My PS4 got wet because the rain entered through my window

My PS4 got wet because the rain entered through my window.
Ask me anything.

did you put it in rice?

whats like your deal, man?

why are you such a dumbass?

didnt think about that
we got a tub of rice here

nothing, just sharing my misfortune

i'll tell you who's a dumbass. my dumbass maid who forgot to close the window in my room. closed all the others except mine.
fucking hag

It still working?

is maid hot ?

luckily yes
phew!

this

Hell fucking naw!

He Called her a hag, so I'd assume she isn't. Op please confirm

Why didn't you call the police?

Well, she's kinda ugly, though I like to lick her pussy from time to time.

not her, but to give you an idea of face
around late 50s, has curly hair.

forgot pic

Are u a good person?

what do cops know about PS4s?

Yeah, guess you could say so.
I do have a bad temper though.

True, most cops play xbox

Was it raining paint?

obviously not.
used that pic cuz cant find picture of a wet console

Can you afford to replace it?

no need to, still works fine
hypothetically though, cant afford to replace it. broke as hell

why arnt you a pc gamer yet?

Dropped my brothers vita in a box of ice that he left next to my bed
Stood up all night playing p4 golden and woke up to him yelling at me like it was my fault
Dipshit also tried turning it on after pulling it out of the ice cold water

laptop's full, cant download any more games

how the fuck can you afford a servant to clean you house but not a replace a gaming system?

servant's cheaper

eh, if I was drunk I would smash

Are black maids cheaper than the Asian ones?

Yes because nobody wants a nigger in their house.

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Why didn't you buy a PC?

I already got one

What games do you play?

arkham knight, injustice 2, thief
planning to buy that crash remastered

How are you liking Injustice 2? Hear it has a pretty satisfying level system

its pretty rewarding.
and those parts where they throw you against high level opponents challenges you to play better

Only time I regret putting all my cash into PC gaming. Sony has this year by the balls