Confession time: Post the most perverse sexual thing you've ever done

Confession time: Post the most perverse sexual thing you've ever done

Honeypot??????

Fucked a dead baby goat

i don't think you know what that word means, friend

pissed in my 14 year old cousins mouth

I've fingered a dog

i browsed /d/ once

I apologise, Sir.

if this counts i groped my cousins while they were staying at our home and also i am buying spycams to shoot creepshots and voyeur pics of them

ate shit once

Picked up girl for our first date.

We decide to go to my place.

Start
We start taking about sex. I had learned that she's into plain and domination.

We get to the apartment. I tell her to get on her knees. Start skull fucking her..

When I'm ready to duck her, I grab a handful of hair and drag her to the bedroom while she attempts to keep up by crawling.

We get to the bedroom, I pull her onto the bed, push her head and bend her over. I pull her skirt up and start fucking her.

Flip her over and start slapping her tius with a leather paddle.

I choke her and she cums.

Repeat 3x.

>date jewish girls
>hit it from behind with their head in the oven
>always tempted to turn it on

sucked my lil bros' dick when he slept.
cute af.

i have sex with blowup dolls in public and film them.

hey, i remember you!
ever been caught, preferably by kids or teens?

moms frond fongered my car.

Fly across the county to have angry breakup sex with my ex-gf. fucked her ass dry in the shower, came inside her, then pissed in her ass

Fucked my cousin. Came in her pussy even though she asked me not to. Found out years later she had an abortion. Not sure if it was mine or not.

I once had sexual intercourse with a woman

yeah i did. from the cops

I once seduced an ex and fucked her right before she had a date with her current bf because I wanted her to feel like shit.

As she was leaving I told her,
you're going to feel my cum drip out of your pussy while you're on your date.

i had intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation in wedlock, under the covers and with the lights off, we held hands before, during, and afterwards

I once told a 7 year old to scratch ma dick. I was 14.
Felt good

Did you really think this would be funny to post?

My wife was molested by her step dad. It has caused a lot of problems in our marriage. For years I've put up with all the crap that she puts me through. She half crazy and half bitch. In between she is really sexy and fun. I have found a way to live with her because she is my new fetish. I masturbate to the stories she has told me about what her step dad did to her. I fuck her thinking about it and look at her childhood pictures and video of her as a child and it makes me cum better than any porn. I have no desire to mess around with little kids. It's some kind of revenge type fetish I think I have developed and I fucking love it. I eat her shit and make her eat mine. I fucking love to abuse her after all she's put me through. I'm fucked and it's mostly her fault. I don't know why I haven't left her but I think I'm addicted to her for now. Just picturing him teaching her how to rub her clit back and forth. OMG

you slutty whore

small vid of me and my doll at the park

lol thats just gay if she didnt have a feminine penis

newfags leave

Cancerous summerfags need to leave

I touched my moms pussy while she slept, i dont understand why my urges where extreme when i was young 15

>still believing the summer meme

Share any stories?

When i was 13 i once rounded up 2 male cousins and a female cousin and cohorts them to drop their pants to show what. We had. Then touch and feel. I dont know what was wrong with me

yep he would make her layback and he would eat her pussy till it was raw. She would have to put his dick in her mouth but hew was careful about where he came so there would be an evidence. this went on her whole life. stretched her pussy with his finger while she cried. more?

More please.
Did she say she orgasmed?

How does her pussy fell. Is it stretched or ok

Did he end up penetreting her at some point. Did she like it or no.
Reseach purpose only here

she came every time. I didn't know girls could cum so early .

It's not stretched . it's normal. but she doesn't like it when I eat her out the way he did. Now I do that all the time. she started masturbating at an early age too because of him. He finally got caught so she started masturbating when he was gone. She hates precum because of him so I make her eat it.

How did he get away with it?

I'm in my late 20s and I've only had sex with four women. Every one of them has told me I was the first one to make them cum, but the fact that they ALL said that has actually made me self conscious that it's just some shit that all women say when they fake it.

almost penetrated but got caught before he could take it to that level. She watched him cum every time too. He would prop her up on the toilet and put her legs over him and lick her pussy while he masturbated. he would stare int o her eyes while he did it

Is he seving jail time now?

Does she know that you get off to her stories now?
How does she feel about it?

it happened her whole life so she never thought it was too big of a deal until she was older. he only got in trouble when he raped her cousin. She would wake up with his dick in her mouth or to him eating her pussy and she would have to wait for him to cum so she could go back to sleep.

where do you live user?

The FBI van was in front if my house yesterday. I wonder if its related to stuff similar to this post

moved out of state and nobody followed up with it. he's dead now :)

She doesn't know I get off to it. She would freak the fuck out. She has her own lies she lives and I have to live with it so this is my one consolation. Plus she likes me eating her ass so that's a plus.

Did she say she looked forward to him eating her pussy or she always hated it?

Get fucked by multiple old men in a porn theater, deepthroated a lot too.
Suck a priest cock in church.
I'm a guy btw

she says she hated it and that she still hates him. He seems to have disgusted her but she has daddy issues so maybe there was some pleasure in it. She's a hot latina btw and he was a fat white guy. Nobody suspected him because he was the fun white dude.

How old are you and your cousins?

Why did you suck a priest cock?

Over developed hyper sexual 15 year old i was babysitting wanted to have her girlfriend come over (said she was bi) Parents made it clear absolutely no friends over, so no. She tried to seduce me, sat on my lap, huge soft ass and big tits. But, I shot her down hard. 20 minutes later she comes to where I am with a FB video call of her girlfriend. They talk freaky shit to one another. She's doing it on purpose, I ignore her. She sits on my lap again while on the video call. Her girlfriend friend starts talking to me, as she does, the 15 yo grinds on me. The girlfriend flirts with me and the 15 yo giggles cause im getting hard. Long story short. I agree to let gf over and I have a threesome with 2 really hot, horny highschoolers

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood

I've done some pretty sick shit in my time, but the cake has to be taken by my 3 year stint as a cable installer, and all the womens panties, lotions, shampoos and conditioners Id jack off with and dump my cum in. Those were the fucking days man.

i sucked 70 year old cock

Because I was tempted to break his bow and wanted to suck dick in a church so I accomplished both

My Dad started molesting me when I was 11. Continued until I was 17 and my parents divorced. I never told anyone. It eats away at me. I hate him. I hate what he did. I hate everything about it.
I live in a cycle.
For a while, Im the normal person everyone thinks I am. Slowly Ill start thinking about him. I might get off to some incest story on literotica or something.
But that wont be enough. I need to feel it again.
So Ill download skout or something, find an older guy, and meet him, and fuck him. Let him do what he wants.
Then I hate myself.
Ill want to kill myself because of what I am.
I swear Ill never do it again. I'll be normal. I wont be the daughter who fucked her dad. No one will ever know.
So then Im normal for a while....

One day, this will all get the better of me, and Ill take the gun he gave me when I went to college and kill myself.

not that being white was the problem. her real dad and brother are rapists and her mom ignored her after the truth came out like it was her fault. So my wife had to start medicating her self with orgasms on her own.

Me too,but only if its above6 "

Where did be shoot his load?

Enjoy your shitty, blurry footage. Oh...and have fun in jail!

Fucked my gf on a bench infront of everyone.

What did he do to you?

I have too things that I will put in my best first is fucked my ex on a football field at night and 2nd is my sis best friend (my fucktoy ) gave me a footjob and made me cum in my sis room pretty hot tbh

You see, the problem with me is you guys have this overt, eccentric and exquisite sexual degeneracy that's a huge turn on for me.

I quit fapping to porn years ago, once I discovered Sup Forums. I fantasize about you guys to jerk off to now. Thanks for being hot little faggots, guys.

I gave him head, jerked him at first. Later he started fucking me. Anal and vaginally.
Liked pissing on me calling names, stuff like that.

>When I'm ready to duck her
>ready to duck her
>duck her

Did you orgasm?

Sometimes. Wasnt high on his list.

That's actually pretty baller. I'm impressed!

How is her body now? Thick?

Did they let you off with a warning or did they ask to join in?

all over the floor or himself. he might have shot it down her throat but she says not. SHe lies a fucking lot about things. Over the years I've been able to find out what's true and what's not. This is something I'm still not sure about. HE would make her wash her pussy if it was nasty and I wonder if he licked her ass too. THey would look at porn together and discuss the positions and bodies. He was a freak and I love it. I just wish he would have plowed his cock into her and ripped her fucking pussy. She makes me fucking hate her!

It's not her fault, you filthy pervert. Someone deep inside there is probably a decent person. When you find it, either come clean and proceed or get some therapy.

What age did it stop?

Not so tight anymore but still nice. Her tits have trippled in size since we got together so that's nice. He cunt is not as tight and now her ass is getting loose too. I used to take it easy on her because she says my dick is too big but now I dont care. I fucking tear her up and then act sorry afterwards. I figure she's used to this with her step dad. He ass now jiggles when I pound it so that's a change but I like it. She has one of those fat pussies. You know, the kind that looks fat even when she was a kid with a skinny body.

In the 4th grade I would leave class with a friend to go to the bathroom, and then we would suck eathothers dicks under the stall dividers. Faggot shit, but I was a kid and what felt good felt good.

I'm fucking my husbands best friend. He has known my husband since middle school. All three of us were friends in high school.
I always wanted to fuck him, but never got to. After I got married, I started fucking him a few months into it.

How did it come about to fuck him?
How often?

Damn sounds like she has a hot as fuck Latina body

I thought so and it's why I stayed and was so good to her in spite of her hellish behavior. Te I found out she was fucking around which uncovered a huge amount of shit she had been decieving me about for years. I couldn't believe it! So many things turned upside down at that moment and she couldn't even be really remorseful. She just blamed it on me and every body else. Nothing is ever her fault. I still catch her doing things taht she knows aren't right and are things that led to her fucking up before. She doesn't care. She thinks she does, but in reality she's too narcissistic

That's really disgusting. What did the women you did this to ever do to you?

14 just when she was ripe

I let my boyfriend fuck me in my sleep

>How did it come about to fuck him?
We were all drinking one night. Started talking about the high school days. Started talking about how much of a crush I had on him. Told him I regret never being able to kiss him.
And he told me that we could kiss and it would only be a kiss.
Kissed, started making out, started fucking.

>How often?
At least once a week. Sometimes more.

I fuck my friends girlfriends regularly, the trick is to get them to start keeping secrets from their partner.

Simple shit like running into them in the street after stalking them on face book.
>says hello, get a deep hug
>ask her questions until she starts talking me
>end on another deep hug but say, this will be our secret. Don't wanna make x jealous.

Within weeks I'm fucking them.

Sorry this happened to you. I hope you will consider therapy. You deserve to be happy.

yeah she even looked good as a little girl. she had those curves that probably drove her step dad crazy!

Thanks.

Did they applaud when you were done?

You are very welcome.

Ignorance is bliss my friend

So...you caught her violating your marriage vows and decided that you were going to further traumatize her to deal with it. That isn't right and you know it.

Does she do anal? And if so, can I see?

Blowjob pics? Or are you smart enough not to take pics?

Kill yourself.

weirdo lol. We do anal all the time but my pics aren't with me right now. sorry to disappoint.

You are very welcome. It's normal to act out abuse. I read somewhere that it gives you a measure of control over a situation where you were powerless. Any competent therapist will understand. I hope you get the help you need.

her friend from school told me that my wife had told her about how I fuck her and the two of them ended up making out. She said my wife ate her out like she was starving. My wife denies it but it still makes me cum to think about it.