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Schaub is God

You are the biggest spastic on heem

MMA IS FOR FAGS
MMA IS FOR FAGS
MMA IS FOR FAGS
MMA IS FOR FAGS
MMA IS FOR FAGS

This

By a significant margin too.

Please explain. Is it because of my shiny Sup Forums pass?

>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>a karate guy ruled that division for years
>chuck lydell destroyed tito
>tito fights chael this weekend
>chael doing some 205 circus too
>in 2017
>the city of bellator
>but this was a greentext about rumble

Be careful

good post

Late night comfy heem 2bh

Reem

So what do you guys want to post

Khabib

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WHAT IF there was a /wmma/ general where we could discuss female fighters smelly bumholes and stuff. 'Schaub' would be word filtered and posting pics of your fightfu would be encourged. Sounds like a literal Utopia to me what do you guys think? (just an idea pls no bully)

there no rule against it, just start a thread and see if it dies from inactivity

>literally cuter than the entire WMMA roster

This.

serious question, how do you think you ended up attracted to such homely looking average chicks? are you from a small town? did you have an obsession with a homely girl at a young age? do you just hate yourself?

start it on /s/
its not really sports driven posting if its just women talk. /s/ is slow enough for it to work too

nice doubles

>What if I was a waifu-sperg for no real reason

how is she homely, idiot, i bet you like girls with drawn on eyebrows

do it

I have seen mma chick threads on /s/ before

>its not really sports driven

lad

>entire WMMA roster
that's a low bar, doesn't take much

>he doesn't like homely looking average chicks
that isn't a homely looking average chick btw
that's an attractive girl not wearing a lot of makeup
sluts with 50 pounds of makeup on at all times are disgusting, lad

I'm sad Irene lost her UFC debut but at the same time its kinda nice that Leslie Smith gets to stick around for a while. It's an abstract kind of feeling

Im chaels biggest fan and put it fucking ALL on tito
He is having a bad cut, is flustered and is coming off a 3 year lay off fighting a weight class above (AND STILL STRUGGLING TO CUT)
I can't believe he said FUCK for the first time over such a tiny thing

t. Sup Forums pedo

>I can't believe he said FUCK for the first time over such a tiny thing
sauce?

I wonder what non weightcut Rachael looks like? I wanna see her in that outfit at her absolute thicc'est

literally who cares ,i just wanna see tito do some stupid wwe shit

>Im chaels biggest fan and put it fucking ALL on tito
is better against your favorite fighters the true key to happiness in life? Truly win win

youtu.be/JRfk8lJyXVM?t=397

>He is having a bad cut, is flustered and is coming off a 3 year lay off fighting a weight class above (AND STILL STRUGGLING TO CUT)

sauce

Tito bet on himself to lose

It's in the last 30 seconds my bad it didn't link from where I asked it to

her mom is better

youtube.com/watch?v=W7numkJp9uo

I know this feel

>i just wanna see tito do some stupid wwe shit

literally this, sad but true

It's my assumption based off him saying he still needs to cut 11 pounds after the workout, and he's a wrestler so make that 13-14, and his interview with Raimondi

Wow. I've never seen Chael like this. Never heard him say Fuck either.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fg8R6h9cssY

I know what you mean, the start flag doesn't seem to work. Haven't heard of a way around it yet.

I've lived in LA for 2 years now and still haven't bumped into schaub

what gives?

is he avoiding me?

He just switched so quickly, dropped the whole polite facade. Hearing him say fuck just sounded unironically strange

huge city dood. u pretty much have to live in the same neighborhood if you want a chance of running into him

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go hang out at urban outfitters and true religion everyday you'll probably see him

If he's already that miserable and groggy, that is a bad sign. Weigh-in is not for another 30+ bongs.

The guy doing this interview, Marc Raimondi, is an insufferable ubermanlet faggot. He deserves to be btfo.

true

alright ill keep you updated

you guys think im joking LOL im gonna find this fucker

Having a bad cut doesn't always guarantee a bad performance, to be fair (webm related)

Hit up Starbucks on Abbot Kinney.

Go to a TFATK live event

That's a true statement but Khabib is a bit of a different beast to most men
Chael is 39 and coming off a big break

He said on a podcast/interview a few months ago he did a trial cut and it went all good, so really we can't be sure til weigh-ins at this point.

The guy hangs out at Santa Monica. I've met him twice already. You might not see him tomorrow though because it's gonna rain. Whole Foods near the pier. He's always buy juices. You'll see him. I wanted to meet Bryan,not him however.

try the sewer

really hoping chael gets this win desu

Nobody has a success rate north of 65%; there are too many variables in MMA.

The fight's at LHW and Chael is basically clean. If he doesn't trounce Tito he should honestly kill himself.

Robin Black has an 80% success rate. He is the greatest fight picker in MMA ever.

FUGGGGGGG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

>only picking main events

gee that was hard

that is THICC, surprised she doesnt have one punch knockout power yeaaaaaaaaaaa

>He picked Penn

whishful thinking i guess

Honestly man I'm not even mad or sad at you. I'm worried for you my man. Instead of inspiring you depress. Instead of opting to be happy you choose to put others down. Grow up dude. For real. Brendan is a successful man. If you don't like it just ignore it.But instead you focus your attention on hating someone you've never met. Listen to his show one day,it might help you out mentally and spiritually. Schaub Bless

wtf?

He fucking picked Penn? Lmao

He said that he had to because BJ is his friend.

Chael still has PTSD from the second Anderson fight.

Well said brother. Schaub bless. These h8ers will see the light one day.

>mmaweekly.com/tyron-woodley-im-by-far-the-worst-treated-champion-in-history-of-the-ufc

Woodley is retarded. Everyone loved Jon Jones when he was champ and he is black. Everyone loved Silva when he was memeing on kids left and right.

It's not about being black, it's just that Woodley is insufferable.

>Instead of opting to be happy you choose to put others down.
Actually it makes me very happy to make fun of idiot Schaub, the more creative I get the harder I laugh. The thing you fail to realize is that its your fault Schaub gets all this hate. If you didnt ride this goofballs nutsack every thread and piss everyone off then people wouldn't need to talk shit. Schaub would just be another guy that just so happened to have CTE from getting KO'd several times. You make Schaub a target so if you really care this much maybe smarten up and stop posting faggot

/r/ing webm of Conor's reflexes being demonstrated during the Alvarez fight

oy vey

He is such a whiner. That smaller black guy is boring anyways. Who cares about mouse weight?

Also look at boxing. The best, most loved, boxers have all been black.

I really hope he loses.

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People like their athletic black guys quiet and not outspoken like the chosen one.

>not liking based twood
fuck off proxyfag

reminder that robbie BloodOrcâ„¢ lawler ducked donaldo cerronio

>he wears a cowboy hat

He got lucky with that Lauzon pick. You shouldn't base your bets off him cause he loves fighting so much that he really is biased.

>tyrone is gonna be champ for another year
when is lawler gonna save the division

>Lauzon didn't legitimately win the fight

I love this meme.

Gotta give that dude credit for admitting it.

question is can he find a boxing coach. otherwise he loses his straight left

He's wrong. I don't know if he hasn't read the rules or something? Lauzon did more damage to Held in r1 and r2, and damage is what wins you the fight. He was controlled, but control is its own reward unless damage inflicted is equal.

Tyron Woodley and Stephen Thompson media luncheon,

youtube.com/watch?v=0FNYMRu4ELc

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gsp is never coming back is he?

agree to disagree, I guess.

>couldn't knock out a man with no chin
He deserves the loss.

first score best score

anyways what did a "win" over Arlovski get Schuabf anyways - BTFO and retired by Travis Browne thats what

About the scoring criteria, or about whether Lauzon put more work in?

>tfw this was my first MMA bet and lost money on Schaub

S***** B****

Bet your house on Tito

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