How hard would it be to pull out my wisdom teeth? I have plenty of booze to dull the pain

How hard would it be to pull out my wisdom teeth? I have plenty of booze to dull the pain.
I'm NOT going to the fucking dentist and get charged a few thousand for something I can do myself.

Do what must be done

do it on cam, link the cam here, so we can coach you live and tell you what to do as it happens

Impossible, you can't reach em. You'll pull out your normal teeth you drunk bastard

This.

it's going to hurt like a motherfucker, the booze won't help

That would get insanely infected if you do it alone

you can't. you'll break your jaw bone because you don't know what you're doing. go to a dentist, you retard.

Chugging alcohol seems smart.
>alcohol thins blood out
>OP bleeds out in his bathroom
>OP is not only a fag but fucking retarded

Yeah, nevermind. Go to the dentist. If you're hell bent on doing it yourself while drinking though, let me know. I'll send you my address so I can be on your will to take everything.

Maybe this is just high quality bait

It won't work if they're rotten. I tried, it just pulled out tooth pulp and hurt like a mother fucker.

if it hurts, it's already infected

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>for something I can do myself

hoiw much does it cost? here where i come from shit like that doesnt cost any money for me.

got mine pulled for about 100 bucks without insurance, if you do do it yourself make sure you clott the blood and leave it there so you wont get dry socket while it heals

You're an idiot.
Enjoy potentially ruining the nerves in your jaw. You're also an idiot.

Let's start off like this:
Most wisdom teeth are partially or fully covered by tissue, this tissue will have to be removed before the actual operation. Without any pain killers - because you lack that second pair of eyes, so you must go by feeling. Assuming you didn't just fuck up your entire mouth at this point one tooth will be out in the open, oh by the way, you forgot to sterilize the knife you're using, enjoy that infection. Anyways, at this point you might want to start pulling the tooth out - maybe you even got yourself one of these dentist tools you'd probably need, at this point you're in much pain, but you can finally take pain killers. So you realize that the entire feeling in your mouth is gone - everything and you'll have to guide the little tool with your fingers into the bloody hole where your tooth is. you do so and figure out it's hard to get beneath the tooth, at some point either you rip out the tooth and almost swallow it, or it breaks apart.
Go to a dentist, other teeth can be done by hand, but wisdom teeth are at a place you can't reach by yourself.

this is as smart as piercing your lip with a rusty safety pin and going swimming in a lake right afterward.

seriously all you have to do is call up dentists in the area till you find one that'll does payment plans right? hell, even if youre phone shy get a family member/friend to do it.

trust me. as someone who got a blood infection from a dental abcess, nearly died and lost 2 years of his life to recoup, this is worth 1k.

>few thousand
Kek Americans are funny like that

Where is that China? Socialists vet out

do some research
purchase an injectable lidocaine solution to numb the area along with the required tools
if you think you might die and have insurance go to the hospital
im not a dentist and im probably crazy but i've done my own facial (lip+chin) fillers before because who the fuck wants to pay for something they can do themselves right?
best of luck op

>i've done my own facial
What?

>and have insurance
Amerifats get out

So this is the thought process of a nigger

If they are pretty well erupted its just a basic removal 75-100 bucks. 30 minutes. and some pain pills yay.

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It won't work. It will be less then a half job and most probably lose feeling in your tounge or whole face and cost you more money and pain to get it fixed.

You retard.

Go to the dentist and pay the dentist to remove it, you fucking Jew. It's not as easy as just pulling it out. Sometimes, if the tooth is impacted and it's growing sideways, they actually have to break the tooth into pieces before extracting it. Seriously, pay the money. Would you try to excise a tumor yourself or try to circumcise yourself?

I'd try to circumcise myself, too bad i'm already circumcised

I had a wisdom tooth extracted a few years ago (On the NHS so only cost about £90)

The dentist had to put his knee on my chest to get the fucker out, it shattered in the gum so it took 5 goes.

You ain;t pulling that shit out my yourself mate.

This thread is full of dentists. Don't listen to these people.
If you just pop out the teeth in front of the wisdoms it will make the job 100 times easier. Plus the pain won't be as bad because by removing the first 4 teeth, it will cause your mouth to "autonumb." Yes, that's right, what the dentist doesn't tell you is that you don't need expensive pain killers. Simply damaging the nerve endings is enough to stop any further pain.
Good luck op, I believe in you.

You can do Op.
You need 2x codeine 50miligram and 600gram ibuprofen.
You need to rope the teeth around with fishrope then hammer it out.
I am teeth
You are tootman
You can do op you need rope and the hammer and the medizin to keep in clear
I work teeth for babies and little children
They are not scared but happy when the hammerman gets out

I am an underground dentist doing various tasks for the mob and the like and i can confirm this

You are going to have an infection and die. Good luck.

I've been meaning to do my chin for a while. Any tips?

samefag

if you're going to do it send me all your money through btc first so your money doesn't go to waste

Well how did they pull teeth out in the old west days? Research that and try. Then post results.

Yeehaw!

It's very easy.

In fact, it's so easy, I remember being under anesthesia and coming out of it to almost full consciousness when they were bobbing my head left-to-right with a huge clamp attached to my mouth - my jaw nearly dislocated, like a fucking snake unhinging its mouth to swallow prey.

Yeah bud, it's real easy to extract your own wisdom teeth.

Pro-tip: write a will before you do it.

Pulling wisdom teeth only cost me $180, with no insurance at all. Plus they'll give you a script for a real painkiller, alcohol doesn't help.
If that's still too expensive, you can get it done for free at a dental school.

They aren't going to charge you a few thousand, unless they aren't erupted, and have impacted. Look up a dental school in your area.

I had my wisdom teeth pulled for $200 a tooth.

And given I barely felt it, they did all the work, and they cleaned up all the blood, I'd call it money well spent.

have fun flaying your own gums off so you can even get the pliers around the tooth.

Go to the dentist....

when i had an abcessed wisdom tooth, alcohol was the only thing that did help. mind you, i couldn't get any stronger pills than codeine.

You can use a pistol. Just point it at the tooth you want removed and shoot. The tooth and bone will stop the bullet and the tooth wi be gone.

few thousand to get a tooth pulled? WTF?!

just because mommy pays for it, doesn't mean it's free

Lol were you live the dentist are almost Free you psychotic fuck

Getting a tooth pulled is like 200 dollars

someone is triggered that their family lives off of welfare

RIGHT ON OP THE DENTIST IS FOR CHUMPS!
I never gives those sadists my money!

If you aren't a girl then leave Sup Forums and never come back. You also win the most vain person on Sup Forums award.

>english detected

WHY U NO FREE HEALTHCARE? ALL CIVILIZED COUNTRIES DO.

If you insist on going under general anaesthetic it could cost a lot because you have to pay theater fees. If you just get it done in the dentist's chair it is way cheaper. That being said dentistry can be pretty pricey even in countries where other medical care is well covered.

Your tooth might be impacted, damaged, or whatever. It could shatter into pieces as you try to pull it out, and you might accidentally pull out the wrong tooth (most people don't realize which tooth is actually hurting, especially with wisdom teeth.) You also run the risk of getting DRY SOCKETS if you don't use proper tooling, which is literally the worst pain in the world -- the pain is so bad and severe, painkillers do nothing (different kind of pain.) Dry sockets last for weeks and occur when a clot fails to form over the gap where your tooth used to be. This will require the wounds be dressed by a dentist EVERYSINGLE MORNING for 2 weeks. Imagine the bill then.

Or you could spend a few hundred dollars and get your mouth fixed.

I would imagine it's incredibly difficult to do unless they are already falling out. There are so many variations/complications, definitely not something you want to do on your own.

The dentist had to get his foot on the chair for to mount the force needed to pull mine, and also had to drill one in half, not to mention slicing my gum to get to it and sowing it back up.

had all 4 of mine pulled. all of them were impacted 2 of them were fairly easy 2 of them were heavily impacted one of the bad ones resting near a nerve. all of it getting removed was about $1600 and that included a filling they did while i was there and i needed a specialist for the bad ones. if they were all semi easy and i didnt get the filling it woulda been around $700-800. its really not that bad it only gets really expensive if you need to be put to sleep cuz anaesthesiologists are fucking expensive. local anesthetic is cheap on both sides and you can even drive home. dont reccomend it but you can

>you can get it done for free at a dental school.
>Look up a dental school in your area.

This is the correct answer.
Many schools will do it for free if you allow the students to do it and sign a waiver. Wost case scenario, they fuck your shit up, but certainly nowhere near as bad as attempting to do it yourself.

>few thousand to get a tooth pulled? WTF?!
It can easily cost this if you need a surgical extraction. (all surgery is ridiculously overpriced)

Because big pharma dick lobbies Washington's ass.

>under anesthesia

faglord detected. Why would you deal with all that shit when you can just have a bit of lidocaine and man up a bit?

Because the US is autistic

This is probably bait since no one on this board does anything cool anymore but if you're serious get a camera/webcam. Also it's gonna hurt like a bitch and the only way to avoid it is by drinking so you'll probably be too drunk to actually do it. Get a friend to do it and if he fucks up you can just act like its his fault. And if your pissed you can just say the maniac got you drunk and tried to steal your wisdom teeth.

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some people are highly afraid of dentists and dental work. if they cant remain somewhat calm and still during the operation they could get hurt. do i think its abit sily? yes. but i can see the logic. better to overspend than possibly waste money cuz you couldnt finish the operation due to being a jittery fearful shit

You might loosen it but I doubt you can pull it those suckers got ridiculous roots. Full disclosure get ready for the worst pain you've ever felt if you succeed.

If you actually do this you're more than likely never gonna be able to move your jaw again. Have fun.

use ice skates or op is a pussy

>FREE HEALTHCARE
it is a miracle, doctors are doin it for free in my Country

Go to the dentist OP, ah you might not afford it because your a fat murican

This.

Also, as someone who has had all their wisdom teeth out, know it takes ages and two other people to carry out this procedure. Not to mention the dentist often has to break up the teeth and pull them out in pieces because they're all fucked up, impacted, growing the wrong fucking way into the tooth next to them ect..

TLDR: You can't do this, you dumb fuck.

Are you fucking serious? Anesthesia is awesome. They start working on you and the next thing you know, they're done. I've gotten drill work and regular teeth pulled on lidocaine, but that doesn't take that long. Wisdom teeth take a while, I got three out at once. Yeah, that's what I want to do, sit there for two hours bored and in pain. No. Go in, get a shot, and like magic it's over. That's the way to fucking do it.

>a few thousand
you must live in a 3rd world country

Guess again fag

it will be a bloody mess and its highly unlikely youll succeed at all. but if you do manage to get out your wisdom teeth, youll probably get an infection. it will get to your brain and youll die.

They didn’t. Instead they died from sepcis.

They also didn’t shoot each other that much. Sucked ass being a poorfag, I’m actually a cowboy from yonder times so you can trust me.

Also we had dentists, shitty ones, but we had them. So did the Roman Empire.. I forget your point?

Fuck, let him try guys, lol. The amount of alcohol you'd have to drink to keep you from being in too much pain to continue would never allow for you to use fine motor skills enough to actually get anywhere.