Name shit you'd buy for a dollar

Name shit you'd buy for a dollar.

Alterativly name shit you think should be a dollar

>Soda bottle.

I would buy sex with this cat for a dollar

Me too actually. Fine pussy

The USA

Kek we're not worth a dollar at this point user

I'd buy a candy bar for a dollar

Exquisite choice sir

OP's dignity, keep the change

A raisin bagel with peanut butter

A job

I can assure you that it doesn't cost anything money.
I happen to be eating that as we speak

Join the billions

A full day's labour of a poor African

If you people actually acknowledged the debt you've accumulated at this point that might be true, but since you won't ever pay that shit back and for some reason nobody cares this is not true :D

Have sex a hundred times with your mom, OP.

A big mac

A cup of the still warm blood of America's cultural achievements

A candied lime

A small baggy of weed

A collection of slightly used wiffle balls

A disused slot

two pieces of bubble gum.

A poultice made of the finest jams and jellys known to man

A round of ladyboys

i'd buy one of those rocket thingies from nasa

and i think those should be a dollar anyways

A fat girl that needs to be shown the true power of a south london beta male with attachment issues

Dani