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>a little from column a and column b

fucking HEEM the next TWAT that says this reddit shit

>activate it

tfw no fat gf

in most religions, the whole thing is set up to prevent you from having a religious experience

no wonder you're a virgin

*does a snap poo*

Slags from Nippon

Daily reminder that Jesus was a communist

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*machines sniper rifle*

soon...

reminder: the autralian prime minister ate a raw onion with the skin on because like all australians, he's retarded

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grim

knorr chicken stock pot

>82% of union jacks are english

amazing

proofs??

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a little from column a and column b

Sun's going down

>99% of english are pakis
really gets the ol' noggin joggin'

>GF's sexy Polish friend at work
>twat at work is trying to fuck her
>literaly runt and like 5'5 with a girls body
>not getting anywhere even though she is clearly interested
>driving them both home earlier
>talking about him
>''he is ok but such a small man, which I don't like''

MANLETS BTFO

grim

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Meant she isn't interested.

Righto lads, sorry for the Scotland posts thought I'd just annoy a few posters x
Time to go fuck my English bf's boipussy

>100% of people who reply with "proofs??" have at least one mental deficiency
astounding

wish there was a version of /brit/ just for scottish welsh and NI. it would be infinitely better

need a bf lads

stop posting chinky girls

fuck off to /eire/

AND SO DOES SHE

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TUNE

user we all know the story's actually about you and you have no GF.

business idea: go to japan and shag lots of japanese women

>lanklet delusions

73761132
no

>scottish welsh and NI
grim

You could easily make one. Nobody would use it because it would be fucking shit.

still at work

evening shifts are comfy af

More like its you, mate

>scotland
grim

You fuck off to /eire/

Who is this guy and what did he do?

that's for the republic of ireland

>/eire/
grim

Not a big fan of chinks but those are cracking bodies

anglo-sapiens

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business idea: introduce beavers to britain

Snowflake English

you deserve all you get if you work as a male preschool teacher and don't realise it's wrong to wipe the childrens bottoms. 2bh . no sympathy

It's time to go from Scotland posting to bf posting lads

gordon ramsay?

they're already here you nonce

is a scottish twat

asl?

i'll put your lights out if you carry on sunshine...

Does being fat stop you giving blood?

I kind of want to

your mother's has been introduced to most of us already

19 scotland Orkney x

can't keep my fingers out of my arsehole lads

I mean the rest of the country, not just scotland

you could donate to a maccies for their fryer

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tune

>user, gis a cuddle.

shagged my nan, tell me if you see him

grim

Business idea: drop a bomb on london and cover it up saying it was reactor meltdown

>2 out of 10 chance that you are speaking to a paki when you speak to someone from England
Mental

>center
FOY

Pro tip you can't prove him wrong

business idea: shut the fuck up

found the paki lads

why is england the shittiest part of the uk? they insult everyone else yet they're actually a non white nation

>ireland
grim

>scotland
very grim indeed

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White people? nah not a fan

>he doesn't have free, high quality healthcare
bizarre

SOMEONE TAKE THESE DREAMS AWAY
THAT POINT ME TO ANOTHER DAY

>wherever you're living
grim

Better than the jocks

Half skegged out

The other half wear England tops and sing about how great England is

All are insufferably ugly people

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Because we selflessly sacrificed our capital to contain all the JFs so that you may remain JF free

We're the saviour of the nation desu

why does every netflix show have that chronomatics cover of neil young

Scotland is the only country in the history of the world to democratically vote against their independence.

weird feet

absolute state of her face

Don't post unless you have something worthwhile to say

think this image has been tampered with

Can't wait to see Corbyn and the SNP btfo the tories in June.

but norn ire did it first

Heard Stockholm syndrome got renamed Edinburgh syndrome

>no u

Manlets.

Actually makes me sad when English people post mean things about Scotland on the /brit/. It's not fucking fair what have we done to you?

Hmmmmm

>Once I attended a lecture by Dr. Stephen Halpern, the master of music and music physiology. He said something very interesting I will never forget. He said the entire human body is a receiver of sound vibrations. Our ears are not the only organ that is sensitive to sound vibrations. He stated how the chakras (the spiritual centers in the body) are greatly influenced by sound vibrations. For example, our sexual organs (the lowest chakra) are more sensitive to low rhythmic beats. Our heads (the highest chakra) are more sensitive to higher beat-less vibrations. This may explain why music with a low rhythmic beat is so popular among young people with raging sexual hormones. The low rhythmic beat played an important role in the tribal rituals of early human cultures around the world. Spiritual enlightenment occurs when you spiritually activate the body's chakras from the lowest to the highest using varying levels of vibration and music.

Well, colour me 'decalcified'. Hmm...

ngl i don't want the conservatives to win but i'll be glad to be shot of corbyn
need liz kendall in the runnings

they wanted to keep our kingdom a united one

Quebec
Northern Ireland

You fucked it lad