggots in it, so California is out.

UK too easy

>As for what state in the US, the one with the least intrusive government and with the smallest amount of commie faggots in it

So then you'll have to choose a flyover state.

I'm fine with that.

If I am middle class or higher then obviously US.
If I am poor and I want gibs then hmm UK.. oh wait no. California or Massachusetts.

why is that? is there a correlation between relevance of the state and the state laws?

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If you are:

White
Healthy
Middle Class (actual middle class not meme USA tier working class but have an actual well paying probably degree requiring job)

Then USA is far better, if however you do not meet this criteria then you're probably better off here.

Having wealth in America is like sticking a gold ring in a pile of shit. It's still shitty.

>blue in texas largely correlates with mexican population

Once again the only thing I've gained from this thread is further confirmation that Canadians on the Internet are cringeworthy and embarrassing

Can't you guys stick to containment boards like Reddit?

There are mid-tier metro areas in the US that provide significantly better qualities of life and higher HDIs than literally anywhere in Canada, if not all of Canada combined. What's more, they're not boring and have actual local cultures that go beyond "lol Tim Horton's and Reddit ;-)"

The weather fucking sucks in NE. All of the state governments are either near Cali tier or back water tier. Despite all of the taxes the roads are fucking shit. Everyone acts nice but they are all fucking snide assholes

I think people hype up East coast living alot in general

so it is really that simple and binary to you
go ahead, tell me more about my cunt

American culture is cheeseburgers, Hollywood, rap music, AIDS, and sitcoms. America is to Europe what Airplane food is to a fine gourmet meal.

Oh, also no one KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE.

It's like half of the people do not know what a blinker / directional is.

I have met people who did not know what manual / standard transmission was, and were surprised by the sight of one

I feel like normies rarely ever talk about living in like vermont, new hampshire, or maine. All of the time you hear about the cities then maybe like NC, Colorado, and the entirety of Cali.

Also people suck at driving all over in my opinion. To be honest I really like the weather of new england. Think about it too. You can skii in vermont, maine, new hampshire during the winter and in the summer you can go to rhode island and cape code for the beach. To be quite honest we've got pretty decent weather.

I'm gonna bully Americans till the end of time and there is nothing you can do about it nerd

It's always odd to me when I meet an East coaster and they think that the Midwest is 100% cornfields. I'm not sure what they think our cities are.

I'm a new englander and live in Chicago right now, but actually just the other day a midwesterner schooled me because I said the midwest was just cornfields and he said "BUT I'M FROM ST. LOUIS AND YOU'RE IN CHICAGO RIGHT NOW!!!". He was particularly ass blasted by east coasters for some reason.

Some Midwesterners are especially insecure about it. I'm from Ohio and I've always just found it strange that some East Coasters don't get that we aren't just as tightly packed as you.

>bully
kek, everyone bullies you IRL even your mom, you fucking butthurt insecure leaf. go ahead create a "another day wasted on int" thread and cry.

yeah I get that. I feel like midwesterners really get the shit end of the stick when it comes to these things. Because the east and west coast will always be the places to live in the US, and the south has a bad reputation for some but no one can deny that it has a certain charm and culture. The only people who get the midwest are midwesterners.

You're OUR bitch.

the only bitch here is your prime minister and your fellow country men KEK

I mean living in the Midwest isn't that bad as long as you're not living in the rural areas.

hey how did you manage to post the same pic. i thought duplicate pics are not allowed

t. His taxes go towards my countries defense

Thanks bitch-boy

Because I'm your master

still though I live in the cool and relevant country where as you live in lame ass canada which is not relevant, has never been relevant, and will never be relevant. also... I pay less in taxes then you do forrrrr suree.

>America
>Cool

>Relevant
>A good thing

Good burger. Right where we want you. Thanks for giving us Mcdonalds, HBO, and everything cool you guys make and protect us in exchange for some syrup and shitty lumber. You're our bitch.

it is a good thing to be relevant. there is a lot more money to be made here, and a lot more opportunities too. my country is where the fuckin' winners are, including the ones from canada because they move here.

Also try and win a stanley cup this year... if you can BAHAHAHAHAHA

That's what we want you too think. Just another seal that needs bashing once we're through with you.

>we

who is we? the leafs on Sup Forums who banter burgers all day long? god canadians are so RUDE. burgers are a million times nicer.

>stanley cup this year
>canadian team
their players are out bitches, the best of them playing in the american teams winning stanley cups for us. so they literally suck our dick.

ikr.. literally the one sport canada excels at, and all of their players come to american teams because it's way more awesome to be a pro hockey player in awesome american cities than it is to be one in bum fuck toronto, ottowa, or montreal oh and who could forget winnipeg. kek what a bunch of cucks they don't even want to win for their country.

>another leaf LARPing as le british subject
The day of the rake will come for you

they should larp as our subjects. cause that's what's really going on here.

>Our players take millions of your money when it suits us

Enjoy your cup. We prefer medals at the Olympics. You're our bitch any way you look at it.

Day of the grill soon, burger

lmao too bad this upcoming winter olympics wont have any NHL players. Also dumbfuck... your beloved players are making money for american organizations. Without canadians american teams would suck and would not make any money.

>anyone being Canada's bitch
>standing military of 40,000

pick one, leaf.

Literally the only thing not wildly inaccurate in what you said is that the weather sucks

Don't mistake strong public institutions and ample public services with Cali-tier governments. Compared to California, Massachusetts runs like Switzerland

Nobody is nice. They're snide assholes until they decide that you are worth their time, which could take weeks, months, or years

The roads are only shit around the cities for obvious reasons (traffic)

It's not just people on Sup Forums, New England is one of the most highly developed places on Earth, let alone the United States

I've lived in Europe, Cali, MA, NH, and CT (originally from Paris, so I might be more used to coldness and rudeness than most) and I honestly really love New England. It's everything that I wanted America to be before I moved here

So our superiority makes you money by proxy. Thanks for the shekels, burger.

Your military is our military and we don't have to pay for it. Cucks.

You can circlejerk all you want about your olympic and other meme tournament medals but you know damn well that the stanley cup is THE only relevant tournament with the best teams and the best players. But you cucks are whoring out your best players so you will NEVER win it. How does that make you feel, bitch? hahahahaha

superiority in hockey but I'm not even mad. Y'all niggas be wilin' wit dem sticks n shieeeeeeet.

Canada will always be known worldwide and for all of human history as a footnote in the history of the United States of America

>footnote
This is actually generous. Canada is more like a note in the margin of the first draft

Where would you rank CT on your lists of places where you've lived? I'm from there and am always bummed out because I feel like every other new england state is way cooler.